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Unpopular, Yet Favorited Games Across Neopia

Bored with Kass Basher? Tired of Meerca Chase? How about a different game for a change of pace?

by yoshisislandbandit
Autumntastic: Top Five Autumn Items - Foregrounds

Get to know about the top five Autumn items in Neopia!

Also by morifoy

by sosuleaf

Autumn, How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Ways...

There’s a chill in the air and the leaves are a kaleidoscope of brilliant color; autumn is here! Let’s pick apples in the orchard and visit farms to hunt for the perfect pumpkin. Grab a sweater; we’re taking a scenic route.

by yuri445
Four Legged Friends (FLF) NP Wearables: Jan-June

Hi there everyone! We are back with another edition of Four Legged Friends. Not familiar with us? Well, I (Amanda) am a huge eyrie fan and Hayley is a huge Gnorbu fan - we want to highlight wearables and show customizations that are specifically dedicated to four-legged pets!

Also by 987654321_hj

by piinkskullz

+1 Lookup

We have scoured the very depths of the vast lands of Neopia to bring you a compilation of things to do and accomplish, whether you are a seasoned player or a brand new one. We will be detailing seven different topics and tasks that you can do to "one up" your lookup

Also by rose_loves_you_xoxo and aeaglebabe09

by marcthegr8est1

How to Play and Master Extreme Faerie Cloud Racers

Extreme Faerie Cloud Racers is a fast paced game that involves racing around a square field, trying to outlast your opponents. I have been playing this game, and now, I am reporting in this issue of the Neopian Times, my guide to doing as well as possible in this game.

by oxbridge_united
The Best and Worst of Neopia

The one thing about growing up in the land of Neopia is… Well… There are a lot of things! For one, think of all the friends you have made over the years, not just in your Owners’ guild, but in all the lands around you. You think your Owner is as well traveled as a Neopet? Well, maybe not in that strange fantasy world called the ‘real world’ that your Owner supposedly lives in, but here in our world? Yeah, right

by yautja_warrior
 
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"The Dinner" by grimmbones7
It was a dreary day. Alfred hobbled across the Neopia Central path and waved to the Money Tree. He unlocked the Post Office and began dusting his collections. He picked up his favourite framed photo and gently dusted it off. He went through his daily routine of signing off on shipments and organizing his stock. Whenever a happy, plucky customer came in Alfred put on a smile and helped them find what they needed. He grew tired of the same routine day in and day out. He pondered retiring for a moment and then shook his head. If he gave up the shop, he wouldn’t have anything to keep him occupied. He remembered years and years ago when he owned the Food Shop with his wife and son. Young Alfred sprinkled the flour on the counter as his son helped to flatten out the dough. “Papa, do I roll it out like this?” the little chia asked. Alfred looked down at his son and laughed. “You have flour on your nose!” Annie popped her head in the kitchen. “Come on boys, we have to get the bread out for the customers!” Alfred smiled. Annie was always rushing around to get everything done. He took over flattening out the dough, got them in the pans, and lifted them into the oven. As he set the time, he went to the orchard to get the baskets of fresh fruit. “Papa, look at me! Look at me, I’m flying!”




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Learning from Rejection: A Story of Redemption
Due adjusted the basket hanging from the crook of her elbow before putting her paw on the doorknob on the front door of her home. After being let off early from work, she was excited to spend the day working on her arts and crafts. As soon as she opened the door, however, she smelled the distinctive, salty scent of jelly tinged tears.

by rocksysmom

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The Dinner
It was a dreary day. Alfred hobbled across the Neopia Central path and waved to the Money Tree. He unlocked the Post Office and began dusting his collections. He picked up his favourite framed photo and gently dusted it off. He went through his daily routine of signing off on shipments and organizing his stock. Whenever a happy, plucky customer came in Alfred put on a smile and helped them find what they needed.

Also by ___popo___

by grimmbones7


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An Uprising of Sweepers: Part Five
A week later, Orcius was going through the map and sheaf of parchments that they had drawn up their plans on the past three months since they recruited. Scanning through all the words and diagrams, he asked himself if they had somehow overlooked something somewhere. He was deep in thought when Adian made his appearance in the loft, where they have taken to having their “headquarters meeting”.

by yin_yin_7

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The Neovian Misadventure of Will and Biggs: Part Two
The wind from the door breezed through Biggs skull. He huffed a short exasperated sigh and climbed down from the small, creaky stoop. He gingerly placed the bouquet against the door, turned around, and left the thorny thicket. He wandered slowly around the park until the sun fell away and the glittering specks of starts littered the sky.

by general_grievious__

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Frolics- School Dazed
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Also by patjade

by izzywizard


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The Space Pteri
Oh yeah... Bye!

Also by ayitsneon

by erianoillim




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