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Unpopular, Yet Favorited Games Across Neopia

Bored with Kass Basher? Tired of Meerca Chase? How about a different game for a change of pace?

by yoshisislandbandit
Autumntastic: Top Five Autumn Items - Foregrounds

Get to know about the top five Autumn items in Neopia!

Also by morifoy

by sosuleaf

Autumn, How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Ways...

There’s a chill in the air and the leaves are a kaleidoscope of brilliant color; autumn is here! Let’s pick apples in the orchard and visit farms to hunt for the perfect pumpkin. Grab a sweater; we’re taking a scenic route.

by yuri445
Four Legged Friends (FLF) NP Wearables: Jan-June

Hi there everyone! We are back with another edition of Four Legged Friends. Not familiar with us? Well, I (Amanda) am a huge eyrie fan and Hayley is a huge Gnorbu fan - we want to highlight wearables and show customizations that are specifically dedicated to four-legged pets!

Also by 987654321_hj

by piinkskullz

+1 Lookup

We have scoured the very depths of the vast lands of Neopia to bring you a compilation of things to do and accomplish, whether you are a seasoned player or a brand new one. We will be detailing seven different topics and tasks that you can do to "one up" your lookup

Also by rose_loves_you_xoxo and aeaglebabe09

by marcthegr8est1

How to Play and Master Extreme Faerie Cloud Racers

Extreme Faerie Cloud Racers is a fast paced game that involves racing around a square field, trying to outlast your opponents. I have been playing this game, and now, I am reporting in this issue of the Neopian Times, my guide to doing as well as possible in this game.

by oxbridge_united
The Best and Worst of Neopia

The one thing about growing up in the land of Neopia is… Well… There are a lot of things! For one, think of all the friends you have made over the years, not just in your Owners’ guild, but in all the lands around you. You think your Owner is as well traveled as a Neopet? Well, maybe not in that strange fantasy world called the ‘real world’ that your Owner supposedly lives in, but here in our world? Yeah, right

by yautja_warrior
 
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"Learning from Rejection: A Story of Redemption" by rocksysmom
Due adjusted the basket hanging from the crook of her elbow before putting her paw on the doorknob on the front door of her home. After being let off early from work, she was excited to spend the day working on her arts and crafts. As soon as she opened the door, however, she smelled the distinctive, salty scent of jelly tinged tears. She tried to put it out of her mind as she began to pull her hood off to place it on the coat rack. However, before she could even pull the hood off of her head, she heard the muffled, blubbering sobs of her younger sister. She took a deep breath before making her way into the kitchen. Due was more than happy to console her sisters, especially since she had so much energy from a slow day at the bakery. However, she was always worried that she wouldn’t be able to console them. And, as luck had it, her jelly shoyru sister was the hardest to console. The translucent purple shoyru was sitting with her head pressed against the table, her tears forming a sticky puddle around her head and matting her black wig with what was essentially sugar water. Before the shoyru could notice Due, the usul began to assess the situation to the best of her ability. There were letters scattered all over the table and a pen piercing the shoyru’s paw. The pen didn’t concern Due, however, because that was the only way her little sister was able to write in a manner that was even remotely legible. It didn’t hurt the shoyru at all, as the jelly very easily gave way and quickly repaired itself after the pen was taken out.




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Uneventful
The big blue eyes remained unblinking, a pinpoint of light in a dimly lit room. Her smile rested like a mask on her face, disguising any emotions that flitted through her head. She sat calmly, waiting for him to finish. He smiled at her. "What do you think?"

by __ayahrox__

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The Perfumed Plight of a Posh Princess
Chessangie the Royalgirl Draik was sifting through the mail at her house when she noticed a beautiful envelope which bore a rosy pink hue. She saw that it was addressed to her, so she opened it. She was enthralled by the sparkly glitter and intricate details on the card which she found inside.

by _brainchild_

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The Greatest Show In Neopia!: Part Six
Kadar struggled in vain to get his arms free from the vice-like grip of the two pirates that had suddenly hauled him to his feet in front of their Governor, but he was held fast. Desperately he panted out, “I don’t know what’s going on! She screamed - back in the inn. She was kidnapped!”

by chavo_guerrero

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An Uprising of Sweepers: Part Five
A week later, Orcius was going through the map and sheaf of parchments that they had drawn up their plans on the past three months since they recruited. Scanning through all the words and diagrams, he asked himself if they had somehow overlooked something somewhere. He was deep in thought when Adian made his appearance in the loft, where they have taken to having their “headquarters meeting”.

by yin_yin_7

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Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Hijinks Part 3
RUN!

by blackaavar

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The Space Pteri
Oh yeah... Bye!

Also by ayitsneon

by erianoillim




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