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The Coolest Logs On Neo!

I thought it would be fun to compile a list of the coolest logs that exist on the Neopets site! I've often wanted to collect a list for my own merriment. However, why not submit the list to the Neopian Times and show my fellow players how to entertain themselves with the logs as well?

by indulgences
Erin's Extreme Avatar Guide: Carnival of Terror

In honor of this spooky season, I’m writing a series of game guides from the Haunted World just for you, my beloved readers. This week, we’ll talk about the dreaded Carnival of Terror, featuring creepy robotic clowns shuffling across a gloomy looking fairground, complete with sparse trees and just enough smog to make you uncomfortable.

by krazypinkgurl
Autumn Customization

It is finally time to look into your safety deposit box and the back of your closet and pull out all the cool and cold weather clothes you have stashed in the back during the warm seasons.

Also by Greyfever

by yuri445

Autumntastic: Top Five Autumn Items - Lights

Get to know about the top five Autumn items in Neopia!

Also by morifoy

by sosuleaf

Making the Most out of Masks

In 2012 Saskia the cybunny opened her mask cart during the Haunted Faire event. Saskia’s mission was to create the ultimate mask, and thus required helpers to try the masks out. Her side event became known as the Masks of Dread.

by earthiness
The Library Faerie's Top 10 Unique Glasses

I am the Library Faerie, owner and operator of the beloved Crossword Puzzle and Faerieland Bookshop! I'm here today to put aside my yearning for books and give you my top 10 pairs of glasses and why I chose them.

by smeehoo27126043
Artful Interviews with F.V. Shmoobenduffle

You came back, I knew you would.

Also by my delightfully weird twin brother, homsar_eggplant.

by parody_ham

10 Ways to get your Neopets excited for Halloween

Guess what time of year it is! You guessed it, Halloween is right around the corner. There is always so many things to get prepared for. It can be a little difficult if you leave things all to the last minute. So why not use these top 10 ideas to start early October on a very ideal way to get your Neopet jumping up and down at the excitement of Halloween.

by superchik137yut
 
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"Welcome to the Club" by kittyz_all_the_way
"Arghhh!!" a tiny roar sounded through the open space of little Gooblah's neohome. *Swish, swish* was the sound of the toy pirate sword as he swung it through the air, playfully lunging it at his mother as she stood at the hover stove. The tip of the sword poked her in the back of the thigh, and she turned to swat little Gooblah away. "Stop it!" she laughed, "I'm making dinner." "Dinner?" Gooblah let the tip of the toy sword tilt down toward the floor, as he grinned, wide, showing all his teeth. "Meat?" he dropped the toy sword to jump up, trying to peek at what his mother was cooking on the hover stove. Suddenly his jump seemed to grow, and Gooblah could see over the stove, and then he was at the same level as his mother. His father's deep voice rumbled behind him, as he curled his tail around his son, keeping him lifted in the air, "Of course! What else do us Grarrls eat?" Gooblah giggled, and then the three of them all looked at each other as they said one word in unison, "Everything." Gooblah's father set him down, and Gooblah ran to grab his toy sword before running off to the kitchen table to take a seat, anxiously waiting for his mother to place dinner before him. He was starving! But granted... he was *always* starving. "Is there a reason we have to use such a tyrannian stove?" he heard his mother as his father. "The day we can keep our tails from breaking things is the day we'll get that delicate bubble stove you so desperately want. Promise."




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Welcome to the Club
"Arghhh!!" a tiny roar sounded through the open space of little Gooblah's neohome. *Swish, swish* was the sound of the toy pirate sword as he swung it through the air, playfully lunging it at his mother as she stood at the hover stove.

by kittyz_all_the_way

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Usuki Singing Stars #36: Sparkles' Dancing Shoes
Miss Stryke blew her whistle. “It’s one two three, one two three!” the yellow Kau barked at her students. “This is the Brightvalian waltz, not square dancing!” The students groaned. Everyone was paired with a dance partner and most of them were struggling to dance. Sparkles was confused as she attempted to lead her partner.

by downrightdude

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The Neovian Misadventure of Will and Biggs: Part One
A tall dark figure paced back and forth in a tiny, dimly lit room smattered with frocks, perfumes, and cosmetics. A ratty grey tailcoat with a bright amaranth fringe wrapped around his slender frame. He stopped and creaked open the door, taking a peep down the barren, dark hallway of similar doors.

by general_grievious__

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An Uprising of Sweepers: Part Four
The bandits, had raided the town so many times that they are very familiar with the somewhat messy layout of the town. There are so many small roads that one could get lost if one was new to the town and its surroundings.

by yin_yin_7

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Head in the Clouds: Usuki!
Just restocking, I swear!

by yoshisislandbandit

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Further Mysteries Surrounding the Catacombs
Wait... When was this?

Also by bha288.

by bittersweet52




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