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Venturing into the Vortex

"Sometimes, you'll go all day without so much as a nibble."

by literary
14 Unconventional Ways to Beat the Heat

Tired of sipping some ice-cold lemonade and relaxing in the shade to beat that summer heat? Okay, neither am I. But why not look into some, shall we say, alternate methods of cooling off?

by littlemouse_rbd
Potatoes: Meridell's Greatest Treasure

Restockable in the Merifoods Shop, this item is a cornerstone of the Meridellian economy and can be found all throughout Neopia in various forms. I am speaking, of course, about the potato.

by lutari_lover_555
So You Want to Write an Article

Helping you get your article published in the Neopian Times!

by moldier
Interview with the Post Office Shopkeeper

This week, we had the privilege of interviewing the one who is responsible for many Neopian collectors' joy, the Post Office Shopkeeper!

Also by iluvmeezerkatz

by _white_spirit_

Ten Tips to Help Improve Your Restocking

Do you ever wonder how some players seem to get multiple unbuyables from restocking each day while you never get anything, let alone SEE anything?

by plasma_lemon
The Great Key Quest Quiz

How much do you really know about it?

by salorich
Sightseeing in Meridell

I recommend you start out your day by playing a quick game of Cheeseroller... you're bound to get a bit messy, but this is one of the oldest traditions in Neopia!

by pizzanoodles2
Becoming Meridell

If you don't know what to wear to Meridell day, fear not! We're here to make it all better and help you start off Meridell Day with the perfect wearables.

Also by silly_mistake

by star138

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Sightseeing in Meridell

With the anniversary of the Discovery of Meridell approaching quickly – the 30th day in the month of Swimming... mark your calendars! – many of us Neopians are planning on taking our pets to the grand medieval land in honor of this festive and joyous occasion. However, not many Neopians frequent the old land these days... unless we're making the trek to Illusen's Glade in the hopes that this exquisite earth faerie will grant us...

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The Kindness of a Mad Scientist
Estreeme the Meerca had hit a rough point in her life. She had escaped the pound, struck out on her own with dreams of doing something amazing...

by undeadicarus


101 Ways to Annoy a Uni
"101 Ways to Annoy a Uni?" McCloud was glad he was an Eyrie if someone out there was publishing books like this...

by almedha


A Pirate's Tale: Dark Lullaby - Part Seven
He'd never seen the captain of the Intrepid look so unraveled, but his voice was steady when he tilted his head to the starboard side of the ship and said, "There."

by kandeegrrl


Rogue and Rover: Part Two
There was no such thing as waiting for the weather to clear on Terror Mountain. The sun shone through the clouds on only a handful of days each year, and even if there wasn't new snow falling, the wind still whipped the existing drifts back up into the faces of anyone unlucky enough to be slogging through them...

by saphira_27


So Says the Slorg!!
What is this "dignity" of which you speak?

by supercheezee


...::: Yooyus Are Nasty :::...-Bonus-
Something is missing... But what?...

by chlo26

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