teh 1337est n00zpaper Circulation: 191,403,084 Issue: 605 | 26th day of Swimming, Y15
Home | Archives Articles | Editorial | Short Stories | Comics | New Series | Continued Series
 

Articles


Venturing into the Vortex

"Sometimes, you'll go all day without so much as a nibble."

by literary
14 Unconventional Ways to Beat the Heat

Tired of sipping some ice-cold lemonade and relaxing in the shade to beat that summer heat? Okay, neither am I. But why not look into some, shall we say, alternate methods of cooling off?

by littlemouse_rbd
Potatoes: Meridell's Greatest Treasure

Restockable in the Merifoods Shop, this item is a cornerstone of the Meridellian economy and can be found all throughout Neopia in various forms. I am speaking, of course, about the potato.

by lutari_lover_555
So You Want to Write an Article

Helping you get your article published in the Neopian Times!

by moldier
Interview with the Post Office Shopkeeper

This week, we had the privilege of interviewing the one who is responsible for many Neopian collectors' joy, the Post Office Shopkeeper!

Also by iluvmeezerkatz

by _white_spirit_

Ten Tips to Help Improve Your Restocking

Do you ever wonder how some players seem to get multiple unbuyables from restocking each day while you never get anything, let alone SEE anything?

by plasma_lemon
The Great Key Quest Quiz

How much do you really know about it?

by salorich
Sightseeing in Meridell

I recommend you start out your day by playing a quick game of Cheeseroller... you're bound to get a bit messy, but this is one of the oldest traditions in Neopia!

by pizzanoodles2
Becoming Meridell

If you don't know what to wear to Meridell day, fear not! We're here to make it all better and help you start off Meridell Day with the perfect wearables.

Also by silly_mistake

by star138

 
Search the Neopian Times




Headlines


Venturing to the Vortex



"Sometimes, you'll go all day without so much as a nibble." An older, Purple Krawk sits hunched over the dark waters. In his well-worn claws, a frail rod dangles above the lake as a bobber floats atop the vortex. His shipwreck shorts and fishing vest seemed to be covered in so much sand and salt it makes one wonder how many days, weeks or maybe even years the Krawk has been venturing out to Ye Olde Fishing Vortex...



Other Stories


---------

The Parade
Gigantic discounts, personal shop assistants and stylists and a full new outfit. He was the happiest Yurble alive.

by pillarbox

---------

101 Ways to Annoy a Uni
"101 Ways to Annoy a Uni?" McCloud was glad he was an Eyrie if someone out there was publishing books like this...

by almedha

---------

The Old Switcheroo: Part Two
"Yo, what's up, my Guildies?" Kanrik called out, giving everyone a peace sign.

His greeting was met with a heavy silence and puzzled stares.

by liouchan


---------

A Pirate's Tale: Dark Lullaby - Part Seven
He'd never seen the captain of the Intrepid look so unraveled, but his voice was steady when he tilted his head to the starboard side of the ship and said, "There."

by kandeegrrl

---------

Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: Spoils
Kanrik... *sigh*

by shamaela

---------

War Is Easier
That explains a lot...

by classicmess



Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.