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Issue: 602 | 3rd day of Swimming, Y15 |
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| Top Ten Plushie FoodsThat's what makes having them in plushie form so perfect. We don't have to eat them!
by pebblesnbambam1 | | Neopian Cooking: Preparing Meridell and AltadorianNeopia has many tasty and not so tasty foods.
by jrayeb3 | | Creating the Themed Neohome 2.0 of Your DreamsI would like to share with you my tips on how to create the themed Neohome of your dreams!
by vanessa1357924680 | | How to Be Yourself in a Crowded NeopiaThere is a lot of pressure on us Neopians to have it all โ trophies, avatars, expensive items, millions of neopoints, impressive pets. But do those things really matter? Is your Neopet any different red, green, yellow, or blue than when it's Darigan or Royal?
by rupeedupe | | The Last Blast: Trophy GuideIn The Last Blast, robots are swarming Kreludor's mines and, of course, it's up to you to stop them!
by felix_gaeta | | What's Your Favorite Way Of Helping Others?Some people are so generous...
by indulgences | | The Minion Perspective โ FaeriesWhat do we really know about the Faeries?
by devotedslothminion |
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Headlines "Magic and Mayhem" by thedoggirl_97 The sun rises high in the clear blue sky. It bakes the surface of the desert to an unbearable temperature. Crowded and busy, the marketplace is far from peaceful. Shopkeepers bellow their prices and wares hoping to get attention and coin. One fruit shopkeeper, a squat, burly Techo, is quarrelling with a neighboring shopkeeper on the quality of his fruits. He almost...
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True Kindness It's not that she felt unfulfilled, or even unhappy. She just had nothing to do with her time.
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Abernathy's Bane It was all a show. There was no real danger. This was the Haunted Woods, a place that thrived on terror and surprise and impossibility.
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