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Top Ten Plushie Foods

That's what makes having them in plushie form so perfect. We don't have to eat them!

by pebblesnbambam1
Neopian Cooking: Preparing Meridell and Altadorian

Neopia has many tasty and not so tasty foods.

by jrayeb3
Creating the Themed Neohome 2.0 of Your Dreams

I would like to share with you my tips on how to create the themed Neohome of your dreams!

by vanessa1357924680
How to Be Yourself in a Crowded Neopia

There is a lot of pressure on us Neopians to have it all โ€“ trophies, avatars, expensive items, millions of neopoints, impressive pets. But do those things really matter? Is your Neopet any different red, green, yellow, or blue than when it's Darigan or Royal?

by rupeedupe
The Last Blast: Trophy Guide

In The Last Blast, robots are swarming Kreludor's mines and, of course, it's up to you to stop them!

by felix_gaeta
What's Your Favorite Way Of Helping Others?

Some people are so generous...

by indulgences
The Minion Perspective โ€“ Faeries

What do we really know about the Faeries?

by devotedslothminion
 
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"Magic and Mayhem" by thedoggirl_97
The sun rises high in the clear blue sky. It bakes the surface of the desert to an unbearable temperature. Crowded and busy, the marketplace is far from peaceful. Shopkeepers bellow their prices and wares hoping to get attention and coin. One fruit shopkeeper, a squat, burly Techo, is quarrelling with a neighboring shopkeeper on the quality of his fruits. He almost...




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True Kindness
It's not that she felt unfulfilled, or even unhappy. She just had nothing to do with her time.

by gyosco

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Abernathy's Bane
It was all a show. There was no real danger. This was the Haunted Woods, a place that thrived on terror and surprise and impossibility.

by uberdancingdolphin

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Chiaroscuro: Part Three
I sigh. Darkness is a constant here. Like magma and ash.

by geniusbulb

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Shad and Saura: The Secret Belowdecks - Part Three
"We've certainly been meeting a lot of exciting people today," Shad said. The newcomer grinned slightly โ€“ which in terms of a Lupe means that all her fangs were visible...

Art by ssjelitegirl

by ssjelitegirl


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Lab Shenanigans
Lessons learned at the Lab.

by vilvery

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Frustrated
After defeating Zombom...

by moon_flash



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