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Nova Defender Guide Part II: Level Walkthrough

A step-by-step guide on how to finish each level to get the most points possible for that trophy!

by holy_dragon_fire132
16 Wearables to Celebrate the 600th Issue of the Neopian Times

Celebrate the 600th issue of the Neopian Times with these 16 wearables!

by star138
Rebuilding a Guild

She's quitting as leader? What happens now? But then you read on. Your position as a measly member is over, although you did like being a Sensei. Now you are La Jefa, the big cheese, the boss man.

by pillarbox
What Type of Altador Cup Player Are You?

There are plenty of different people that enjoy and participate in the Altador Cup, from the newbies nervously playing their first games of Yooyuball to the dedicated, hardcore players aspiring to that elusive All Star rank...

by river_valley37
Seasonal Foods of Neopia: Fruit

What is better than biting into a ripe, juicy fruit that's full of flavor? If you purchase fruits when they are in season, you'll get an even better taste!

by blessed_faerie
How to Write a Neopian Times Article

In any case, it's about time we took a look at the process behind writing an article. Many of you out there want to be published in the Neopian Times, not least for those shiny avatars and occasional prizes...

by marzipan
The Majesty of Cheese

A guide to pairing Neopian cheeses and beverages to please refined guests.

by quillweave
99+ Problems & They're All Lenny Conundrums (Part 2)

Last week we looked at the solutions from Lenny Conundrum rounds 400-451. This week, we've explained the solutions from rounds 452-495...

Also by sacados

by minnesotan

The Events That Changed Neopia Forever: An Interview

As we congratulate the Neopian Times on their 600th issue, please join us on a trip down Memory Lane. Needless to say, a lot has changed since Neopets saw the light of day on November 5, 1999.

Also by bewytched

by hottendott

Dodgy Dinners

I am a little concerned. Some of my Neopets (the usual gang of troublemakers) are up to something distasteful and I can hardly bear to face the truth of it. They are performing sinister acts involving innocent Edible Petpets!

by carrotopian
Celebrating Issue 600: A Look At The Last 100 Issues

With the arrival of the 600th issue of the Neopian Times, I considered what it is that makes the Neopian Times so wonderful. Is it the articles? The comics? The short stories? Or is it a combination of all of the above?

Also by xiaolin10413

by painted_dreams87

 
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"Chiaroscuro" by geniusbulb
Moltara has a shop that sells nothing but fantastic lights. Wonderful lamps. Extraordinary lanterns! But nothing I can afford. I'm a de-tinkerer; I make my living taking things apart, separating the small parts and sorting them into piles. I think I'm rather good at this...




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Meepit Oaks Sanatorium: Patient 600
When I first received a neomail saying that I was needed at Meepit Oaks Sanitorium for a consultation with a particular mental patient, I had a near panic attack...

by vanessa1357924680

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600 Days of Winter: A Petpetpet Detective Story
The walk from my office to the bureau is littered with snow petpetpets and frozen ice crystal sculptures; it seems the kids are really loving this extended winter break...

by stoicjohn

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The Transfer: Part One
Ellorna strode down the street, her chitinous feet beating a confident tattoo against the cobblestones. This could be it! her footsteps seemed to say, over and over again. This could be it!

by kimssuperanimals

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The Return: Part Eight
Who exactly Chaos was, Jennings didn't get to ask. The fire Lutari turned his attention from the Krawk as if he were a mild annoyance, focusing on the cane and the green gem atop it...

by herdygerdy

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We Are Artists Too...
HI

by black_words

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Just Don't Ask ~ Who's Complaining?
Pets say the darndest things...

by raynbow_light



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