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Nova Defender Guide Part II: Level Walkthrough

A step-by-step guide on how to finish each level to get the most points possible for that trophy!

by holy_dragon_fire132
16 Wearables to Celebrate the 600th Issue of the Neopian Times

Celebrate the 600th issue of the Neopian Times with these 16 wearables!

by star138
Rebuilding a Guild

She's quitting as leader? What happens now? But then you read on. Your position as a measly member is over, although you did like being a Sensei. Now you are La Jefa, the big cheese, the boss man.

by pillarbox
What Type of Altador Cup Player Are You?

There are plenty of different people that enjoy and participate in the Altador Cup, from the newbies nervously playing their first games of Yooyuball to the dedicated, hardcore players aspiring to that elusive All Star rank...

by river_valley37
Seasonal Foods of Neopia: Fruit

What is better than biting into a ripe, juicy fruit that's full of flavor? If you purchase fruits when they are in season, you'll get an even better taste!

by blessed_faerie
How to Write a Neopian Times Article

In any case, it's about time we took a look at the process behind writing an article. Many of you out there want to be published in the Neopian Times, not least for those shiny avatars and occasional prizes...

by marzipan
The Majesty of Cheese

A guide to pairing Neopian cheeses and beverages to please refined guests.

by quillweave
99+ Problems & They're All Lenny Conundrums (Part 2)

Last week we looked at the solutions from Lenny Conundrum rounds 400-451. This week, we've explained the solutions from rounds 452-495...

Also by sacados

by minnesotan

The Events That Changed Neopia Forever: An Interview

As we congratulate the Neopian Times on their 600th issue, please join us on a trip down Memory Lane. Needless to say, a lot has changed since Neopets saw the light of day on November 5, 1999.

Also by bewytched

by hottendott

Dodgy Dinners

I am a little concerned. Some of my Neopets (the usual gang of troublemakers) are up to something distasteful and I can hardly bear to face the truth of it. They are performing sinister acts involving innocent Edible Petpets!

by carrotopian
Celebrating Issue 600: A Look At The Last 100 Issues

With the arrival of the 600th issue of the Neopian Times, I considered what it is that makes the Neopian Times so wonderful. Is it the articles? The comics? The short stories? Or is it a combination of all of the above?

Also by xiaolin10413

by painted_dreams87

 
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"The Lottery" by nocturnal_ned
Sadly, not everyone can win the lottery. In fact, not everyone can even afford a ticket to play the lottery. Moerio the yellow Moehog is one pet that understood that better than any other. A quiet Moehog, he often expressed his thoughts better on paper than out loud...




Other Stories


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Symphonically Clean
Knock knock knock. "Oh, I'm coming," she grumbled, pushing herself up from the floor and brushing stray feathers from her apron.

by teaspill

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600 Ways
Mollykins twitched her tail back and forth, waiting for the timer to buzz. It was the first time she and Yanli had made cookies by themselves, and she couldn't wait to see how they had turned out.

by kristykimmy

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Two Dozen Black Dresses: Part Two
To run was an impossibility. The idea of running, of fleeing from the scene as fast his short legs would take him was certainly a reality to Marius, but the act itself was as impossible as if he had wished to sprout wings and fly away.

by emblo93

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Ballad of the Faerie's Champion: Esteem - Part Nine
The squire blinked, trying to clear his eyes. Gary couldn't remember anything except the Werelupe lunging at him. What had happened?

by shinkoryu14

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Blah Blah -600th Issue Special-
EPIC HAT

by highwind20

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All For the Gold
Yooyuball is never as easy as it looks!

by smidgereens



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