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How to Succeed at the Beauty Contest

While it is possible to win the Beauty Contest solely by entering an amazing image or even a really good image, more often, the Beauty Contest takes additional effort beyond just entering and collecting your trophy in one week.

by blackwater444
A Simple Guide To Eco-Fabulous NC Customisations

It is entirely possible to make fabulous customisations using inexpensive NC clothing items.

by pastypigeon
Top 7 Most Beautiful Foods

So if you're an absolute food fanatic like I am, then you'll fall in love with my list of the top 7 most beautiful foods in all of Neopia!

by jamieannbassett
Claare's Wonderful Things To Do With Neggs

What's not to love about the mysterious and incredibly interesting objects with a remarkable resemblance to eggs?

by dewdropzz
Family Secrets - An Interview with Grandma Boochi

Boochi is no orphan without any ties in Neopia – something I had foolishly assumed, as it would explain nicely why this tiny Bruce tries to turn others into babies as it would give him new playmates to ease his solitary existence –, but is member of a large family headed by an elderly Bruce whom everybody in the family simply calls Grandma Boochi.

by chaotizitaet
April Fools Top Tricks

I have some recommendations to make your April Fools the most mischievous one of them all!

by fantasyeyesuk
The Perfect April Fool's Prank

The first of April is an infamous time of the year. Absolutely NO ONE should be trusted...

by mutantbobo
Article Spies - Grandma Boochi

Scene: Tyrannian Outskirts, five o'clock in the morning. Near the tent of the leaders of the Awakened.

Also by birdinggal

by water_park1993

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"The Darkfordian Chronicles: Wind" by creativemonster9
"Well, when... someone, develops magical abilities later on in their lives it can... present a danger to others." She knew the instant it was out of her mouth and onto the Moehog's face that all of Sakhmet would know of her secret by tomorrow afternoon. "You're a mage? But, no way! You're way too old to develop magical..."

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The Gallery of Evil
I have started work on a new project. The idea behind it is to make a complete guide to all the evil denizens of Neopia currently known...

by sockmonk


Shadows of the Past
"Do you think we can make up for mistakes in our past?"

by blackghoulmon


We All Fall Down: Part Seven
Siana was carrying me by the scruff of my neck after a good shot from her stun blaster...

by ellbot1998


There Are No How-To Books for Aspiring Ninjas: Part Two
He plopped himself down on a relatively cool rock and rummaged through his backpack for the bottle of water. He pulled it out, then froze. In the flickering light, he could see the angry stare of a dark faerie...

by serissa98


Sometimes it is Worth It
A resilient Grarrl tries his luck at getting a new avatar. Some think he is brave; others think he's a bit dim.

by rory321363


"Deep Thoughts" - Kads
How can they eat so much? I know the secret. I mean, I think so. It's a deep thought, right? Guys?

by juicedlime

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