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	How to Succeed at the Beauty Contest While it is possible to win the Beauty Contest solely by entering an amazing image or even a really good image, more often, the Beauty Contest takes additional effort beyond just entering and collecting your trophy in one week. by blackwater444
	A Simple Guide To Eco-Fabulous NC Customisations It is entirely possible to make fabulous customisations using inexpensive NC clothing items. by pastypigeon
	Top 7 Most Beautiful Foods So if you're an absolute food fanatic like I am, then you'll fall in love with my list of the top 7 most beautiful foods in all of Neopia! by jamieannbassett
	Claare's Wonderful Things To Do With Neggs What's not to love about the mysterious and incredibly interesting objects with a remarkable resemblance to eggs? by dewdropzz
	Family Secrets - An Interview with Grandma Boochi Boochi is no orphan without any ties in Neopia – something I had foolishly assumed, as it would explain nicely why this tiny Bruce tries to turn others into babies as it would give him new playmates to ease his solitary existence –, but is member of a large family headed by an elderly Bruce whom everybody in the family simply calls Grandma Boochi. by chaotizitaet
	April Fools Top Tricks I have some recommendations to make your April Fools the most mischievous one of them all! by fantasyeyesuk
	The Perfect April Fool's Prank The first of April is an infamous time of the year. Absolutely NO ONE should be trusted... by mutantbobo
	Article Spies - Grandma Boochi Scene: Tyrannian Outskirts, five o'clock in the morning. Near the tent of the leaders of the Awakened. Also by birdinggal by water_park1993

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The Perfect Prank

Has someone tricked you before? Hungry for revenge? Or simply looking for that perfect prank to play on your friends on this both wonderful and awful day? Here are some tips to crafting that infallible, undetectable, absolutely jaw-dropping prank to make them the April Fool! :D (Also, how some pointers on how you can avoid becoming the said April Fool instead...)

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Can Kadoaties Read?
My name is Jayne. I'm a Kadoatie.

It took me months to learn to associate words and signs on paper; several weeks of looking around me, trying to figure out what those black marks on the walls of my little cage mean.

by sergente__hartmann

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The Unexpected Winter of the Heart
The air of Terror Mountain was cold, colder than anything she'd ever felt. It rushed through her fur and tickled her nose as she walked.

by emilyrae41700

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Thief and a Hero: Part Two
Kanrik didn't blink. He just didn't seem to blink. "You know who I am?"

by waifine_1

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Song of Silence: Part Four
"What have we got to lose?" Damien said, not voicing his fears from that morning for his daughter's sake.

"Everything," Rosemarie said desperately.

by fields_of_gold

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Aftermath of the War
The Thieves' Guild has finally defeated Greed... Now what?

by corynla

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Kadoatery vs. Plumptery
This is why Plumpys aren't in the Kadoatery.

Concept by sky_lady

by bleeding_marker

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