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An Interview with the Labyrinth Blumaroo

Today I have a very interesting and even more exclusive interview to give you with none other than the Labyrinth Blumaroo himself! That's right, the unfortunate star of the Neopets game Fetch!

by impellent
Dr. Frank Sloth’s Guide to the NC Mall

I've decided to take a softer approach to conquering – *cough* I mean, improving – this little planet.

by pizzanoodles2
Cutest Mutant Items

I looked at all of the Mutant items in Neopia and found the cutest ones of all!

by pinkcrown123
10 Amazing Alien Aisha Facts

With the help of some Alien Aisha sources who wish to remain anonymous, I've been able to learn more about these mysterious interstellar travelers. Here are ten little-known facts about Alien Aishas that might just make you wish you had six ears.

by biscuitqueen
Neopian News Network: Lutari Island Investigation

The reason for the lack of general knowledge about Lutari is simple. No one can get there.

by aerlam
Dressing for Mutants

Mutant Day is upon us once, a day to commemorate those who shy away from the light of Neopia.

by kuroge
Neopian Fashions Part 2: Kreludor

If you want to successfully explore Kreludor, you have got to look the part.

by petpet_master_
The 228 Seconds I was a Mutant

(At least, Eviamnora *thinks* she'll never be a Mutant again! -Phadalusfish)

by phadalusfish
 
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"I Am Beautiful" by allison_kitty11
Even my boss doesn't like me- he's the reason I'm forced to work in the back. I stock shelves, clean the floors, take inventories, and do all the other tasks that nobody else wants to. He won't let me be a cashier because he thinks my appearance would scare away customers. I don't disagree with that, though. I hate having to work where customers can see me, I always feel them staring...




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The Day Doctor Sloth Took a Holiday
"It's outrageous!" Dr. Frank Sloth, Overlord of the Grundos, Master of the Virtupets Space Station, Rightful Dictator of Neopia and all Neopets (in his opinion), Sworn Enemy of the Space Faerie shouted.

by rider_galbatorix

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I Am Beautiful
"Mommy, what kind of neopet is that?" 

"That's a Xweetok, sweetie."

"Why is she so ugly looking?"

by allison_kitty11


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What Makes a Family: Part Two
"Have you ever walked in the rain?"

by anj6193

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Chronicles of the Chosen: Taking Flight - Part Four
"This is it?!" Maurice exclaimed furiously. Today had obviously not been his day. "Where's the ferry service? There has to be one!!"

by pretsel_is_back

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Three Perks to Having a Mutant Hissi
No fair!

Idea by unexploded

by lilyed


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I Want to be Popular!
So you have found your way to my lab...

by darkdragon_slayer



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