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An Interview with the Labyrinth Blumaroo

Today I have a very interesting and even more exclusive interview to give you with none other than the Labyrinth Blumaroo himself! That's right, the unfortunate star of the Neopets game Fetch!

by impellent
Dr. Frank Sloth’s Guide to the NC Mall

I've decided to take a softer approach to conquering – *cough* I mean, improving – this little planet.

by pizzanoodles2
Cutest Mutant Items

I looked at all of the Mutant items in Neopia and found the cutest ones of all!

by pinkcrown123
10 Amazing Alien Aisha Facts

With the help of some Alien Aisha sources who wish to remain anonymous, I've been able to learn more about these mysterious interstellar travelers. Here are ten little-known facts about Alien Aishas that might just make you wish you had six ears.

by biscuitqueen
Neopian News Network: Lutari Island Investigation

The reason for the lack of general knowledge about Lutari is simple. No one can get there.

by aerlam
Dressing for Mutants

Mutant Day is upon us once, a day to commemorate those who shy away from the light of Neopia.

by kuroge
Neopian Fashions Part 2: Kreludor

If you want to successfully explore Kreludor, you have got to look the part.

by petpet_master_
The 228 Seconds I was a Mutant

(At least, Eviamnora *thinks* she'll never be a Mutant again! -Phadalusfish)

by phadalusfish
 
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"I Am Beautiful" by allison_kitty11
Even my boss doesn't like me- he's the reason I'm forced to work in the back. I stock shelves, clean the floors, take inventories, and do all the other tasks that nobody else wants to. He won't let me be a cashier because he thinks my appearance would scare away customers. I don't disagree with that, though. I hate having to work where customers can see me, I always feel them staring...




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The Day Doctor Sloth Took a Holiday
"It's outrageous!" Dr. Frank Sloth, Overlord of the Grundos, Master of the Virtupets Space Station, Rightful Dictator of Neopia and all Neopets (in his opinion), Sworn Enemy of the Space Faerie shouted.

by rider_galbatorix

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I Am Beautiful
"Mommy, what kind of neopet is that?" 

"That's a Xweetok, sweetie."

"Why is she so ugly looking?"

by allison_kitty11


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Baby Adventures: The Mystery of the Fontaine Sisters - Part Three
Kolyae murmured to the others, "Hopefully Loretta and Rosetta Fontaine will be able to get jobs here."

"Hopefully their names will be cleared and they can continue working at the best restaurant of Krawk Island," Treaphie muttered back.

by cloudpuffpuff


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Tales from Neopia Central: Part Six
He'd joined the zombie rights movement in the city, and by effective consensus had become their spokesperson to the media.

And now they were under threat.

by herdygerdy


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Use Your Imagination
Everyone has their household contributions to make.

by shadowstrand

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Kadventures of Olly and Ninth: Greedy Mutant Ninth
AAAAAHHHH!!!

Also by 0llyness

by __ninth_gate__




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