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Shop or Not: The Cleanliness of Neopian Shops

I have taken it upon myself, in good health I might add, to go around and check out the cleanliness of the shops in Neopia Central...

by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
To Bid or Not to Bid

Not much is known about the Auction House. No one knows the story of how it actually came into existence; has it always been there?

by lalichan0107
The Snowager Sleeps

The Snowager is a monstrous worm made completely out of ice who resides in his own personal cave in the Ice Caves in Terror Mountain.

by katelyn12697
Dueling Decks, a Trophy Guide – Going for the Gold

Have you ever played a game, tried your very hardest, thought you'd done really well, then visited the high score table only to find you are miles down it?

by daughters_ofthe_moon
Beating the Heat

It's a shame to waste the summer months dreading the heat after you've recently suffered through an entire frigid winter and rainy spring waiting for it, but there is nothing you can do about it.

...or is there?

by crrazay

Ice Cream

Ice cream is delicious no matter what the season or occasion and it always adds a nice touch of elegance and, most importantly, tastiness to just about any dessert platter.

by riptocs
Neopian Fashions Part 1: Brightvale

While Brightvale is home to anything and everything knowledgeable, is it also home to some of the finest fashions in Neopian history.

by petpet_master_
A Celebration of Intelligence

It's Brightvale Day. The time when the inhabitants of Brightvale get to have fun and celebrate.

by jamespongebob
The 5 Best Places in Brightvale

This week there is a very special holiday in the land of Neopia - the discovery of Brightvale! This prosperous kingdom is home to wise scholars and beautiful stained glass windows, lush green fields and a King who's the wisest of them all!

by omi_roxx
 
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"With Intelligence Comes Ignorance" by jarm9
"Seriously, Viepe? Mystery of the Kougra Paw? You trying to rub it in my face or something?" Viepe shook his head furiously. "No! Never! I just want to see your face when you read it!" Teckno looked the book over, turning it to read the description in the back. Someone has stolen the precious gem and the only clue is a strange shaped Kougra paw print... "How much did this even cost?" he asked. "It's so cheap I only had to spend twelve neopoints on it..."




Other Stories


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Overgrown
I had been very tiny then, much smaller than I am now. It had never occurred to me that I would grow any bigger than I was then.

by fluffbunniie

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Queen of Amethyst
"You'll find your magic. You're just a late bloomer, Fyora."

by pandora

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Hero of Shenkuu: Part Three
They have the same fear and hatred in their eyes as the rest of my citizens, but it's dulled down because of their paychecks. I smile bitterly.

by encroached

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Petpet Adventures: Mistress Maxie's Marvellous Circus - Part Nine
Eva's claws dug tightly into Max's shoulder, and she felt a bit faint as the land went past below them with alarming speed.

by rachelindea

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When Plushies Go Bad
WHY MISS PUMPKIN NICKEL, WHHYYY???

by silverfang_avatar

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Karl & Hensoy in KQ Basics
(in which the instructions couldn't have been clearer)

Idea by hyperknuckles77_tail

by stillhensoy




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