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Shop or Not: The Cleanliness of Neopian Shops

I have taken it upon myself, in good health I might add, to go around and check out the cleanliness of the shops in Neopia Central...

by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
To Bid or Not to Bid

Not much is known about the Auction House. No one knows the story of how it actually came into existence; has it always been there?

by lalichan0107
The Snowager Sleeps

The Snowager is a monstrous worm made completely out of ice who resides in his own personal cave in the Ice Caves in Terror Mountain.

by katelyn12697
Dueling Decks, a Trophy Guide – Going for the Gold

Have you ever played a game, tried your very hardest, thought you'd done really well, then visited the high score table only to find you are miles down it?

by daughters_ofthe_moon
Beating the Heat

It's a shame to waste the summer months dreading the heat after you've recently suffered through an entire frigid winter and rainy spring waiting for it, but there is nothing you can do about it.

...or is there?

by crrazay

Ice Cream

Ice cream is delicious no matter what the season or occasion and it always adds a nice touch of elegance and, most importantly, tastiness to just about any dessert platter.

by riptocs
Neopian Fashions Part 1: Brightvale

While Brightvale is home to anything and everything knowledgeable, is it also home to some of the finest fashions in Neopian history.

by petpet_master_
A Celebration of Intelligence

It's Brightvale Day. The time when the inhabitants of Brightvale get to have fun and celebrate.

by jamespongebob
The 5 Best Places in Brightvale

This week there is a very special holiday in the land of Neopia - the discovery of Brightvale! This prosperous kingdom is home to wise scholars and beautiful stained glass windows, lush green fields and a King who's the wisest of them all!

by omi_roxx
 
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"Winought" by crazy_holly_ii
They were the heads of their respective departments within the town, and, in the case of the Purveyor, the only member of the department. The Lord of the Things had a similar department to that of the Purveyor's, and it was much bigger. The Purveyor did not very much like the Lord. Together they made what could generously be called the town council. They made the decisions. They were not, very often, made in a timely manner...




Other Stories


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Meeting Gorunda
The young Green Nimmo recalled hearing stories of the famous Gorunda every night. His father would lean over his bed and tell magnificent tales...

by fleur_garden

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Brightvale At Night
Nothing will hurt you. All you need is a dash of common sense and a pinch of grit.

by 9166joe

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Tales from Neopia Central: Part Four
Her staff knew all too well to leave her alone when she was in such a mood, so her butler Carson was a rare sight when he entered her study to deliver a letter.

by herdygerdy

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My Name is Lavendrette: Part Three
Lavy jumped up, taking the blanket with her, and stuffed it quickly into her backpack. Without even any hesitation, she crawled onto the cold snow...

by i_love_my_kitty_4

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Hardly Related
Don't change! We like you just the way you are!!!!!!

by yoyo_blobagus

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P&P: Plushie Kau Plushie
Wheee!

Also by johnny_depps_girl101

by mumumuchan




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