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Different Neopets Dreams

There are loads of different, specific Neo-obsessions people have that translate into their everyday life, so much so that players often dream Neopets dreams...

by palidus_tomato
Elderly – What It Is And What It Is Not

Oops... what happened with your young neopet?

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by realidade

An Interview with King Skarl

"Don't you know?! My name is King Skarl! First name, King! Last name, Skarl!" roars the King.

by impellent
Neopian Quiz - Hidden Words

This time you are looking for a Neopian word or name hidden within an ordinary phrase.

by daughters_ofthe_moon
5 Things for Usul Contentedness

You can almost say that Usuls of all ages and genders need to be in tip top shape in fashion, athletics, sociability, and intelligence. To give you some information about Usuls, here is an interview with my Usul, Ulusy.

by flotsam43
Colours These Days

How to repel people, confuse the situation and ruin the new colours. Oh, and ruin a lawn.

by bramley_apple_pie
Pie versus Cake: The Sweetest Food Throwdown

Can the cake maintain the undefeated reputation of its mini-me, the cupcake? Or will the pie take a stand and... dare I say it... take the cake?

by seoulful
Silencing an Old Rumor

It is a cry that seems to roll around every time the Altador Cup does: "The game is rigged! The yooyus are helping a specific team!" Is it true?

by kjcanimals
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"Unwitting Magic" by spotlightstarzafara
There were two explosions. One was currently in progress at a little abode in present-day Sahkmet, being unsuccessfully controlled by one flabbergasted yellow Kougra named Naira. "Oh, what did I do wrong THIS time?" Naira was almost ready to tear her fur out, for she was frantically fanning a paw over the green flames that raged in the tall clay pot in the middle of her study...

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Up for Trade
"I'm nothing but a pet who is constantly traded for a better one."

by fruitbananas


Zo Junior's Holiday
"Packing light, Zo? Hey, where will you be going for your holiday?"

Zo chewed his lip a moment. "Moltara," he said finally, with a nod.

by alt1981black


Of Squibble Berries and Olives: Part One
It had been three weeks since he and Brynn had returned from their little adventure in Qasala. Hanso was now certain that Queen Fyora had a dark side to her...

by shy_gurl1983


The Game of Master Hog: Part Three
Seven different envelopes, each containing a different cryptic riddle. Each signed off with the same two letters.


by d_morton


... Seriously, Swamp Ghoul. Don't be holding threats you can't complete.

by facelift_district


Woes of Expensive Taste

by fooshfuush

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