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The Tyrannian Veterinary Clinic - The Inside Scoop!

Once the petpets are healthy, I bring them to my shop where those seeking petpets come to see if these lovely creatures are just right for them. It always makes me feel warm and fuzzy to see a neopet and a petpet together, as good friends.

by dragonstorm_75
Want a Magma Blaster trophy? Jump in!

There are rocks falling from the sky! Quick! Run!

by terravermelha
Conspiracy Theorist: Does Technology Exist?

Why haven't we contacted... whoever's in charge of Virtupets... now that we're at peace and asked them to teach us how their technology works?

by xx_purple_cybunny_xx
Ten Tips to Feed Florg

Help Florg eat his dinner with these ten essential tips!

by qelato
Bubble Tea – What is it, and why do we like it?

To many, Bubble Tea is a mysterious drink they have yet to encounter. Here, I will explain the properties of Bubble Tea...

by seoulful
Alternative Training!

Well, imagine a 12 hour lesson in the secret ninja training school, paid with 6 red codestones, each one at the price of 50,000 NP... Doesn't sound appealing, does it? You'll be impressed with what I'm about to show you!

by _white_spirit_
An Interview with "Bart"

"Do you ever clean those things? A lot of Neopians feel like all they ever do is get sick when they bob for your apples."

by impellent
The Decline of Tiki Tack Man's Tombola

How many times have you gone to the Tombola hoping to win some codestones, and all you found was a lonely Tiki Tack Man asking for funds?

by miyulemon
Making The Most Of Your New Gift!

So you open the door to your neohome one morning and you notice a finely wrapped present on your doorstep...

by usukii
 
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Does Technology Exist?



I, for one, find our lack of technological advancement highly suspicious. Isn't it illogical that our development has been completely static, and there has been no apparent desire to change this? Why haven't we contacted... whoever's in charge of Virtupets... now that we're at peace and asked them to teach us how their technology works? After mulling it over, I came to a stunning realization...



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An Unusual Story from a Kougra's Diary
You know I can't help but feel sorry for Shoyrus. I mean every year, their day is immensely overshadowed by whatever is dished out by the Neopian Staff on April Fool's Day the day before.

by mr_holithon

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Unpounded
Boochi shot at me... and he didn't miss. I was a baby. My owner hated babies.

by ciahia

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The Story of B.: Part Three
"You're serious..." His eyes hardened and they searched the room. "Where is he? Is he invisible?"

by kooky_user

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Before the Thunder: Part One
Smoke.

Why did she smell smoke?

by theloverpokemonqueen


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The Nut Farm
It's not wise to brag out loud...

by ramheart

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We Can't All Be Good Listeners... (Part 2)
Ouch! Where did that come from...?

by anneburns



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