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5 Ways to Celebrate Cybunny Carnival

A humorous and intriguing guide on how to make the most of Cybunny Day.

by greenglitter
Neopian Anagrams

It's been a while since I wrote my last article on quizzing and gave you a challenge.

by daughters_ofthe_moon
Lazy Yet Creative Ways to Get Rich

Just follow the steps in this guide exactly and I promise you'll be a millionaire in no time!

by elementdragongirl
Top 25 Most Beautiful Avatars

There are so many different avatars on Neopets, but not all of them are created equally. Some are more beautiful than others.

Also by blue_eyed_tiger_j

by mercy_angel

To the Top of the Mountain: SW1 and SW2

Princess Terrana, younger sister of the infamous Princess Lunara, hopes to prove herself worthy of the title "Shenkuu Warrior" by racing her way up some of Shenkuu's tallest mountains armed with nothing more than her wits and a shiny grappling hook.

by iamduffan
6 Steps to Successful Spring Cleaning

Read this book for a series of sound, cleaning advice and endless, endless bad jokes. Endless.

by vanilla_paw
Why Your Genius Neopet Can't Solve Zaira's Mysteries

Sadly, there were some Neopians that fell to laziness, and looked at their intelligence 500+ Neopets, wondering if... maybe, just maybe... maybe their Neopet, who was so much smarter than they were... could solve it for them?

by palidus_tomato
The Ten Best Prizes From the Mini Plastic Neggs

Nope. Not bitter at all... *shifty eyes*

by dr_tomoe
 
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Your Neopet Can't Solve Zaira's Mysteries



Your pet is likely to go on scores of mental side-steps, breaking down each character in the story and attributing aspects to their personality. So the wizard from Entry 8 doesn't like Brightvale... Brightvale is the center of all learning. This means that the wizard is too ignorant to be trusted with any Negg of vast importance, so they definitely aren't going to be the ones grabbing the Clockwork Negg. The blacksmith, similarly, was stupid enough to knock a branch onto his own head and injure himself... even without knowing he takes the Sand...



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A Desert Wonder
One could say it was just an ordinary ship sailing between those lands. But it wasn't. One would have no doubts after a glimpse at the mainmast, where a black jack was waving.

by nj_kitty_1

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Strangeness in the Air
Right now, he was staring down at a series of clockwork springs and spinning wheels that were inside of a compass bracelet, trying to fix the cheap thing. But, of course, he had no idea what he was doing.

by amsurito

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The Fate of Dust and Fire: Part Ten
Even though it was ruined and partially buried by sand, the temple was still a magnificent structure.

by macana

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Enchanted Stories: Adventure in Brightvale - Part One
Five months ago a book had appeared and had unexpectedly led us on an adventure, an adventure that never happened...

by kristykimmy

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Act Naturally
Silly Esophagor, those are definitely not chili cheese fries.

by cityofcolor

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Something Has Happened!
You're kidding, right?

Also by l3lo0

by madamkambria




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