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5 Ways to Celebrate Cybunny Carnival

A humorous and intriguing guide on how to make the most of Cybunny Day.

by greenglitter
Neopian Anagrams

It's been a while since I wrote my last article on quizzing and gave you a challenge.

by daughters_ofthe_moon
Lazy Yet Creative Ways to Get Rich

Just follow the steps in this guide exactly and I promise you'll be a millionaire in no time!

by elementdragongirl
Top 25 Most Beautiful Avatars

There are so many different avatars on Neopets, but not all of them are created equally. Some are more beautiful than others.

Also by blue_eyed_tiger_j

by mercy_angel

To the Top of the Mountain: SW1 and SW2

Princess Terrana, younger sister of the infamous Princess Lunara, hopes to prove herself worthy of the title "Shenkuu Warrior" by racing her way up some of Shenkuu's tallest mountains armed with nothing more than her wits and a shiny grappling hook.

by iamduffan
6 Steps to Successful Spring Cleaning

Read this book for a series of sound, cleaning advice and endless, endless bad jokes. Endless.

by vanilla_paw
Why Your Genius Neopet Can't Solve Zaira's Mysteries

Sadly, there were some Neopians that fell to laziness, and looked at their intelligence 500+ Neopets, wondering if... maybe, just maybe... maybe their Neopet, who was so much smarter than they were... could solve it for them?

by palidus_tomato
The Ten Best Prizes From the Mini Plastic Neggs

Nope. Not bitter at all... *shifty eyes*

by dr_tomoe
 
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"Strangeness in the Air" by amsurito
Nutterberry sighed. He hadn't meant to cause so much trouble when he applied for this job- really, he hadn't. But it was only the second working week, and he'd already spilled iced borovan all over a brass gear belt, popped two of the strings on an elegant punk guitar (yes, Cog actually sold those), and destroyed several other objects. Nutterberry knew that it would be better off for Cog- and the customers- if he just quit altogether...




Other Stories


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The Lupe With the Horrible Name
There was once a pet created with such a terrible name that I can't even tell it to you.

by krazykiddo5

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The New Pet
Things used to be perfect.

by vforvendetta_

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A Place in the Country: Part Two
"Oh really?" he replied, turning back with a smirk. "Where is it? I know you'll have it hidden somewhere near. We want it, as fair payment."

"I haven't the faintest idea what you are babbling about," Celeriac maintained.

by herdygerdy


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The Story of B.: Part One
Maybe it should be a secret... but I felt like I had to share this with someone. The world deserves to know about B.

by kooky_user

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Cappuccino Hearts
Too much sun makes you see odd things...

by mikomon

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Rolemodel
Haha... not funny.

by fettugina



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