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The Gamer Guide: Petpet Cannonball

Let's learn how to score very well in Petpet Cannonball and maybe get a shiny trophy!

by magnetismo
Where to Live in Neopia?

Your handy guide to the top ten places to live in Neopia!

by aifricr
Top Ten Paint Brush Colors for Customisers

For some customisers, having the perfect "base color", the color of your pet's skin or fur when they are created, painted, morphed, or zapped, is just as important as the clothes themselves.

by auraichadora
Neopian Battlefield Legends – The Ultimate Strategy!

Enemies are invading your land; it is your job to stop them!

Also written by wesolini

by dawwetje

Becoming a Gentleman - a Guide by a Fine Bachelor

Five easy tricks on becoming a gentleman for all of you Neopians or not who tried but never succeeded!

by dimitraaa
Altador Cup Pre-Season Report

Most Neopian lands are still mired in the depths of winter, but for Altador Cup fans, Spring has finally arrived.

by amarise
The Art of Hoarding

The Safety Deposit Box has many categories, and not all of them are profitable. Let's take a look at each category...

by chocolate_fudge7
 
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"Newcomer" by exorcist_katrina
"Allen! Time to get up!" I yawned and rolled onto my back, not bothering to get up. "Allen! Get up! Don't forget what today is!" Mom yelled again. Remembering what day it was, I jumped out of bed, threw on my clothes and flew down the stairs. My name is Allen_Walker_The14th. I'm a snow Shoyru. I live with my mom in Darigan Citadel, I'm a week old and an only child, but that's about to change hopefully! Yesterday...




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A Great Gadgadsbogen Day!
He smiled, looking at the sun in the distance. He knew these Neopets would have an unforgettable time at this Gadgadsbogen festival...

by kitti801

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Bedtime Tale
"Tell us a story, Mommy!"

by xxxmagiabellexxx

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Infinity: Part Four
Infrared's and Neon's search for The Engineer produced no results. They didn't catch even so much of a glimpse of her.

by blueys45

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Red Thread: Part Two
"Hey, I'm Terry, and I'm sorry if this is blunt," Terry says, sliding into a chair at a table next to the Yellow Lupe. "But you – you found your twin?"

by kevboizz

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Random Oddness
Something the matter, little man?

by mistyqee

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Spotted Gelerts - The Origin
Many people wonder why Spotted Gelerts look different from the other spotted pets- Well...

by hideri



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