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A Blast From the Past Quiz

How much do you really know about Neopets over the years? Take this quiz about the history of Neopets to find out.

by lil_princess_of_evil
Generic Birthday Present Ideas

Are you one of those people who forgets about birthdays until the day before? If so, what do you do for buying that person a present?

Idea by chocolatekittens

by mucka33

The Super Fun Birthday Bash Crossword

In honor of Neopets' twelfth birthday, here is a fun little crossword puzzle that is all about the events that happened during Neopets' eleventh year of existence!

by kspare2
Spread A Smile: A Guide to Making Others Happy

A simple guide for those who want to spread kindness to other users!

by jazzehness
What Makes a Neopet Special

Some people have plenty of Neopoints, but they have a Neopet or two who they leave as a red, yellow, blue or green creature of a common species.

by ellbot1998
Mynci Beach Volleyball Guide: Tips for Scoring an Av

While it's true that it does take some practice to master this game, I've found it also takes some keen observation to really get a handle on it.

by xfillover1
Loosen That Belt and Feast Like a King!

Every autumn, the Meridell farms are bustling with hard working Neopians harvesting ripe fruits, vegetables, and grains to bring to your dinner table.

by vanilla_paw
Become a Champion at Chia Bomber 2!

Good day, students! Welcome to Chia Bomber 101!

by piximon990
Weisbauch Reports: Behind Capara’s Cards

Glamorous, meticulous and unfortunately easy to beat at Cheat! – ladies and gentlemen, it's Capara.

by arbenheist
The Twelve Most Momentous Events in Neopian History

As Neopets celebrates its Twelfth Birthday, we invite you to take a stroll down memory lane and explore with us the Top Twelve Events in Neopian History.

Also by gwendarwen

by blackwater444

Top 9 Ways to Celebrate Neopets’s Birthday

Gather some friends and get ready. This birthday celebration is sure to top them all!

Also by luckyone121

by babygirl122187

 
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Chia Bomber 2 Champion



You're here because you're brave enough to accept the mission with Geoffrey Chia and take down those nasty Chia Bombers (with an awesome reward of a secret avatar at the end). It's a tough task, but with my guidance, I am confident that you will prevail and drive those Bombers away! Before you jump right into the game, we should go over the basics...



Other Stories


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The Divergence of Krawk Island
Gracie nearly fainted in surprise. On the water's edge was a pinkish, slimy and dotted... well, they weren't sure what it was. But as they drew closer, they could see that the dots were suction cups, and it was HUGE.

by sheik_30999

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Birthday Celebrations Are Fun For All
Every year on Neopets' birthday, pets gather from all around Neopia to throw spectacular parties and celebrate in style. This year is no different.

by hogwartsbean3

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Cloud Flute: Part Six
"How come you came after me?" Lae asked him curiously.

"I... can't let you... go do stupid stuff and... get hurt..." Akorri panted...

by aquadaika


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Big Big and Little Big: Part Two
"I told you to come on!" repeated Bigsby, getting a bit annoyed. "Bart! You're being so apathetic! You should take hold of your life and do something with it!"

by fuzzymonkey31

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Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Happenstance (part 6)
Silver learns a lesson in Geography.

by blackaavar

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Snazzy-ish
Thanks, Jerdana.

by neon_leaf



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