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Top 10 Places To Eat In

I decided to hunt down the best places to eat in in Neopia.

by jamespongebob
What Your SDB Says About You!

For collectors and the standard player alike!

by tigerkingdom
Finest Faerie Foods Ever?

Faerie Foods are completely amazing.

by swayamsiddhamishra
Intermediate Level Trophies

Trophy Collecting With Detailed Explanations

by nayana852
The Shop Wizard on Strike

Long live the Shop Wizard! Meep!

by frosted_chooch
Top 20 Useless Neopian School Supplies - Part 1

A list of the top twenty Neoschool items you'll never use, in alphabetical order.

by darkobsession
Life as a JubJub - Locomotion

Getting around can be difficult for a JubJub.

by loba_negra
Your Side Account: Things to Do on the Other Side

What else could we do with our side accounts?

by akitera
15 of the Best Neopoint Trinkets

Beware of the Meepits!

by pinkpaint
In Other News: It Returns!

Krawk Island's recent disappearance from Neopia's surface has caused quite an alarm amongst global citizens of late; however, the rediscovery of the island has done little in terms of dispelling these anxieties.

by yippo_yippee
5 Reasons to Own a Pteri!

This year marks their 10th anniversary in Neopia and we should be very happy to see them just about everywhere!

by jackie_3_3_3
6 Ways to Use Your Leftover Halloween Candy

Candy for breakfast. Candy for lunch. Candy for dinner. It's enough to make a pet sick. But wait!

by eclipsedrose
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Useless School Supplies

The Neopian School Supplies shop is still open for business, and perhaps for this same reason, and with the absence of competition, it keeps coming up with crazy inventions that no one seems to be able to use when going to school; inventions that are impractical, or just for show, and sometimes plain weird and creepy. I set up camp near the Shop for three days - despite the continuous...

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This wasn’t a good life. It was a terrible existence. He was nothing.

by warriorsrock965


The Princess's Comb
Amira smirked, taking it as a challenge. "We'll see about that. Come on, Vyssa."

by kaddiez


The Witch and the Mortog: Part Two
Poor Balthazar and Edna were stunned into silence. They quietly stepped aside, and Vira brazenly stepped in front of the mirror and began primping herself....

by secant


The Co-Worker and the Missing Sister: Part Three
"What did I tell you about calling me Rosie?" Rose laughed, but she wasn't annoyed. A part of her was truly happy at seeing her old friend.

Her old co-worker.

by dudeiloled


Funthing Has Happened!!
Is that my shadow?

by white_tiger0226


Why Sloth Only Writes the News Once a Year
Updating the News is harder than it looks...

by crocodile_babiez

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