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A Balanced Diet... in Pizza!

Pizza: (n.) the perfect food source!

Also by mythem

by babygirl122187

Evil, Yet Non-Dark Faeries

Some regular non-Dark Faeries can be as evil as -if not more than- Dark Faeries.

by mypetsandi
Tips of a Gamer - The Buzzer Game

There are certain tips and tricks that will make your life much easier when it comes to beating the Buzzer Game.

by 9r_waka_tip
Optimal Tyranu Evavu

The objective of Tyranu Evavu is to guess whether the next card in the pack of cards will be higher or lower.

by htamale
Playing Hungry Skeith with the Buzz

I've brought our Buzz friend with me because who better to give tips than someone who works in the game himself?

by terabithian
Unconverted Currency

Are UC pets more valuable than our pets right now?

by comet_blaze
A Pet for Every Board

Have you ever wondered, if each Neoboard were asked to pick a pet to represent itself, which pets they would pick?

by fireairshadow
Trouble At The National Neopian - Game Guide!

The aim of the game is simple – stop the robbers from stealing neopoints!

by babiekins
Top 10 Starry Items of Neopia

In order to celebrate the stupendous starry theme, this article will count down Neopia's top 10 starry themed items!

by flowergirlesl
The Skeith Pop Quiz!

In honor of Skeith Day, here is a quick quiz to test your knowledge on this amazing species!

by kspare2
Great Colors For Even the Widest Skeith

Great-looking colors for Skeith Day. ^.^

by movie138music
Getting Ready For The Championships: An Inside Scoop

Keep reading this article for a [top secret] interview with none other than, no, not Dr. Sloth, but Kevin the Korbat.

by sonny_iz_cute
Top Ten Faeries of Neopia

All across Neopia, daily arguments rage over who the most awesome faerie is in the land.

Also by gwendarwen

by neoplayinny

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"Another Ill-Fated Faerie Festival" by mystie06
This year, the Festival was not being held in a garden, where anyone could wander by and cast a spell on the faeries, but in the grand ballroom of the palace. The large windows of the ballroom had been specially enchanted so that the faeries inside could look out and see the beautiful gardens, while those outside the windows looking in would see only their own reflections. Security in and around the palace was on high alert, and the guards in and around...

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Feathers to Flippers
"What happened to you?!" she gasps.

"What does it look like?" I grumble, floating over to my Fresh Bamboo Bed. "Stupid lab ray."

by pinkkea


I'm Just That Big Monster That Broke Your Island
It's not as if anyone has bothered to ask me; I mean, I'm only the giant monster under the sea...

by codswobble


Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Morphica Begins - Part Two
"Yes, sir, the hired villains did a good job luring them away. The Defenders never saw it coming."

by kristykimmy


Better than Scones: Return of the Black Pawkeet - Part Three
Alexa clung to the driftwood, coughing and spluttering foul saltwater everywhere. She was soaked to the skin and miserable...

by scribe1020


A Kacheek and Her Slorg
Don't you DARE think about replacing me!

by iggy_b_puff


The other choice would have been paper, but that's a different song.

Art by saiyamewomen

by patjade

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