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A Balanced Diet... in Pizza!

Pizza: (n.) the perfect food source!

Also by mythem

by babygirl122187

Evil, Yet Non-Dark Faeries

Some regular non-Dark Faeries can be as evil as -if not more than- Dark Faeries.

by mypetsandi
Tips of a Gamer - The Buzzer Game

There are certain tips and tricks that will make your life much easier when it comes to beating the Buzzer Game.

by 9r_waka_tip
Optimal Tyranu Evavu

The objective of Tyranu Evavu is to guess whether the next card in the pack of cards will be higher or lower.

by htamale
Playing Hungry Skeith with the Buzz

I've brought our Buzz friend with me because who better to give tips than someone who works in the game himself?

by terabithian
Unconverted Currency

Are UC pets more valuable than our pets right now?

by comet_blaze
A Pet for Every Board

Have you ever wondered, if each Neoboard were asked to pick a pet to represent itself, which pets they would pick?

by fireairshadow
Trouble At The National Neopian - Game Guide!

The aim of the game is simple – stop the robbers from stealing neopoints!

by babiekins
Top 10 Starry Items of Neopia

In order to celebrate the stupendous starry theme, this article will count down Neopia's top 10 starry themed items!

by flowergirlesl
The Skeith Pop Quiz!

In honor of Skeith Day, here is a quick quiz to test your knowledge on this amazing species!

by kspare2
Great Colors For Even the Widest Skeith

Great-looking colors for Skeith Day. ^.^

by movie138music
Getting Ready For The Championships: An Inside Scoop

Keep reading this article for a [top secret] interview with none other than, no, not Dr. Sloth, but Kevin the Korbat.

by sonny_iz_cute
Top Ten Faeries of Neopia

All across Neopia, daily arguments rage over who the most awesome faerie is in the land.

Also by gwendarwen

by neoplayinny

 
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"Hostile Takeover" by a_greenparrot
"I'm innocent!" he cried as he cowered in fear. He then realized who he was talking to, and saw that she was no ordinary neopet. She had the form of an Usul, yet she seemed to be made of pure darkness. It was like he was staring into the void of space, yet she only seemed partially there. As if she was simply a two-dimensional shadow that was now standing on its own. "Are you the super evil genius?" she asked icily. "Uh..." Jimmi paused as his mind raced to catch up. "Yes, yes, I am. Jimmi Chumpchange..."




Other Stories


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Hostile Takeover
"Mind-control, it never fails. The only question now is, how do I do it? Hypnosis, nanobots, little mind-control caps?"

by a_greenparrot

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A Thousand Years Apart
What she saw made her jaw drop, and almost brought tears to her eyes.

There in the small clearing lay a baby Pink Xweetok.

by saeryena


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Chronicles of a Caped Crusader: Morphica Begins - Part Two
"Yes, sir, the hired villains did a good job luring them away. The Defenders never saw it coming."

by kristykimmy

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They Think it's All Over: Part Ten
They wanted front row seats for the end of the world.

by herdygerdy

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Comic Name 3
Does Illusen even own different outfits..?

by white_draigon

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Cheap Books Please
Do you like the cover?

by ccr153lucky2



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