Caution: Quills may be sharp Circulation: 186,164,154 Issue: 504 | 22nd day of Swimming, Y13
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The Anti Gifts

What you should always have at home to make (more or less) hidden allusions.

by schwarzernebel
A Week in the Second-Hand Shoppe

I was sure it had something to offer me, both in terms of knowledge and cheap (read: free) wearables.

by lutari_lover_555
Inexpensive Paint Brushes: A Guide to the Cheapest!

There are many different paint brushes that don't cost Neopia and still look pretty cool on your neopet.

by fluppee__aa
The Elusive Quest for Guild Settlement

What makes a guild worth staying in? What makes a difference to whether a member stays or leaves?

by pertaoiin
How To Spend and Save Your Fortune


by chestnuttiger787
The Destruction of Faerieland: Fact or Fiction?

Statistics show that Faerieland should have created a gigantic crater on the face of Neopia, destroying everything in its path...

by shipooply
Summer Days Deserve Summer Drinks

A guide to picking the perfect summer drink.

by vortex_paula2
The Many Faces of Neoboard Smilies

If you want to make friends on the neoboards, you don't want to be the person who overuses smilies. Thus, I will examine some of the most common smilies and tell you when and when not to use them.

by jj2277
Habitarium Break Strategy Guide

How to prepare your Habitarium for your absence and how to restart when you are back again.

by horsecrazyirishgirl
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"Unfinished Business" by sporty2443
The security drone turned the corner and rolled by. When the noise of the drone began to fade into the distance, the group's leader glanced out of the alcove to make sure the coast was clear. The blazing cobalt eyes of a mutant Acara stood out in her hooded and otherwise shadowy face, and she was suddenly thankful that the robot hadn't caught a glimpse of them as it had passed her hiding place...

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Paradise Island
"How did I get here?"

"No idea. I was just taking a quick swim, when I saw you lying here in the sand. Looks like you took a nasty hit on those rocks over there..."

by mojoschweni19


Illusen the Kadoatie #3: Little Mooty
"You got a Mootix?!" she said with joy.

by skittyfan100


Baroque Storm: Part One
"This one," said the Manager, dourly, "might be less than routine."

by wicked_summer


Hannah, Garin, and the Terribly-Named Treasure: Part Five
"Oh, no, no, no, no, no. This CANNOT be happening."

by trisshamster


The Pink Dress.

by butterflyx21


Techopalooza: Petpet Troubles, Part 5
...It's not over yet!

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5

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