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The Anti Gifts

What you should always have at home to make (more or less) hidden allusions.

by schwarzernebel
A Week in the Second-Hand Shoppe

I was sure it had something to offer me, both in terms of knowledge and cheap (read: free) wearables.

by lutari_lover_555
Inexpensive Paint Brushes: A Guide to the Cheapest!

There are many different paint brushes that don't cost Neopia and still look pretty cool on your neopet.

by fluppee__aa
The Elusive Quest for Guild Settlement

What makes a guild worth staying in? What makes a difference to whether a member stays or leaves?

by pertaoiin
How To Spend and Save Your Fortune

Prioritize.

by chestnuttiger787
The Destruction of Faerieland: Fact or Fiction?

Statistics show that Faerieland should have created a gigantic crater on the face of Neopia, destroying everything in its path...

by shipooply
Summer Days Deserve Summer Drinks

A guide to picking the perfect summer drink.

by vortex_paula2
The Many Faces of Neoboard Smilies

If you want to make friends on the neoboards, you don't want to be the person who overuses smilies. Thus, I will examine some of the most common smilies and tell you when and when not to use them.

by jj2277
Habitarium Break Strategy Guide

How to prepare your Habitarium for your absence and how to restart when you are back again.

by horsecrazyirishgirl
 
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"Unfinished Business" by sporty2443
The security drone turned the corner and rolled by. When the noise of the drone began to fade into the distance, the group's leader glanced out of the alcove to make sure the coast was clear. The blazing cobalt eyes of a mutant Acara stood out in her hooded and otherwise shadowy face, and she was suddenly thankful that the robot hadn't caught a glimpse of them as it had passed her hiding place...




Other Stories


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Too Many Words
"Well... okay," I interrupted his endless praise of the trumpet. "I have to go help Ellen with... something. So, bye—"

by laurapet131

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Misguided
The blind Ogrin blinked in confusion. He had not been visited by an expert ninja – he was sure of that – but how had that Neopian entered and left the training school without even the slightest sound?

by chimp_chicken_fish

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Of Potions and Paintbrushes: Part Five
She found herself walking through the National Neopian's grand, imposing, metre-thick doors and into the lobby inside...

Also by antiaircraft

by masaryk_the_mad


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Messenger: The Trouble With Selkets - Part Four
"Here we are," Midnight announced, as a huge wall loomed into sight. "Sakhmet." The city was bright, hot, and busy...

by hedgehog_queen

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Fountain's Closed. Everyone Go Home.
Sorry, the fountain isn't working right now :C

by pyonko

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Neocash Nuisance
It's food frenzy Friday at the Neolodge...

Also by destinationxunknown

by beekles




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