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The Anti Gifts

What you should always have at home to make (more or less) hidden allusions.

by schwarzernebel
A Week in the Second-Hand Shoppe

I was sure it had something to offer me, both in terms of knowledge and cheap (read: free) wearables.

by lutari_lover_555
Inexpensive Paint Brushes: A Guide to the Cheapest!

There are many different paint brushes that don't cost Neopia and still look pretty cool on your neopet.

by fluppee__aa
The Elusive Quest for Guild Settlement

What makes a guild worth staying in? What makes a difference to whether a member stays or leaves?

by pertaoiin
How To Spend and Save Your Fortune

Prioritize.

by chestnuttiger787
The Destruction of Faerieland: Fact or Fiction?

Statistics show that Faerieland should have created a gigantic crater on the face of Neopia, destroying everything in its path...

by shipooply
Summer Days Deserve Summer Drinks

A guide to picking the perfect summer drink.

by vortex_paula2
The Many Faces of Neoboard Smilies

If you want to make friends on the neoboards, you don't want to be the person who overuses smilies. Thus, I will examine some of the most common smilies and tell you when and when not to use them.

by jj2277
Habitarium Break Strategy Guide

How to prepare your Habitarium for your absence and how to restart when you are back again.

by horsecrazyirishgirl
 
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"Fortuna Laspus" by kioasakka
It was probably the eye patch. Though the green Aisha wasn't doing anybody any harm, simply by walking into the café and ordering a cup of coffee, she had elicited nervous glances and guarded looks from everyone inside. She sighed internally. The trench coat probably didn't help, either. The poor Wocky behind the counter had trembled terribly when the Aisha had...




Other Stories


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Misguided
The blind Ogrin blinked in confusion. He had not been visited by an expert ninja – he was sure of that – but how had that Neopian entered and left the training school without even the slightest sound?

by chimp_chicken_fish

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Too Many Words
"Well... okay," I interrupted his endless praise of the trumpet. "I have to go help Ellen with... something. So, bye—"

by laurapet131

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Secrets of Shiryoku: The Gift - Part Six
We knew that we had to leave. We still had a chance to change this alternate reality if we did.

by catlit262

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From Mud to Royalty: Part Four
"Fyora's castle is huge, and it's not like we can walk in and ask a faerie, 'Hi, where does Fyora keep all her valuable items?'"

by thesundims

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Life With Menace
Storytime ends here.

by altadoor

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Fountain's Closed. Everyone Go Home.
Sorry, the fountain isn't working right now :C

by pyonko



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