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The Next Moehawk: Your Neopian Rock Band

A few things you need before you start your Neopian rock band.

by mheetu
Glitter Fashions

Glitter is back in FASHION! Woohoo!

by robin_y2k1
Grarrl Keno - How to Play Like a Pro

Grarrl Keno is a game most people play only for the avatar and then forget about, which is a shame...

by htamale
In-Depth Training Made Easy

You can train your beloved pet to the heights you always dreamt of.

by heart_of_sword_
Neoquest II - Haunted Woods Tips for InSaNe!

Because those Four Faeries can very well spell D-O-O-M faster than Dr. Sloth.

by nighters
Three Important Lessons I've Learned from a JubJub

I am here to teach you these lessons, so that they may better enrich your life and further your love for JubJubs.

by coco_bella
Feeding Your Neopet Healthfully On A Budget

Never again will your pet have to suffer through another bite of greasy omelette or gorge on overpriced food at Kelp that leaves you penniless.

by skiing_faerie
The Scriblet: Ignored?

Now, you may be asking, "Why haven't I heard about it before?

by lux_aeterna1234
Perfect Plants for Your Neohome Garden

Here is a list of flowers and other plants that would look great in a garden!

by emmabat_3
PPL: The Top Five Under-appreciated Petpets

Is it time *you* adopted a new Petpet?

Additional content from blackfriar

by kadface

TRNN: The Dangerous Result of Slushie Slinging

I'm Amy Acara with a shocking story that comes straight out of the Altador Cup itself.

by berry_blast
How to Really Make Some Noise

Many people shy away from playing it, as it is very complicated and the controls take quite a while to get used to.

by the_creator12345
Mystery Island File #1 - The Underwater Chef

The world of Neopia is filled with wondrous, mysterious lands and recently, we were lucky enough to visit the most mysterious of them all!

by ecilea
 
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"Innocent Eyes" by allison_kitty11
Hunter assumed he had lived with every type of owner that existed in Neopia. Restockers, contest winners, rich, poor, stuck-up, shy, even some kinder humans from time to time had adopted him for a while. A half hour passed before he heard the door creak open, and the pink Uni led a girl into the adoption area. Hunter couldn't see the human very well from where he was, but he assumed she was new. She was looking at each pet in each cell with vivid interest...




Other Stories


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The Making of a Star: Xana DiLanche
Xana only managed to read a few lines of her prepared speech when her nervousness overcame her, and she began to stutter so badly that no one could tell what she was saying.

by alex313

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Kep and Shaye: Forever Friends
Uh oh. Tandrak knew he was in trouble now. He had very little time to react before Kep Bonnefie came bursting in the room.

by monkiegurl_22

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The Last Days of the Citadel: Part Five
Narissa realised Clivia was climbing to the top of the High Tower. Her breath stopped for a single second when she realised what Clivia was planning to do.

by phoenixs_angel

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My Enemy, My King: Part Six
"The tiles on the floor are traps – there's one real path to each place, but other than that they open up into spike pits."

by saphira_27

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The Kadventures of Olly and Ninth: Giant Squid
I'm so hungry...

Also by 0llyness :D

by __ninth_gate__


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DoTS #8: Fan Mail
The perfect angle...

by soragin



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