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Altador Cup VI: The Team Files Part 5

This is the final part of the "Team Files" series! I'll be giving my verdict on the final four teams, and then it is up to you to decide who you'll be rooting for.

by zinkidy_dink
Game Theory - Attack of the Revenge

I don't know about you, but when I play a game over and over and over again, trying for the elusive avatar or trophy, I begin to come up with some... theories.

by rs_rbn
Round Table Poker - a guide

So, let's start with the basics. Akin to Cellblock and Invasion of Meridell, this game is non-flash.

by blackpandy
101 Negg Recipes

This book is written in two halves - dishes you can cook in Mystery Island, and dishes for your Neohome.

by robin_y2k1
The Truth About Hanso

Welcome, fellow Neopians to yet another segment of Aunt Agatha's "Problems with Neopian Society Today".

by helpamerica38
Customisation in Moderation

Customization's greatest curse: overcrowding.

by ummagine3284
Habitopia – 10 Ways to Improve Habitarium

Here's a list of some improvements to make the game more manageable and perhaps more fun.

by dawwetje
Ten Best Vacation Spots In Neopia

Some people like faerie tales and unicorns. Some like rainbows and happy little squirrels. If you don't, the Haunted Woods might be more to your liking!

Also by gwendarwen

by sarmay77

Infamous: Which Neopian Villain Are You?

We all have that tiny little part of us that wants to take over the entire world and have thousands of loyal minions bowing before our almighty power, ultimate power!

by katiecoo802
The Colloquial Yurble: Popular Phrases

"Some are born Yurbles, some achieve being a Yurble, and some have their species thrust upon them."

by kidagakash_nedakh
 
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"Because He Has to Be the Best" by mannequin_of_jack
Abigail has learned through her eleven years to deal with her older brother, but for her it sometimes seemed as if she were the older sibling. Very immature for fourteen, Aristotle often stayed in the basement of their Neohome for days at a time, only pausing from his marathon gaming sessions to grab a bite to eat. He wore those...




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Roses are Red
It wasn't until we were eight when things started to go wrong.

by prinessixi

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A Day in the Life of a Neopian Hospital Nurse
The Hospital is always open, but today my shift starts at 8 o'clock AM. I am lucky not to have had the late night shift for a few days...

by heat94on

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All Just a Little Bit of History Repeating: Part One
Sometimes Mr. Jennings liked to walk at night.

by herdygerdy

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Seeking Treasure Beyond The Cup: Part One
Team Krawk Island need to get back to their piratical roots... Cue Hannah!

by chimp_chicken_fish

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The Goofers
ALWAYS do your own homework...

by lintsuf

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Hasee Won't Bounce
Adventures of Wolfy and Sir Meepworth

by irahath_is_oro



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