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Altador Cup VI: The Team Files Part 5

This is the final part of the "Team Files" series! I'll be giving my verdict on the final four teams, and then it is up to you to decide who you'll be rooting for.

by zinkidy_dink
Game Theory - Attack of the Revenge

I don't know about you, but when I play a game over and over and over again, trying for the elusive avatar or trophy, I begin to come up with some... theories.

by rs_rbn
Round Table Poker - a guide

So, let's start with the basics. Akin to Cellblock and Invasion of Meridell, this game is non-flash.

by blackpandy
101 Negg Recipes

This book is written in two halves - dishes you can cook in Mystery Island, and dishes for your Neohome.

by robin_y2k1
The Truth About Hanso

Welcome, fellow Neopians to yet another segment of Aunt Agatha's "Problems with Neopian Society Today".

by helpamerica38
Customisation in Moderation

Customization's greatest curse: overcrowding.

by ummagine3284
Habitopia – 10 Ways to Improve Habitarium

Here's a list of some improvements to make the game more manageable and perhaps more fun.

by dawwetje
Ten Best Vacation Spots In Neopia

Some people like faerie tales and unicorns. Some like rainbows and happy little squirrels. If you don't, the Haunted Woods might be more to your liking!

Also by gwendarwen

by sarmay77

Infamous: Which Neopian Villain Are You?

We all have that tiny little part of us that wants to take over the entire world and have thousands of loyal minions bowing before our almighty power, ultimate power!

by katiecoo802
The Colloquial Yurble: Popular Phrases

"Some are born Yurbles, some achieve being a Yurble, and some have their species thrust upon them."

by kidagakash_nedakh
 
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"A Day in the Life of a Neopian Hospital Nurse" by heat94on
I work as a nurse at the Neopian Hospital in the Plaza. It's a tough job, but I love every minute of it. I am a Gnorbu, you see, and we are kindness and good senses of humor, which makes taking care of ill neopets and making them feel better the perfect job for us! I am the oldest sister of four siblings, so I also have a lifetime of experience of...




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Only The Good
Fidole was among the high ranking Koi. It would be the chance of a lifetime to play companion Petpet.

by havittaa

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Guide
You have never heard of me, but I am Frostburn the Chia. I am an explorer, much like you. I have heard of your skills...

by 77thbigby

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The 404: Part Four
The others begged me (despite the consensus originally being that it was rude) to not tell Sloth when the concert was, but I refused.

by fuzzymonkey31

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The Prophecy Faeries 3: Linisa's Return - Part Twelve
Her charm began to glow, and she remembered the words that Hentoff had given her. You need not always be perfect. Trust in your friends to catch you when you fall.

by alex313

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Unacceptable
No avatar this time, I'm afraid...

Idea by acara_crystal_kiss

by saluqifreak13


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The Water Seeker
A little disillusion...

by schwarzernebel



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