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||Issue: 496 | 27th day of Hunting, Y13
|Altador Cup VI: The Team Files Part 5This is the final part of the "Team Files" series! I'll be giving my verdict on the final four teams, and then it is up to you to decide who you'll be rooting for. |
|Game Theory - Attack of the RevengeI don't know about you, but when I play a game over and over and over again, trying for the elusive avatar or trophy, I begin to come up with some... theories.|
|Round Table Poker - a guideSo, let's start with the basics. Akin to Cellblock and Invasion of Meridell, this game is non-flash.|
|101 Negg RecipesThis book is written in two halves - dishes you can cook in Mystery Island, and dishes for your Neohome. |
|The Truth About HansoWelcome, fellow Neopians to yet another segment of Aunt Agatha's "Problems with Neopian Society Today". |
|Customisation in ModerationCustomization's greatest curse: overcrowding.|
|Habitopia – 10 Ways to Improve HabitariumHere's a list of some improvements to make the game more manageable and perhaps more fun.|
|Ten Best Vacation Spots In NeopiaSome people like faerie tales and unicorns. Some like rainbows and happy little squirrels. If you don't, the Haunted Woods might be more to your liking!
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|Infamous: Which Neopian Villain Are You?We all have that tiny little part of us that wants to take over the entire world and have thousands of loyal minions bowing before our almighty power, ultimate power! |
|The Colloquial Yurble: Popular Phrases"Some are born Yurbles, some achieve being a Yurble, and some have their species thrust upon them."|
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I work as a nurse at the Neopian Hospital in the Plaza. It's a tough job, but I love every minute of it. I am a Gnorbu, you see, and we are kindness and good senses of humor, which makes taking care of ill neopets and making them feel better the perfect job for us! I am the oldest sister of four siblings, so I also have a lifetime of experience of...
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|The 404: Part Four|
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