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Altador Cup VI: The Team Files Part 3

In this edition, I'll be going through four more teams in the run up to the long awaited annual competition...

by zinkidy_dink
Tyrammet: A Study in Happiness

Tyrammet celebrates the Monoceraptor's downfall.

But, still, that happened in 2001. Tyrammet is still partying it up. Why?

by kelly947

Donations and Poverty: Why?

"Donations are honest, noble and selfless!" Right?

by ingina3
Mutant Reviews II

There are, of course, many more mutant monstrosities in the Neopets universe...

by scythemantis
Better Sleep 101

I will have you drooling on your pillow in no time!

by ellen1117
10 Usukis Your Evil Pet Will Hate!

Do not under any circumstances give these to your evil or spooky pets!

by mskitty95045
Informed Sandwich Consumption 101

The issue of informed sandwich consumption burns so close to my heart that I felt compelled to compile this handy guide to sandwiches in Neopia.

by kangaruth99
An Interview with the Altador Cup Players

Wonder no more!

Also by bolddrake

by chocolate_fudge7

A Mind Bending Countdown!

There's much fun to be had settling down as a group to take on the latest 10,000 piece Lost Desert Sand puzzle (every piece looks the same!).

by schoolwars
Altador Cup VI: A Preliminary Analysis

The great summertime event known as the Altador Cup returns for its sixth annual competition and the teams have been preparing even more heartily than ever.

by niddyz

Tyrannian Victory Day is upon us, and what better way to celebrate than to spend the day getting involved in activities with a Tyrannian theme?

by amitybelle
S.M.E.L.T. Game Guide

For the New Game Sensation that hit Neopia recently, some of us might need a little help figuring out some tips! GL!

by prada_prince
Dress Like a Tyrannian!

What? You have NO outfit planned for Tyrannian Victory Day? Here, take my notes from our shopping trip!

by agedbeauty
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Altador Cup Players

The Altador Cup is a fun time of year, especially when you're in the stands, cheering for your favorite Yooyuball team. But wait a second, why is Babolino of Faerieland wearing a bandage? And what's with that eye patch on Shenkuu player Foltaggio – isn't he supposed to be a ninja? Plus, what's the name of that crazy Techo over there in the audience, cheering so loudly you can barely hear...

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