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||Issue: 494 | 13th day of Hunting, Y13
|Altador Cup VI: The Team Files Part 3In this edition, I'll be going through four more teams in the run up to the long awaited annual competition...|
|Tyrammet: A Study in HappinessTyrammet celebrates the Monoceraptor's downfall.
But, still, that happened in 2001. Tyrammet is still partying it up. Why?
|Donations and Poverty: Why?"Donations are honest, noble and selfless!" Right?|
|Mutant Reviews IIThere are, of course, many more mutant monstrosities in the Neopets universe...|
|Better Sleep 101I will have you drooling on your pillow in no time! |
|10 Usukis Your Evil Pet Will Hate! Do not under any circumstances give these to your evil or spooky pets!|
|Informed Sandwich Consumption 101The issue of informed sandwich consumption burns so close to my heart that I felt compelled to compile this handy guide to sandwiches in Neopia. |
|An Interview with the Altador Cup PlayersWonder no more!
Also by bolddrake
|A Mind Bending Countdown!There's much fun to be had settling down as a group to take on the latest 10,000 piece Lost Desert Sand puzzle (every piece looks the same!). |
|Altador Cup VI: A Preliminary AnalysisThe great summertime event known as the Altador Cup returns for its sixth annual competition and the teams have been preparing even more heartily than ever. |
|Uggh-Ugga-Ugg!Tyrannian Victory Day is upon us, and what better way to celebrate than to spend the day getting involved in activities with a Tyrannian theme? |
|S.M.E.L.T. Game GuideFor the New Game Sensation that hit Neopia recently, some of us might need a little help figuring out some tips! GL!|
|Dress Like a Tyrannian!What? You have NO outfit planned for Tyrannian Victory Day? Here, take my notes from our shopping trip! |
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"How Not to Go About Catching a Meepit" by cowdogdusty
He had to catch his prize, his petpet, his Meepit. With a petpet catching net clamped in his beak and some tin cans of petpet food in his backpack, he was ready to go Meepit hunting. He just wished they lived somewhere more welcoming...
I knew something was special about today, but I couldn't remember what it was.
|Within the Games: Part Four|
"Oh, I'm so stupid! I knew that I shouldn't have dragged Margo here! I knew it!!! I'm a despicable being! Oh why, oh why did this happen? I'm a horrible friend!" cried Marine.