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Altador Cup VI: The Team Files Part 3

In this edition, I'll be going through four more teams in the run up to the long awaited annual competition...

by zinkidy_dink
Tyrammet: A Study in Happiness

Tyrammet celebrates the Monoceraptor's downfall.

But, still, that happened in 2001. Tyrammet is still partying it up. Why?

by kelly947

Donations and Poverty: Why?

"Donations are honest, noble and selfless!" Right?

by ingina3
Mutant Reviews II

There are, of course, many more mutant monstrosities in the Neopets universe...

by scythemantis
Better Sleep 101

I will have you drooling on your pillow in no time!

by ellen1117
10 Usukis Your Evil Pet Will Hate!

Do not under any circumstances give these to your evil or spooky pets!

by mskitty95045
Informed Sandwich Consumption 101

The issue of informed sandwich consumption burns so close to my heart that I felt compelled to compile this handy guide to sandwiches in Neopia.

by kangaruth99
An Interview with the Altador Cup Players

Wonder no more!

Also by bolddrake

by chocolate_fudge7

A Mind Bending Countdown!

There's much fun to be had settling down as a group to take on the latest 10,000 piece Lost Desert Sand puzzle (every piece looks the same!).

by schoolwars
Altador Cup VI: A Preliminary Analysis

The great summertime event known as the Altador Cup returns for its sixth annual competition and the teams have been preparing even more heartily than ever.

by niddyz
Uggh-Ugga-Ugg!

Tyrannian Victory Day is upon us, and what better way to celebrate than to spend the day getting involved in activities with a Tyrannian theme?

by amitybelle
S.M.E.L.T. Game Guide

For the New Game Sensation that hit Neopia recently, some of us might need a little help figuring out some tips! GL!

by prada_prince
Dress Like a Tyrannian!

What? You have NO outfit planned for Tyrannian Victory Day? Here, take my notes from our shopping trip!

by agedbeauty
 
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"How Not to Go About Catching a Meepit" by cowdogdusty
He had to catch his prize, his petpet, his Meepit. With a petpet catching net clamped in his beak and some tin cans of petpet food in his backpack, he was ready to go Meepit hunting. He just wished they lived somewhere more welcoming...




Other Stories


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Trouble At the Neggery
"Alright, I'll be back in a week to check in on you. Be careful, we don't want anything happening to those precious Neggs!" Kari gave me a wink...

by emma_manatee

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Dr. Sloth and the Bundle of Justice
Dr. Sloth and children don't mix.

by chimp_chicken_fish

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Karifki's Beginning: Part Three
Jakes turned and looked in the direction that the fireball came from and yelled, "Jeez, Rox! You almost killed me!"

by hottie_score06

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Enchanted Stories: Terror on the Mountain - Part Two
I stopped, puzzled; the book just ended there. There were many more pages, but they all turned out to be blank.

by kristykimmy

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Anti Sloth Balloon
Aww... poor Sloth.

by mooglerz

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The Off Season: Practice
Well, at least they now know all about the Modern History of Yooyuball.

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5



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