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The Returning Neopian's Guide to Neopia

Having thoroughly enjoyed my recent return to Neopets, I created a guide for other returnees to understand new features.

by criistalized_
Escape the Volcano

In this game you fly as Glubgar and guide him through the often thin volcano tunnels, past geysers, fireballs, and scorching rocks, all the while trying to gather valuable gems.

by asparagation
Weisbauch Reports: An Interview with Ilere

In this rare interview, Weisbauch the ghost Kyrii delves into the mysterious life of Ilere the Earth Faerie.

by arbenheist
Meepits - Whose Side Are You On?

Are you for or against the Meepits? Are you one of them or one of us?

by popso_the_hopso
Good & Good For You – Veggies

10 sneaky ways to get your pet to (happily) eat more vegetables.

by lillifer
Spring Cleaning: The Inevitable

It happens to the best of us.

by astrologists
Flying Without Wings - Princess Warrior Style!

The main idea of the game is to just fly as high as you can.

by miniman366
The Sinking Neopoint

An explanation to inflating prices and neopoint sinks.

by nodesofranvier
A Guide to the Gross

At last, someone has braved the world of gross foods to bring you the top 10 best (and worst) gross foods in Neopia.

by iloveharrypotter8989
Scorchio Day Gifts!

Scorchio Day is finally upon us, where we can celebrate our favourite fire-breathing companions!

Also by retrean

by xbebedawlx

Daily Dare 2011: A True Daily Dare?

In the past, there have typically been two types of AAA Challenges.

by likeshshnia
To Beat, or Not to Beat AAA? That is the Question

We have all been there, that fateful moment when the one game you've neglected all this time ends up on the Daily Dare home page and the score looks high.

by fallingfaries
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"A Novel Ending" by badgerine
His original intention had been to kill off the fearless hero, Rex Flynn; however, the plan was very quickly curtailed by Agatha, a slightly neurotic Quiggle, prone to emotional outbursts, who proudly held the position of Alastair's publisher. Agatha's reaction to the death of Rex Flynn...

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Paper is a cloud, whisked along with the wind. It is the silver gleam of the moon...

by pandora


Sounds of fighting and screams are distant but the incessant knocking on the front entrance is all too clear.

by peachwriting


Gina and the New Girl: Part Two
A newly-created pet! How rare! Maybe this Kaitlyn was a little special after all.

by thediractor


Oh No, Not Again...: Part Three
When I arrived there was the general feel of something having gone wrong.

by fuzzymonkey31


It's a Bug's Life 2
I must be seeing things...

by silvergullmon77


Artificial Aishas - Bigger is Always Better
Can you draw me taller?

by goodsigns

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