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||Issue: 485 | 11th day of Running, Y13
|The Returning Neopian's Guide to NeopiaHaving thoroughly enjoyed my recent return to Neopets, I created a guide for other returnees to understand new features.|
|Escape the VolcanoIn this game you fly as Glubgar and guide him through the often thin volcano tunnels, past geysers, fireballs, and scorching rocks, all the while trying to gather valuable gems.|
|Weisbauch Reports: An Interview with IlereIn this rare interview, Weisbauch the ghost Kyrii delves into the mysterious life of Ilere the Earth Faerie.|
|Meepits - Whose Side Are You On?Are you for or against the Meepits? Are you one of them or one of us? |
|Good & Good For You – Veggies10 sneaky ways to get your pet to (happily) eat more vegetables.|
|Spring Cleaning: The InevitableIt happens to the best of us.|
|Flying Without Wings - Princess Warrior Style!The main idea of the game is to just fly as high as you can.|
|The Sinking NeopointAn explanation to inflating prices and neopoint sinks.|
|A Guide to the GrossAt last, someone has braved the world of gross foods to bring you the top 10 best (and worst) gross foods in Neopia. |
|Scorchio Day Gifts!Scorchio Day is finally upon us, where we can celebrate our favourite fire-breathing companions!
Also by retrean
|Daily Dare 2011: A True Daily Dare?In the past, there have typically been two types of AAA Challenges. |
|To Beat, or Not to Beat AAA? That is the QuestionWe have all been there, that fateful moment when the one game you've neglected all this time ends up on the Daily Dare home page and the score looks high.|
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"A Novel Ending" by badgerine
His original intention had been to kill off the fearless hero, Rex Flynn; however, the plan was very quickly curtailed by Agatha, a slightly neurotic Quiggle, prone to emotional outbursts, who proudly held the position of Alastair's publisher. Agatha's reaction to the death of Rex Flynn...
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She pulled out her wand and waved it over the lock. It turned to ash, to my absolute horror. If Jhudora caught me spying on her, I could share the lock's fate...