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||Issue: 480 | 4th day of Awakening, Y13
|Jhudora: Always So Dark?Was Jhudora always evil?|
|Gallery ExpensesOne of the biggest hardships to endure as an extreme collector is the funds needed to support your habit! |
|A Dash of Good Neopian Karma is What We Need!Many Safety Deposit Boxes are getting close to weighing tonnes! Chocked full of items which we hardly look at, and will likely never use! |
|When Zombies Attack: A Guide for You to SurviveNote: No zombies were harmed in the making of this guide. Really. |
|Making Your Story FlyHow are you supposed to write a good story if you don't care what happens to your characters and you don't like the plot? |
|ALARM! Enemy Observed! Read Now to Be Safe!Your everyday villain: Now a guide in how to defeat that big, bad Boredom!|
|Toddlers' Treats: A Guide To Feeding Your Baby NeopetI've taken my beloved baby Usul on a culinary tour of Neopia, sampling food from every land in a bid to find more tasty options for our toothless tots. Here's a list of some of the interesting toddler tidbits we found!|
|How Not to Eat BorovanWe love hot chocolate. We love asparagus. What about borovan?|
|Making the Most of the Faerie's Ruin Prize ShopI can help you with one huge aspect of the plot point store: turning your plot points into neopoints.|
|A Crime in Plain SightThe crime? Vandalism. The objects? Portraits of famous Neopians. The suspect? Unknown.
Also by ali_goth
|Why Jhudora is the Best Faerie EverFirst of all, Jhudora actually LIVES in Faerieland, unlike those deserters, Illusen and Taelia. |
|The Shenkuu ZodiacOn a recent trip I met with Linae, a pink Kougra, and she told me, in greeting: "The Year of the Kougra was exciting, but the Year of the Cybunny is going quite well. I have a feeling it will be even better!"|
|Three Myths of Jhudora - Debunked!It's time to see Jhudora in a whole new light.|
|Zafara Day Gift IdeasIt may come as a surprise to some owners that Zafaras wouldn't enjoy just ANY item. Yep, can you believe it?
Also by xbebedawlx
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"Evil Poker" by draconis
"Got the snacks?" Fiona asked, and Jhudora popped up from behind the counter, holding up a large tray set with bowls of peanuts, cans of soda, and as a centerpiece, a large crystal bowl filled with mixed potato chips. "It's just the three of us," Von Roo said in a dry, menacing voice as he looked at the tray, and Jhudora nodded. "I know, I know," she said as she placed the tray on the poked table and sat down between them. "Pity," Fiona said in a musing voice. "Poker isn't quite..."
Why must we live in the Haunted Woods? Every day, I stay locked up in my house, forbidden to leave without one of my siblings.
|Six Names, Six Lives, Six Owners, One Terrible Tale: Part One|
I learned a lot of things, my first few days in the world. I learned about glue, and burritos, and apples, and socks, and Dr. Sloth, and white weewoos, and I learned that the neighbor's spyder is not for eating...