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Paint Brush Polls: Faerie!

Of course, you'll want to know which Faerie pets are the most fabulous, and that's where we can help.

by kallykat_03
Eat Your Veggies!!

With Christmas right around the corner it's always a good idea to munch on some yummy veggies to give your poor tummy a break from all the sweets.

by incantationbella
Finding The Right Gift for Your Evil Pet

Five easy steps that'll help you find the perfectly evil gift for your evil pet.

by jaredneo100
Room in the Inn: Prepare Your Fosters for Christmas

A guide on how to get your foster home ready for the holiday season without breaking the bank.

by newenglandquizzer
Terror Mountain Exploration – Arctic Fauna

Terror Mountain is even colder than usual, but nothing can stop me from informing you, dear readers, about the Petpets that surround us.

by petitehirondelline
Toddlers' Togs: A Guide to Dressing your Baby Neopet

Time to show those doubters how cute your Baby can be.

by mrs_cherish
Your Festive Clothing Guide

If you've been running around screaming 'What am I going to wear?!' just take a deep breath, grab a cup of hot cocoa and have a nice read...

by corrina404
Holiday Humbug

Your Guide to Getting the Festive mood, the Neopian way!

by scorchio_girl55
Holiday Treats!

A list of the most mouthwatering and delicious baked goods, and holiday drinks you can serve at your holiday celebrating!

by xoxkar
Making it Feel Like Christmas

Does it still feel like any other time of year? Have you not been able to find that Christmassy feeling?

by hermione_890_neo
~Top Five Best & Worst Xmas Toys for your Neopet~

Find out what's cool and what's not this Christmas!

by shadowbanish
 
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"The 12 Days of Project Killjoy" by breakingchains
I simply hate my current owner. Her name is Amelia. She obtained me the moment she arrived in Neopia – Vaela and Tollo came much later. (I was first, she says, because "JubJubs are soooo cutesy-bootsy, d'awww!". Yes, she really talks like that.) And I tell you, I have been bored simply to tears ever since I came to live here. The most excitement I've had...




Other Stories


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The Day of Giving Fiasco
"Gah! Seriously?! Could this day get any worse?" Evinti yelled. Apparently the world took that rhetorical comment as an invitation...

by gold_fang

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A Faerie's Friend
To match her cold heart, the faerie wandered north.

by be2aware

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Christmas of the Heart: Part Two
Noel walked up the icy drive of Karen Mosely, her heart thudding, the box of decorations in her arms.

by puppy_girl252

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Illusions of Grandeur: Part Nine
As if he could feel my gaze, he raised his head, looked at me, and said, "Guilty."

by kittengriffin

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Common Sense
Discussing colours with a temperamental Christmas Aisha probably isn't the best idea...

by supergirl_lazergirl

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Tis The Season - Part 3
It's all relative, isn't it?

by saro_the_legendaerie



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