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Issue: 475 | 23rd day of Celebrating, Y12 |
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Headlines "The 12 Days of Project Killjoy" by breakingchains I simply hate my current owner. Her name is Amelia. She obtained me the moment she arrived in Neopia – Vaela and Tollo came much later. (I was first, she says, because "JubJubs are soooo cutesy-bootsy, d'awww!". Yes, she really talks like that.) And I tell you, I have been bored simply to tears ever since I came to live here. The most excitement I've had...
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