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Paint Brush Polls: Faerie!

Of course, you'll want to know which Faerie pets are the most fabulous, and that's where we can help.

by kallykat_03
Eat Your Veggies!!

With Christmas right around the corner it's always a good idea to munch on some yummy veggies to give your poor tummy a break from all the sweets.

by incantationbella
Finding The Right Gift for Your Evil Pet

Five easy steps that'll help you find the perfectly evil gift for your evil pet.

by jaredneo100
Room in the Inn: Prepare Your Fosters for Christmas

A guide on how to get your foster home ready for the holiday season without breaking the bank.

by newenglandquizzer
Terror Mountain Exploration – Arctic Fauna

Terror Mountain is even colder than usual, but nothing can stop me from informing you, dear readers, about the Petpets that surround us.

by petitehirondelline
Toddlers' Togs: A Guide to Dressing your Baby Neopet

Time to show those doubters how cute your Baby can be.

by mrs_cherish
Your Festive Clothing Guide

If you've been running around screaming 'What am I going to wear?!' just take a deep breath, grab a cup of hot cocoa and have a nice read...

by corrina404
Holiday Humbug

Your Guide to Getting the Festive mood, the Neopian way!

by scorchio_girl55
Holiday Treats!

A list of the most mouthwatering and delicious baked goods, and holiday drinks you can serve at your holiday celebrating!

by xoxkar
Making it Feel Like Christmas

Does it still feel like any other time of year? Have you not been able to find that Christmassy feeling?

by hermione_890_neo
~Top Five Best & Worst Xmas Toys for your Neopet~

Find out what's cool and what's not this Christmas!

by shadowbanish
 
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Holiday Humbug



It's that time of year again. The time of the Advent Calendar, lots of borovan, and holly jolly cheer... for most. If you're one of the many Neopians out there who become a humbug during the holidays, then this guide is for you! Here are 8 easy steps to getting into the spirit of the holidays. After all, who wants to be the Grinch of Neopia?



Other Stories


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Winterlight
The tiny bell chimed above the door of the shop, almost drowned amidst the vicious cry of the blizzard raging outside. At the back of the shop, the white Bruce looked up and shuddered...

by d_morton

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Under the Tree... Far, Far, Far Under the Tree
The Korbat inside the tree (the one that nobody ever saw, the one that made the tree come to life at all) slipped down from his little perch right inside the tree's alleged mouth and into the narrow tunnel that led into the land underneath.

by micrody

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Christmas of the Heart: Part Two
Noel walked up the icy drive of Karen Mosely, her heart thudding, the box of decorations in her arms.

by puppy_girl252

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Illusions of Grandeur: Part Nine
As if he could feel my gaze, he raised his head, looked at me, and said, "Guilty."

by kittengriffin

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Alien Aisha Ears - Day of Giving
A present!

by seahorsepond

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Merry Christmas from the Land of Pacman!
Nature isn't perfect.

by pacmanite



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