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The Neopian Times – A Guide to Getting Published

First, let's look at the great benefits you get from making it into the Neopian Times.

by flapjackpax
Into the Heart of Neopia

This is an alert to the disease of rudeness that is spreading around Neopia, and how everyone can help to stop it.

by cristerwiz15
Usuki Frenzy! Tips for the Average Neopian

Now with twice the excitement as the Advert!

by hamzandrilez
The Guide to Being Vain: Tips from an Usuki Girl Usul

And so I thought to myself, why not share my experience in this matter?

by akitera
50 Things to do While You Wait for a New Plot Step

If you're an impatient person, this is the solution for you!

by greenleaf333
Battledome Panic?

Training is quite obviously one of the most important things to think about in any wartime situation.

by selfbetrayal
Usul Day Treats!

Some of the most mouthwatering divine Usul cakes and treats you can purchase to celebrate Usul Day!

by xoxkar
The Games Master Challenge: Total Domination

Here are some handy tips to making the best of this year's GMC.

by xilimirg
Enjoy this year's Usul Skiing Season

It's officially Usul Skiing Season!

by froopse
The REAL Reason Faerieland is Sinking

The truth as to why this disaster is occurring.

by djhanky222
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"Bitter Memories" by meggierules2129
I remember my mother used to always warn me not to hold grudges, but sometimes letting go and forgiving is incredibly hard – especially when it comes to forgiving yourself. Everyone has done something stupid in his or her life. Mistakes and blunders are inevitable, and we shouldn't beat ourselves down on our stupid slip-ups, but I just can't help myself. I tend to be so overly critical, so analytical, that every little imperfection sends me off the edge. For this reason, I sat alone at lunch...

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Lessons and Memories
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"Look, Hai, I don't know what's wrong with you..." she said, exasperated. "I swear, I'm just going to get it over with and paint you baby."

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Trading Up: Part One
"I've always loved Draiks. And the thing is, I've finally got a chance to adopt a Draik..."

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The Secret of Geraptiku: Part Eleven
I frowned and glanced around. The dark faerie was smiling at me...

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Well, there's more than one way to surprise someone...

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Paper Aeroplanes: Fortune
The Island Mystic does not lie!

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