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The Neopian Times – A Guide to Getting Published

First, let's look at the great benefits you get from making it into the Neopian Times.

by flapjackpax
Into the Heart of Neopia

This is an alert to the disease of rudeness that is spreading around Neopia, and how everyone can help to stop it.

by cristerwiz15
Usuki Frenzy! Tips for the Average Neopian

Now with twice the excitement as the Advert!

by hamzandrilez
The Guide to Being Vain: Tips from an Usuki Girl Usul

And so I thought to myself, why not share my experience in this matter?

by akitera
50 Things to do While You Wait for a New Plot Step

If you're an impatient person, this is the solution for you!

by greenleaf333
Battledome Panic?

Training is quite obviously one of the most important things to think about in any wartime situation.

by selfbetrayal
Usul Day Treats!

Some of the most mouthwatering divine Usul cakes and treats you can purchase to celebrate Usul Day!

by xoxkar
The Games Master Challenge: Total Domination

Here are some handy tips to making the best of this year's GMC.

by xilimirg
Enjoy this year's Usul Skiing Season

It's officially Usul Skiing Season!

by froopse
The REAL Reason Faerieland is Sinking

The truth as to why this disaster is occurring.

by djhanky222
 
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Faerieland is Sinking



At this point of writing, a calamity is taking place in Neopia. Something most Neopians will identify as the sinking of Faerieland! Popular culture has had nearly every single person believe that it's falling due to certain magical beings being petrified. Although I can reveal this is COMPLETELY and UTTERLY false information! From an eye-witness Faerieland local, who prefers to remain anonymous, comes the truth as to why this disaster is occurring. They have kindly provided the REAL reasons to the mysterious event...



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The Greatest Usul Day
"You know, Usul Day is coming up. Laikania is incredibly picky about her food, as you well know. I doubt there's anything she would like more than a fancy dinner at Kelp in her honor."

by qwerfvtgb

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Courage
"Look, Hai, I don't know what's wrong with you..." she said, exasperated. "I swear, I'm just going to get it over with and paint you baby."

by the_lovely_plum

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The Cursed Mirror: Part One
"Mom, I'm going to be fine. Why wouldn't I want to do this? The Faerie Employment Agency only offers jobs like this a few times a year!"

by standingdown

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Ties That Bind: Part Six
"You know who I am. You want to kill me." The thief's tone toyed with Harwood's nerves. "Then by all means, defender. Do your job."

by merlynia

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Snowie Secrets
*whoosh*

Art by bananerr

by carrbot


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The Dark Spooky Cave
They say there's a MONSTER there!

Also by painless_j

by bripha




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