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Toys and Teeth

The easiest and cheapest way to make your pet smile again is playing with it.

by kissy_08
A Zombie's Guide to Surviving Neopia

I've decided to offer some advice to my fellow graveyard inhabitants...

by ancientsecrets
The Snowager, Guard of a Great Treasure

A list of all the things the Snowager could do to you.

by hallie035
Guilding: Starting & Maintaining a Successful Guild

This article is a compilation of tips I have found useful for starting up and leading a highly successful guild over the years.

by kaylaftw
Hunger Relief

Find out why your Neopet will never become famished.

by mypetsandi
Hey! It's Tips for Gadgadsgame!

Ever wanted a game avatar?

by hamzandrilez
Top 12 Apple Treats!

Apples are delicious on their own, but can be even better when used to create a baked delight, or as a finishing touch to a festive meal.

by xoxkar
A Visit to the Hospital

Have you ever really looked at the list of cures in the Neopian Hospital?

by fattree
The Top 10 Cheapest and Healthiest Neopian Foods!

Here is my list of the top five Neopian foods that can be attained for 0 Neopoints and will provide your pet with a healthy and balanced diet.

by moondog1997
 
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Maintaining a Guild



Guilds are a huge part of many users' experience on Neopets. They can provide a tight-knit community of users who share a similar interest where lots of long-lasting friendships are born. It can be hard to find the perfect guild for you, so an alternative to joining a guild is creating your own. I have created several guilds in my time on Neopets, and I have been the leader or council member of my current guild for four and a half years. This article is a compilation of tips I have found useful for starting up and leading a highly successful guild over the years...



Other Stories


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A Story in Which the Title Was Eaten by a Lupe
Mr. Grundo put on the hat and ambled over to the mirror. It was a very jaunty hat. He liked it.

Also by esperonza14

by crazy_holly_ii


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The Revenge of the Pant Devil
I opened the front door expecting to see the happy Christmas figure of a Bruce. Instead, Montu had tears streaming down her face.

by absdafabs

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Empire: Part One
Neopia Central is a very curious city. There is no ruler, no one to set the rules or guide the people. So, with the lack of any available Neopet, chaos rules.

by herdygerdy

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Occupational Hazard: Part One
Somewhere in the bowels of a sinister space station, flung far out into the most distant reaches of the Neopian star system, a Wocky was running for her life.

by antiaircraft

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Fruit Fails 1: The Symol Hole
Today's the day!

Idea by xx_pink_one_xx

by xlilcamby


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Shade's Realm
(Sadly) based on a true story!

by mucka33



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