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Toys and Teeth

The easiest and cheapest way to make your pet smile again is playing with it.

by kissy_08
A Zombie's Guide to Surviving Neopia

I've decided to offer some advice to my fellow graveyard inhabitants...

by ancientsecrets
The Snowager, Guard of a Great Treasure

A list of all the things the Snowager could do to you.

by hallie035
Guilding: Starting & Maintaining a Successful Guild

This article is a compilation of tips I have found useful for starting up and leading a highly successful guild over the years.

by kaylaftw
Hunger Relief

Find out why your Neopet will never become famished.

by mypetsandi
Hey! It's Tips for Gadgadsgame!

Ever wanted a game avatar?

by hamzandrilez
Top 12 Apple Treats!

Apples are delicious on their own, but can be even better when used to create a baked delight, or as a finishing touch to a festive meal.

by xoxkar
A Visit to the Hospital

Have you ever really looked at the list of cures in the Neopian Hospital?

by fattree
The Top 10 Cheapest and Healthiest Neopian Foods!

Here is my list of the top five Neopian foods that can be attained for 0 Neopoints and will provide your pet with a healthy and balanced diet.

by moondog1997
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"A Story in Which the Title Was Eaten by a Lupe" by crazy_holly_ii and esperonza14
And now... now Mr. Coconut was popular. Because of a silly caption contest. All Mr. Coconut ever did was say "GOOD NIGHT!" and now... he had stolen Mr. Pumpkin's fame. Mr. Pumpkin had one friend. Mr. Lupe was a blue Lupe, and he was a very good friend to Mr. Pumpkin. Mr. Pumpkin thought about his Lupe friend, and how he was grateful that he was not a Chia, on his way home...

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The Revenge of the Pant Devil
I opened the front door expecting to see the happy Christmas figure of a Bruce. Instead, Montu had tears streaming down her face.

by absdafabs


A Play About Nobody and Nothing
If Somebody comes by, they could always take a nap upstairs, I guess, while Nobody is sleeping in that chair.

by mamasimios


Scarlet Shadow - A Thief's Uprising: Part Three
"You're not a Scarab. Not yet, at least," Cenoal continued. "No one's going to take you seriously until..."

by kathleen_kate


Sophie's Return: Part Four
It turned out that Mr. Slytri's castle was rather well-hidden for a castle, and much closer to Neovia than any of them previously thought, including the one of the three that had actually been to the castle.

by chimaera9


Recipe for Disaster #9
Mixed reactions to Miziry's new look...

by prismfire


Neopian Neophyte - Food Issues 1
The more you know...

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