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Toys and Teeth

The easiest and cheapest way to make your pet smile again is playing with it.

by kissy_08
A Zombie's Guide to Surviving Neopia

I've decided to offer some advice to my fellow graveyard inhabitants...

by ancientsecrets
The Snowager, Guard of a Great Treasure

A list of all the things the Snowager could do to you.

by hallie035
Guilding: Starting & Maintaining a Successful Guild

This article is a compilation of tips I have found useful for starting up and leading a highly successful guild over the years.

by kaylaftw
Hunger Relief

Find out why your Neopet will never become famished.

by mypetsandi
Hey! It's Tips for Gadgadsgame!

Ever wanted a game avatar?

by hamzandrilez
Top 12 Apple Treats!

Apples are delicious on their own, but can be even better when used to create a baked delight, or as a finishing touch to a festive meal.

by xoxkar
A Visit to the Hospital

Have you ever really looked at the list of cures in the Neopian Hospital?

by fattree
The Top 10 Cheapest and Healthiest Neopian Foods!

Here is my list of the top five Neopian foods that can be attained for 0 Neopoints and will provide your pet with a healthy and balanced diet.

by moondog1997
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Cheap and Healthy Food

If my pets love anything, they love an omelette smothered with bacon and cheese and broccoli and onions when they stumble out of bed in the morning, and who doesn't like saving a few extra Neopoints on food now and then? Those users with more than one or two pets will agree that food can be expensive, and there are so many ways to get free food that sometimes it's not necessary to pay for any at all! With that, here is my list of the top five Neopian foods that can be attained for 0 Neopoints and will provide your pet with a healthy and balanced...

Other Stories


The Meaning of Family
"Are we there yet?"

I groaned. That was the twenty-fourth time Maya had asked. Honest, I was keeping track.

by uberdancingdolphin


His favorite spot in the shop was in the far back, a place where most customers never bothered to go, where tiny spyders lived in the corners and spun silken designs in their webs.

by vanessa1357924680


Occupational Hazard: Part One
Somewhere in the bowels of a sinister space station, flung far out into the most distant reaches of the Neopian star system, a Wocky was running for her life.

by antiaircraft


The Mysterious Affair At Virtupets: Part Three
We were all silent, waiting for Syod to speak again. We all had the same three questions in mind.

by yoyti


Healing Spring
Healing spring? Hot spring?

by mystery__misery


Kass Basher Strikeout
Lord Kass is in for a shock.

by gatedne

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