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What Kind Of Neopet Owner Are You?

We all love our neopets but we care for them in different ways and sometimes, this is shown by how we prioritize and decide on things in relation to our pet.

by akitera
Roo Island Needs A Makeover!

No wonder the king was so glum. The island he ruled over had been left out, and his pride was wounded.

by _toffey_
Meepit Conspiracy Revealed!

We are very grateful to the unknown malefactor who thus removed all the Faeries with one fell swoop, and left Faerieland open for conquest.

by mystie06
The Secret of the Gnomes

In this guide, I'll teach you the dangers of Halloween Gnomes and a bit of their biology...

by smart100000
Neoquest II - Those Pesky Random Battles

Don't you hate it when you're just walking in the Haunted Woods and all of a sudden, a mutant Usul comes and attacks you from behind?

by ohheyreplay
Guilding: Finding the Right Guild & Being a Member

Helpful tips to be a good guild member, as well as how to find a guild that is right for you.

by kaylaftw
Bargain Treats for your 11th Birthday Party!

How do you choose the perfect party foods without paying the top prices?

by coraire
Cakes for Neopets 11th Birthday!

If you are hosting a celebration, having a cake or two is an absolute must.

by xoxkar
Top Ten Things to Do on Neopets's Birthday

Following this list will be sure to get you in a festive mood for Neopets's Birthday and jump start your celebrations.

by skizzabella
Another Successful Year In Neopia

*throws confetti and cake* Happy Birthday!

by comawhite333
 
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Finding the Right Guild



Guilds are a huge part of many Neopets users' experience. They can be a great way to find users with similar interests and to make awesome friendships. However, finding a good guild can often be a challenge. There are many things to take into consideration when looking for a guild. Also, there are many things you can do as a member to ensure that you have a good experience in your guild...



Other Stories


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Dangers of the Fruit Machine
Fifty neopoints doesn't buy much these days, does it?

by emrozi

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How You Don't Go About Your Neopian Life
It was a fair day; moderate wind, immensely sunny. Definitely not the kind of day when your life does a total one-eighty on you.

by ukrichu913

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High Society: Part Five
"Yes, after all, we're both aware of the reality of Lady Cambridge's charity work," Jennings explained as he popped a mini sausage roll in his mouth.

by herdygerdy

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The Secret of Geraptiku: Part Nine
"Not everybody you appear to trust is showing their true intentions."

by xaetear

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Neon Light
Yes, Key Quest Faerie. We are ALL watching you. o.o

by kirenaia

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Funtime at the Kadchat
This is how it always goes for me...

by blumenelfe



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