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What Kind Of Neopet Owner Are You?

We all love our neopets but we care for them in different ways and sometimes, this is shown by how we prioritize and decide on things in relation to our pet.

by akitera
Roo Island Needs A Makeover!

No wonder the king was so glum. The island he ruled over had been left out, and his pride was wounded.

by _toffey_
Meepit Conspiracy Revealed!

We are very grateful to the unknown malefactor who thus removed all the Faeries with one fell swoop, and left Faerieland open for conquest.

by mystie06
The Secret of the Gnomes

In this guide, I'll teach you the dangers of Halloween Gnomes and a bit of their biology...

by smart100000
Neoquest II - Those Pesky Random Battles

Don't you hate it when you're just walking in the Haunted Woods and all of a sudden, a mutant Usul comes and attacks you from behind?

by ohheyreplay
Guilding: Finding the Right Guild & Being a Member

Helpful tips to be a good guild member, as well as how to find a guild that is right for you.

by kaylaftw
Bargain Treats for your 11th Birthday Party!

How do you choose the perfect party foods without paying the top prices?

by coraire
Cakes for Neopets 11th Birthday!

If you are hosting a celebration, having a cake or two is an absolute must.

by xoxkar
Top Ten Things to Do on Neopets's Birthday

Following this list will be sure to get you in a festive mood for Neopets's Birthday and jump start your celebrations.

by skizzabella
Another Successful Year In Neopia

*throws confetti and cake* Happy Birthday!

by comawhite333
 
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"The Frugal Poogle" by mrs_cherish
Clarinda spent her days exploring Neopia, always trying new foods, playing new games, meeting new friends and enjoying every day as a new adventure. Darwin, on the other hand, preferred to spend his time quietly in his own company, leaving Brightvale only to deposit his Neopoints in his saving account at the National Neopian Bank...




Other Stories


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Edna Makes a Friend
Crokabeks circled overhead as Edna stood in her garden patch gazing upward with one paw shading her eyes from the hazy sun. Where did they all come from? she wondered.

by bittersweet52

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NSOD: The Beginning
As we were walking down the streets of Neopia Central, like always, I saw a crowd of people gathering...

by alt1981black

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Genesis: Part One
Perfect, the computer is finally operational again after the crash. If more proof were ever needed for the incompetence of those engineers - there it is!

by d_morton

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Princess Mind-Reader: Part Six
At last she arrived at the throne room. King Hagan seemed gloomy. Nobody was there except for him.

by thornfoot2

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Neopian Neophyte - Usukis
They're what's for dinner.

by leedom111

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The Roleplay Cafe: How Insulting
Sticks and stones ain't got nothing on Veronica. XO

by purrfect_cookie



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