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||Issue: 466 | 22nd day of Collecting, Y12
|Finding Neopia's NewsA rookie reporter's guide to getting even the most frigid Terror Mountain dwellers to talk.|
|The Auction House: The House That Never SleepsHere, you can put items up for auction or bid on items auctioned off by other Neopians. |
|A Comprehensive Storytelling Guide: Part TwoIf there's not some sort of twist, revelation, or major action in your part, you probably didn't progress the story.|
|Winning at Wicked Wocky Wobble!A Wocky named Wallace has a problem – he's obsessed with collecting junk!|
|100 Perfumes to Buy or Avoid!Some of these perfumes may just make your neopet the hippest on the block. Not to mention the fanciest!|
|Advanced Key Quest Mini-Game Strategies Part 2Still struggling with Key Quest Mini Games? This article should be able to help turn your board upside down!|
|The Guide to a Perfect Neopian HolidayBrightvale or Mystery Island? Take this quiz to find out!|
|UnCustomizationThere is a whole array of higher and lower foreground items, backgrounds and other accessories that, when combined with the eye for fashion and honest enthusiasm, can turn a sad, drab pet into a Neopian Style Icon. |
|Extensive Guide to The Art GalleryEver wonder how those artists do it? This extensive guide is the perfect place to start. |
|Interview with Members from The Faeries Ruin PlotKing Jazan: Can't you see that I'm busy right now? Go away before something... unpleasant happens to you. |
|Choosing the Right Sweets: Chocolate EditionFor all you candy enthusiasts out there...|
|Kat's Halloween ReadsThis Halloween, after you go trick-or-treating, why not settle down for a few scary stories while you munch on the night's collected sugary booty?|
|A Guide to Halloween Decorating!Making your Neohome spooktacular can be tricky if you are on a budget, so I have made a list of 12 frightful, spooktastic, and affordable Neohome items that will transform your house into a haunted mansion!|
|Wraith to the End: A Faeries' Ruin Battling GuideYou may have noticed some changes around the Battledome; don't be alarmed because this is a good thing. |
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"Numbers" by chazer_rem
They fed me, clothed me, played with me, took me places. Until the novelty wore off. Until they saw a pet they wanted more. Then was the inevitable trip to the Boards, where I stood, proud, teary in my assigned Topic, while my owner avoided my forlorn expression, calling for a Baby Lupe or a Basic Krawk. And always settling for less. Oh, they would promise to write, visit, keep in contact. And they would...
Being painted faerie and all, this whole "ding dong, the faeries are petrified" ordeal was not exactly flying with me.
"Where did you hear about pirate caves?" Mum asked.
Oops. I'd forgotten I wasn't supposed to mention anything to Katy.