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Old vs New: Which Game is For You? Part VIII

Of course I had to save the best for last, so this week we are looking are some of my favorite games: Deckswabber vs Stowaway Sting and Dubloon Disaster vs Dubloon Disaster.

by lakefox
Neopian Times Cookbook - The Ingredients

So you want to be a Neopian Times writer! Easy as pie, right!? Exactly. Pie isn't always all that easy to make.

by misshoginpitt
Charity Accounts in a Nutshell

Most of the time, people will wait to adopt one of the charity pets once they have been zapped a nice color.

by foreverh0mes
An Un-Originally Named Guide to Sakhmet Solitaire

You can actually get two different trophies for Sakhmet Solitaire...

by amicaverbi
Why the 36th Most Popular Pet Bluma-RULES

TNT has graciously blessed the Blumaroo with qualities that are nearly unmatchable by every other Neopet Species.

by uniquepplz
The HEROES of Meridell? OR NOT?!


by zirr
A Neopian's Tour Guide to Meridell

There are so many fun things to do with your pet!

by nickjames912
Pondering The Pounded Pets

Has anyone thought of not abandoning their pets?

by komicking
Which Neopian Land Best Suits You?

Are you a first time neohome buyer having trouble deciding which Neopian land to settle down in?

by kierron10
Answering the Age Old Question

Now we have reached that age old question; if Meepits say 'Meep', do Feepits say 'Feep'?

by rat_terrier_lover_12
A Report on Hubrid Nox: Zafara style!

Hubrid Nox is one of the evilest villains in Neopia.

by chocolate_lover67
How to Be Your Owner's Favourite! Pt. 1

Following this step by step guide will help you get some brownie points as you worm your way into your owner's heart.

by zinkidy_dink
Gormball: Taking Down the Championships

Gormball requires extreme acts of athleticism, such as juggling, tossing, catching, and getting wet without making a scene.

by phadalusfish
Battlefield Legends: Advanced Strategy

It's fun to play and the next best thing to a good old Neopets war.

by stoicjohn
The KGLF's Guide to HANNAH and the Kreludor Caves

The Grundo Brothers of Kreludor reveal how to complete their important mission and defeat their Nemesis.

by fleurdust
Why We Need Our Faeries

I don't think anyone could have anticipated how dreary a Neopia without faeries would be.

by ilovemycatembers
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"We Want Lunch" by _sme_
"All young pets are cute," he thought with a sigh, "but that cuteness wears off." Indeed that is how he found himself back at the pound that first time. He had grown only a little older but was starting to eat more and demand more attention. "I just can't keep up with you," she had said. "And that name... well, it just says it all!" The Techo rolled his eyes to himself and began tracing a brick on the wall with one claw. "As if I had a choice what my name was..."

Other Stories


One Wish
Abigail was afraid of the sea, and, despite the ironic fact that her Neohome was planted directly on the beach, she never set foot on the sand. However, Jane was the exact opposite, and loved the sea, devoting every waking moment by the ocean.

by rachelray179


The Conductor
"What do you think our conductor will be like? We've never had him for a concert before."

by yaksrcewl


The Secret of Geraptiku: Part Two
"So, you're awake now, little Neopet. What is your name?" The voice was incredibly nice, and I'm not sure why I wasn't scared...

by xaetear


Avey's Castle of Hope: Part Four
"Avey, where have all the muffins gone?" Belinda stood over Avey, wings on her hips, waiting for a reply. "I made a whole basket on the table and it's vanished."

by puppy_girl252


For the Lulz - House
Brought to you by the Mr. Insane school of interior design.

by mooseydoom101


Uncommon Sense 1: Jokes
Hey, Adis.....

by runescape1515

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