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||Issue: 462 | 24th day of Gathering, Y12
|Old vs New: Which Game is For You? Part VIIIOf course I had to save the best for last, so this week we are looking are some of my favorite games: Deckswabber vs Stowaway Sting and Dubloon Disaster vs Dubloon Disaster. |
|Neopian Times Cookbook - The IngredientsSo you want to be a Neopian Times writer! Easy as pie, right!? Exactly. Pie isn't always all that easy to make. |
|Charity Accounts in a NutshellMost of the time, people will wait to adopt one of the charity pets once they have been zapped a nice color.|
|An Un-Originally Named Guide to Sakhmet SolitaireYou can actually get two different trophies for Sakhmet Solitaire...|
|Why the 36th Most Popular Pet Bluma-RULESTNT has graciously blessed the Blumaroo with qualities that are nearly unmatchable by every other Neopet Species. |
|The HEROES of Meridell? OR NOT?!PSELLIA, the mysterious air faerie and hero of Meridell, OR COLD-BLOODED WINDCHILL WOMAN, WHO BRINGS NOTHING BUT FROSTBITE? |
|A Neopian's Tour Guide to MeridellThere are so many fun things to do with your pet! |
|Pondering The Pounded PetsHas anyone thought of not abandoning their pets?|
|Which Neopian Land Best Suits You?Are you a first time neohome buyer having trouble deciding which Neopian land to settle down in?|
|Answering the Age Old QuestionNow we have reached that age old question; if Meepits say 'Meep', do Feepits say 'Feep'?|
|A Report on Hubrid Nox: Zafara style!Hubrid Nox is one of the evilest villains in Neopia.|
|How to Be Your Owner's Favourite! Pt. 1Following this step by step guide will help you get some brownie points as you worm your way into your owner's heart.|
|Gormball: Taking Down the ChampionshipsGormball requires extreme acts of athleticism, such as juggling, tossing, catching, and getting wet without making a scene.|
|Battlefield Legends: Advanced StrategyIt's fun to play and the next best thing to a good old Neopets war.|
|The KGLF's Guide to HANNAH and the Kreludor CavesThe Grundo Brothers of Kreludor reveal how to complete their important mission and defeat their Nemesis.|
|Why We Need Our FaeriesI don't think anyone could have anticipated how dreary a Neopia without faeries would be. |
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"We Want Lunch" by _sme_
"All young pets are cute," he thought with a sigh, "but that cuteness wears off." Indeed that is how he found himself back at the pound that first time. He had grown only a little older but was starting to eat more and demand more attention. "I just can't keep up with you," she had said. "And that name... well, it just says it all!" The Techo rolled his eyes to himself and began tracing a brick on the wall with one claw. "As if I had a choice what my name was..."
|Another Hero's Journal|
The war has been going on for a while now; it all started when some enormous Draik called Terask decided that he deserved to be king of Faerieland and took over.
Jules Bancroft was an inventor, and Jules Bancroft was a dreamer, an idealist, a philanthropist. He had high hopes for Neovia...