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||Issue: 461 | 17th day of Gathering, Y12
|Old vs New: Which Game is For You? Part VIIIn Faerieland we will take a look at Maths Nightmare vs Maths Nightmare and Faerie Cloud Racers vs Faerie Cloud Racers vs Extreme Faerie Cloud Racers. We then will jump over to Neopia and look at Meerca Chase vs Meerca Chase II.|
|Better Than You? Not Quite!Many Neopian personalities have stepped up to the Better Than You stage, but the Neopian public is still the best!
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|Food Shop Fun: Exquisite AmbrosiaExquisite Ambrosia gets a surprise visit from... me! |
|The Trap Within The ChocolateChocolate! Lollypops! Gummies! Candy! Jelly! No Neopet can resist the Chocolate Factory...|
|Becoming an Expert Chia BomberYou should know the basics and a couple of tips before letting poor Geoffrey enter the field recklessly.|
|Judge Hog's Hero's Guide to HeroicsIt is I, Judge Hog, leader of the Defenders of Neopia and advocate of the world of peace and integrity.|
|Guide to Healthy Eating for Your Neopets: Part 1This first guide will give you an idea on what to feed your Neopets so that they can be healthy, all the while saving money. |
|Neo News: Wheels of Neopia Tullerby Need SavingAleonare reporting live!|
|An Über Fan: Revealed!What if, for you, EVERY DAY was Fyora Day?|
|Neopia's Food Stores: Rated and Ranked!Neopia's greatest chefs and food critics have assembled to take on the ultimate task: tasting the food of and rating every single food store in Neopia. |
|Packing a Back-To-Neoschool Lunch BoxHam or tofu? Cookies or crisps? The decisions are almost too much! Assemble the perfect lunch box with this guide.|
|An Ode To Chocolate: Only the FinestWhen it comes to choosing which chocolate to buy, one should always pick the finest.|
|How to Act Like a Good Pirate - KindaEverythin' ye need t' know t' act ('n sound) like e'eryone's favorite bunch o' people. |
|Chocolate CareA Chocolate pet requires more care than a normal pet! Learn how to care for it here.|
|A Tale Just As SweetA collection of Neopia's Sweetest Reads.|
|How to Score an Invite to the Annual Chocolate BallTo truly enjoy the experience of the Chocolate Ball, you must be a chocolate enthusiast. |
|Obtaining the Illusive InviteDon't look so discouraged. It's not that great, really, with the chocolate swimming pool and the carved candy replicas and the sweet new delicacies... |
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"Sylfio's Ice Cream Sodas" by emrozi
"I have an idea," said Tinost. "Why don't we go take a look around the Chocolate Factory? Sometimes they do tours." Sometimes they do tours. Have you ever had that happen to you? Where someone says a tiny little insignificant sentence, and the next thing you know your entire life has changed?
|Faithful Friend: Unwanted|
The only reason I was put in the pound was because my owner could only take care of four pets, and when she got her fifth, one of us had to go.
|Fruit Shakes: Part One|
"This is the good life," Tamara sighed happily. Her owner, Mackenzie, had deemed her old enough to handle the shop full-time now.
|Magic Vs. Money: Part One|
In the dreary dimness of the swamp, a green Ixi woman in patchwork clothes and a pointed, broad-brimmed hat made her way through the trees, paying barely any attention to the mangy meowclops following after her.