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||Issue: 454 | 30th day of Swimming, Y12
|Fame - Your Guide to Becoming a Famous NeopianThere are obviously many ways of getting people's attention in Neopia, but which of them really stand out?|
|What Normal Neopians Never Notice: Chia's Other EnemyI really hope the Chias know that they have an invisible enemy...|
|Keeping Up With the TimesSo here I am, twenty one, with four pets that can't be who they used to be and hanging on to names that make me facepalm. What to do? |
|Neopian Economics, Making your FortuneEver wondered how to make neopoints with ease and simplicity? Learning a few basic market functions will enable you to do just that.|
|The 5 Best Surprises for Any PetThe five best ways to shake things up and give your pets a pleasant surprise. |
|Quiggle Conspiracy TheoryIf you take a casual stroll to the pound chat, you will see where the corruption has hit hardest. Almost everyone there is in denial of the truth.|
|The Beginners Guide to Owning a PetpetHow to prepare for a petpet, what to feed it, and how to treat it kindly. |
|The Fashion Capitals of NeopiaFive Neopian lands that are absolutely faboo.|
|The Five Most Unforgettable Stories from ACVThough you could talk to twenty different people and hear twenty equally-good stories, the following five will go down in years to come as the moments that defined perhaps the most exciting cup of all time.|
|Kookith Capturing: A Guide to KookiaIn this latest challenging game, Kookia, your objective is to capture all of the Kookiths before they disappear.
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"The Evil Ring" by blue_magic
Peering through more brambles, she gasped as she saw who had been speaking. Tally quickly put her paw around Tadri and against her mouth, but the Dark Faerie had already heard her. Tadri froze. Why couldn't Blue have painted me Camouflage? she thought in dismay. The Dark Faerie, who was a fair distance away, yelled, "Come out of there immediately or I'll make you do it myself!" Tadri looked to Tally with a "What should we do?" face. Tally just shook her head and gave Tadri her "I-told-you-so" look. Tadri figured the consequences would...
Not everyone is equally able to catch the rising tide. Consider Suller. One could search the world over and over again and never gaze upon a more somber and cheerless visage.
The cupcakes smell like light fluffy dreams. They literally have a flavour for everyone.
|Zeke's Gift: Part Two|
"I can't believe she's going to be a foster parent! You know, I was thinking about it earlier and I thought, maybe it wouldn't be so bad, 'cause I mean, after all it's not like they're staying with us forever and..."