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Fame - Your Guide to Becoming a Famous Neopian

There are obviously many ways of getting people's attention in Neopia, but which of them really stand out?

by fattree
What Normal Neopians Never Notice: Chia's Other Enemy

I really hope the Chias know that they have an invisible enemy...

by goobie_7_2
Keeping Up With the Times

So here I am, twenty one, with four pets that can't be who they used to be and hanging on to names that make me facepalm. What to do?

by taipeiss
Neopian Economics, Making your Fortune

Ever wondered how to make neopoints with ease and simplicity? Learning a few basic market functions will enable you to do just that.

by mimi_is_online
The 5 Best Surprises for Any Pet

The five best ways to shake things up and give your pets a pleasant surprise.

by _beastmaster728_
Quiggle Conspiracy Theory

If you take a casual stroll to the pound chat, you will see where the corruption has hit hardest. Almost everyone there is in denial of the truth.

by chrissy468141
The Beginners Guide to Owning a Petpet

How to prepare for a petpet, what to feed it, and how to treat it kindly.

by phoennyxx
The Fashion Capitals of Neopia

Five Neopian lands that are absolutely faboo.

by wanderlustre
The Five Most Unforgettable Stories from ACV

Though you could talk to twenty different people and hear twenty equally-good stories, the following five will go down in years to come as the moments that defined perhaps the most exciting cup of all time.

by uniquepplz
Kookith Capturing: A Guide to Kookia

In this latest challenging game, Kookia, your objective is to capture all of the Kookiths before they disappear.

Also by moocowalex

by justlilly

 
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"The Evil Ring" by blue_magic
Peering through more brambles, she gasped as she saw who had been speaking. Tally quickly put her paw around Tadri and against her mouth, but the Dark Faerie had already heard her. Tadri froze. Why couldn't Blue have painted me Camouflage? she thought in dismay. The Dark Faerie, who was a fair distance away, yelled, "Come out of there immediately or I'll make you do it myself!" Tadri looked to Tally with a "What should we do?" face. Tally just shook her head and gave Tadri her "I-told-you-so" look. Tadri figured the consequences would...




Other Stories


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Broken Stones
Not everyone is equally able to catch the rising tide. Consider Suller. One could search the world over and over again and never gaze upon a more somber and cheerless visage.

by lyraedi

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Annie's Cupcakes
The cupcakes smell like light fluffy dreams. They literally have a flavour for everyone.

by crables

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Zeke's Gift: Part Two
"I can't believe she's going to be a foster parent! You know, I was thinking about it earlier and I thought, maybe it wouldn't be so bad, 'cause I mean, after all it's not like they're staying with us forever and..."

by corygirl200

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Once Upon A Time in Brightvale: Part One
"Oh, Monroe!" Phillip cried delightfully. "Mother says come. She has a surprise for us! Isn't it marvelous?"

by puppy_girl252

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All Woks of Life
Everyone in Neopia is searching for the solution to this new avatar!

Concept by carrotbreath

by umbreon133


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Elderly Pets Gone Wild
Remember, kids: trying is bad for you.

by wallaroo42



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