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||Issue: 454 | 30th day of Swimming, Y12
|Fame - Your Guide to Becoming a Famous NeopianThere are obviously many ways of getting people's attention in Neopia, but which of them really stand out?|
|What Normal Neopians Never Notice: Chia's Other EnemyI really hope the Chias know that they have an invisible enemy...|
|Keeping Up With the TimesSo here I am, twenty one, with four pets that can't be who they used to be and hanging on to names that make me facepalm. What to do? |
|Neopian Economics, Making your FortuneEver wondered how to make neopoints with ease and simplicity? Learning a few basic market functions will enable you to do just that.|
|The 5 Best Surprises for Any PetThe five best ways to shake things up and give your pets a pleasant surprise. |
|Quiggle Conspiracy TheoryIf you take a casual stroll to the pound chat, you will see where the corruption has hit hardest. Almost everyone there is in denial of the truth.|
|The Beginners Guide to Owning a PetpetHow to prepare for a petpet, what to feed it, and how to treat it kindly. |
|The Fashion Capitals of NeopiaFive Neopian lands that are absolutely faboo.|
|The Five Most Unforgettable Stories from ACVThough you could talk to twenty different people and hear twenty equally-good stories, the following five will go down in years to come as the moments that defined perhaps the most exciting cup of all time.|
|Kookith Capturing: A Guide to KookiaIn this latest challenging game, Kookia, your objective is to capture all of the Kookiths before they disappear.
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"The Adventures of the Young Chia Detective" by anamya
Early in the morning, the Jam Palace is the best place to think about the mysteries I solve, because everyone is still sleeping and I can use the tables to put lots of papers and notes. I also have a spyglass (like Kentari's, I adore him!) and magical lenses I got once I visited the Coltzan Shrine in the Lost Desert, with my parents. For me, that was proof of the great wisdom of King Coltzan. When I got closer to the shrine (and I was just a baby Chia that time), he somehow knew lenses would be a great prize for a future detective...
Not everyone is equally able to catch the rising tide. Consider Suller. One could search the world over and over again and never gaze upon a more somber and cheerless visage.
|A Beautiful Zombie|
Please don't run away. I may not be the prettiest Usul to look at, but I wasn't always a zombie.
|Beauty and the Xweetoks: Part One|
May took it upon herself to morph everyone into Xweetoks. But Tess had refused, leaving her on her own – and let's face it, everyone looks stupid giving insults to the popular girls alone.