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The Hungry Neopian’s Fine Food Reviews: The Golden D

Following a kelp dining experience, this hungry Neopian next heads to Krawk Island for a gourmet pirate atmosphere.

by puffalump10
The Affordable Way to a Healthy Diet for Your Pets!

Bob was patiently waiting, hungry for some food, licking his lips with delight. His owner came out of the kitchen, and as the heavenly plate crashed onto the table, his heart sank.

by rachxface
Why You Will Never Have an Army

Admit it. You want an army, and why not? Almost every week you can read some kind of an article, story, or comic that involves one type of army or another.

by exits_
How to Achieve the Typing Terror Avatar

Disclaimer: This guide does not guarantee the achievement of the Typing Terror avatar! These are just some pointers.

by neoholic17
The Problem with Baby Pets

Caring for baby pets can be a problem. It is still very much worthwhile -- just look at their widdle faces, aaaawwww -- but it isn't all sunshine and rainbows, I can tell you.

by preencessno
How to Be Just Slightly Too Late for Issue 450

Oh dear. It seems another year has gone by, and you just weren’t able to write a perfect article in time for a landmark issue of the Neopian Times. If you’re an avatar collector, this is probably horrible news.

by lutari_lover_555
The Truth Behind the Meep

There have been rumours about the Meepits ever since the fluffy pink Petpets first appeared in Neopia.

by chimaera9
Guide to Mastering Hannah and the Pirate Caves

The game Hannah and the Pirate Caves is not new. However, not everyone has yet discovered the secrets of the game, or mastered the gameplay, or even gotten a good score on it, enough to try sniping that Pawkeet-shaped gold trophy, for countless reasons.

by xyvon
Surviving Shenkuu

A useful guide for everyday life in Shenkuu and the famous and infamous places to visit!

by lollypopxz
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