|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 450 | 2nd day of Swimming, Y12
|67 Ways to Know You're a Loyal UserYou have been with Neopets through the ups and downs, the rights and lefts, the forwards and backwards, the slants and diagonals, and possibly even a bit of 4-dimensional time travel. |
|The Voice of the Players; A Force for ChangeIt's time to stand back and take a look at the people behind the most remarkable player-produced content on Neopets. |
|Happy Issue 518!The Neopian Times is lying to you. |
|A Tale of Two Lennies & A Failed Mascot UsurpationWe figure that a huge part of what makes a mascot successful is how likeable it is. And we assert that we are extremely likeable.
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|How to Navigate the Harsh Seas of Dubloon DisasterIf you follow my steps, you will be able to claim that dashing scallywag of an avatar for your very own!|
|45 Things You Should Do in Your Neopian LifetimeI would have done 450, but let's face it; by the time I had finished listing them all, the 450th issue would have probably have been long gone. |
|To Honor TraditionRead now the latest news from the conspiracy theory front...|
|Top 10 Events In Neopia Since Last 50th IssueHere are the top 10 most awesome events that occurred since then...|
|What to do in the Month of SwimmingSo, it's July again- the month of hot sun, long nights and... swimming in Neopia? Yes, July is the Month of Swimming, so you need to start getting ready!|
|Altador Cup Five InterviewYour fearless reporters, griffingirl and Nazzie, managed to sneak into the VIP section of the Altador Colosseum and interview some yooyuball players in between matches. |
|Neopian Financial LiteracyBack in the early years of Neopets, your measly half million could get you a full lab map and a faerie paintbrush or two. |
|An Interview With the DORKS of KreludorI luckily received a chance to interview all five of the members of Team Kreludor. Let's start with Captain and Left Defender, Derlyn Fonnet.|
|450 (Or Slightly Fewer) Ways to Celebrate the TimesThe first place to look would be Little Nippers...|
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To Honor Tradition
So to honor this paper and this issue, read now the latest news from the conspiracy theory front: Power is the key to everything. This is a fact every world-domination-striving villain in Neopia is sure to know, first and foremost Dr. Sloth. But it is not the political power I am going to talk about today, though of course Dr. Sloth aims for that as well. It is rather electrical power on which I want to focus...
Reuben, his weapon making business and his roguish grin were famous... so famous that Salita wanted to crawl into her quarters and never show her face.