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67 Ways to Know You're a Loyal User

You have been with Neopets through the ups and downs, the rights and lefts, the forwards and backwards, the slants and diagonals, and possibly even a bit of 4-dimensional time travel.

by umbreon54399
The Voice of the Players; A Force for Change

It's time to stand back and take a look at the people behind the most remarkable player-produced content on Neopets.

by tashni
Happy Issue 518!

The Neopian Times is lying to you.

by dan4884
A Tale of Two Lennies & A Failed Mascot Usurpation

We figure that a huge part of what makes a mascot successful is how likeable it is. And we assert that we are extremely likeable.

Also by larkspurlane

by _razcalz_

How to Navigate the Harsh Seas of Dubloon Disaster

If you follow my steps, you will be able to claim that dashing scallywag of an avatar for your very own!

by xxkatiexx_07
45 Things You Should Do in Your Neopian Lifetime

I would have done 450, but let's face it; by the time I had finished listing them all, the 450th issue would have probably have been long gone.

by wildwindtornado
To Honor Tradition

Read now the latest news from the conspiracy theory front...

by chaotizitaet
Top 10 Events In Neopia Since Last 50th Issue

Here are the top 10 most awesome events that occurred since then...

by jackie_3_3_3
What to do in the Month of Swimming

So, it's July again- the month of hot sun, long nights and... swimming in Neopia? Yes, July is the Month of Swimming, so you need to start getting ready!

by tiptoeboo
Altador Cup Five Interview

Your fearless reporters, griffingirl and Nazzie, managed to sneak into the VIP section of the Altador Colosseum and interview some yooyuball players in between matches.

by laylah_9__30
Neopian Financial Literacy

Back in the early years of Neopets, your measly half million could get you a full lab map and a faerie paintbrush or two.

by laurvail
An Interview With the DORKS of Kreludor

I luckily received a chance to interview all five of the members of Team Kreludor. Let's start with Captain and Left Defender, Derlyn Fonnet.

by masonsbackyay
450 (Or Slightly Fewer) Ways to Celebrate the Times

The first place to look would be Little Nippers...

by amitybelle
 
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To Honor Tradition



So to honor this paper and this issue, read now the latest news from the conspiracy theory front: Power is the key to everything. This is a fact every world-domination-striving villain in Neopia is sure to know, first and foremost Dr. Sloth. But it is not the political power I am going to talk about today, though of course Dr. Sloth aims for that as well. It is rather electrical power on which I want to focus...



Other Stories


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450 Minutes of Sleep
In Meridell, I watched as the wind blew...

by jdb1984

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450 Miles
Reuben, his weapon making business and his roguish grin were famous... so famous that Salita wanted to crawl into her quarters and never show her face.

by precious_katuch14

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The Kacheek Club: An Anniversary Adventure - Part One
"Oh yeah, I remember! It all started that day when Bridgette moved here from Faerieland."

by jenlin_25

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Finding Crystal: Part Two
"Um. . .my name's Carly," she started. "I just moved here from Neopia Central with my dad and my baby sister."

by hedgehog_queen

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Food for All- Dish #12
He'll be fine.

by maiinoki

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Pumpkin Farm
Talk about bad neighbours!

by mistickal_dragon



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