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||Issue: 450 | 2nd day of Swimming, Y12
|67 Ways to Know You're a Loyal UserYou have been with Neopets through the ups and downs, the rights and lefts, the forwards and backwards, the slants and diagonals, and possibly even a bit of 4-dimensional time travel. |
|The Voice of the Players; A Force for ChangeIt's time to stand back and take a look at the people behind the most remarkable player-produced content on Neopets. |
|Happy Issue 518!The Neopian Times is lying to you. |
|A Tale of Two Lennies & A Failed Mascot UsurpationWe figure that a huge part of what makes a mascot successful is how likeable it is. And we assert that we are extremely likeable.
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|How to Navigate the Harsh Seas of Dubloon DisasterIf you follow my steps, you will be able to claim that dashing scallywag of an avatar for your very own!|
|45 Things You Should Do in Your Neopian LifetimeI would have done 450, but let's face it; by the time I had finished listing them all, the 450th issue would have probably have been long gone. |
|To Honor TraditionRead now the latest news from the conspiracy theory front...|
|Top 10 Events In Neopia Since Last 50th IssueHere are the top 10 most awesome events that occurred since then...|
|What to do in the Month of SwimmingSo, it's July again- the month of hot sun, long nights and... swimming in Neopia? Yes, July is the Month of Swimming, so you need to start getting ready!|
|Altador Cup Five InterviewYour fearless reporters, griffingirl and Nazzie, managed to sneak into the VIP section of the Altador Colosseum and interview some yooyuball players in between matches. |
|Neopian Financial LiteracyBack in the early years of Neopets, your measly half million could get you a full lab map and a faerie paintbrush or two. |
|An Interview With the DORKS of KreludorI luckily received a chance to interview all five of the members of Team Kreludor. Let's start with Captain and Left Defender, Derlyn Fonnet.|
|450 (Or Slightly Fewer) Ways to Celebrate the TimesThe first place to look would be Little Nippers...|
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"Make It 450 And You Have a Deal" by kattrish
Myr thought she would never get another mission after that last fiasco. Yet here she was, summoned by the Commander to receive her new assignment. Glee was written all over her features. She'd show them; she'd complete this one for sure. "Good luck," said Dan, her partner during several reconnaissance duties. "What for?" asked the Buzz. "You know I could handle these things." Then she paused...
|The To Do List|
The paper extends out of my hands, overflowing like a crisp, frozen paper waterfall onto the floor, bulleted items in neat little rows all the way to the bottom.
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