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Employment in Neopia

Whilst doing a stint at the Freaky Factory, which as many of you will know creates plushies from liquid Kreludite, it occurred to me that this was one of the many businesses in Neopia that could be run better.

by selfbetrayal
A Blast from the Past

Rewind nearly three years ago, back to April 26th, 2007.

by smeesh28
Kreludor Revealed: Gravity, a Stick, and a Top Hat

Think, dear reader, think! The fate of Neopia could lie in your hands.

by simpleregret
Celebrating Grey Day

Why would we want to set aside a whole day each year to celebrate such a dreary, dismal color?

by spleniferous_k
Feel Your Gloomiest: A Complete Guide to Being Grey

This is your key to show how you can truly be grey.

by jockylocky
Economics of Collecting Retired Items, Complex Fun

The vast and interesting world of RETIRED ITEMS!

by kieronstoff
Food Club: Your Best Friends in Betting

A more in-depth article about two specific aspects of Food Club: food adjustments and the odds.

by crazy_holly_ii
Bad Names: Learn to Like Them

Many Neopians have a hard time thinking about a good name for their new pet.

by lovisa966
The Pet Behind the Neopet

We often forget a very important creature of Neopets. That's right; I'm talking about petpets, our pets' best friend.

by 76monkeysflying
The Top Ten Most Dangerous Foods in Neopia

But it's only food!!.... AHHHGHHHGHHHH!!!!!!

by yayzz_1245
Grey Shopkeepers, a Succinct and Depressive Overview

What better way to show your support for Grey Day than to make NP off of it? Right? Right.

Also by _razcalz_

by larkspurlane

How to Survive Grey Day: A Guide

*This story is not a guide on what to avoid in case of zombie apocalypse.

by notonetobequiet
Why are Grey Pets so Blue?

Why is it that they sigh so dejectedly? Why is it that they crouch and huddle so pitifully?

by neom_777
 
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"Kingdom of the Mind" by lyraedi
"My lord Nexinus, king of Falthyr," a voice of charcoal drawled. "How may I serve thee?" The Oracle reached up to the hood of her cloak and revealed her face – an Aisha with fur like the foam on forgotten seas. Her eyes had long lost their usefulness, now an empty pool of silver...




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Grey Daze
I woke up in a fog, in a daze of grey motes swimming across my eyes.

by mamasimios

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The Forgotten Tale of the Grey Faerie
Fog settled ever deeper over the normally sunny valleys of Brightvale, blanketing all of Neopia in its misty shroud...

by astra139

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Daylight's Dirge: Part Four
The next three days passed in a blur. Pariel unloaded his ship, examining each piece of metal to see whether or not it was useable as it was.

by kittengriffin

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Jhudora's Revenge: Part Three
Only Jhudora had dared to go to the dark side of Kreludor, and only she knew what secrets the shadows hid.

by ewagon

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Recipe for Disaster
Do you really want me to answer that?

by prismfire

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Food for All - Dish #4
*ho hum*

by maiinoki



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