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Employment in Neopia

Whilst doing a stint at the Freaky Factory, which as many of you will know creates plushies from liquid Kreludite, it occurred to me that this was one of the many businesses in Neopia that could be run better.

by selfbetrayal
A Blast from the Past

Rewind nearly three years ago, back to April 26th, 2007.

by smeesh28
Kreludor Revealed: Gravity, a Stick, and a Top Hat

Think, dear reader, think! The fate of Neopia could lie in your hands.

by simpleregret
Celebrating Grey Day

Why would we want to set aside a whole day each year to celebrate such a dreary, dismal color?

by spleniferous_k
Feel Your Gloomiest: A Complete Guide to Being Grey

This is your key to show how you can truly be grey.

by jockylocky
Economics of Collecting Retired Items, Complex Fun

The vast and interesting world of RETIRED ITEMS!

by kieronstoff
Food Club: Your Best Friends in Betting

A more in-depth article about two specific aspects of Food Club: food adjustments and the odds.

by crazy_holly_ii
Bad Names: Learn to Like Them

Many Neopians have a hard time thinking about a good name for their new pet.

by lovisa966
The Pet Behind the Neopet

We often forget a very important creature of Neopets. That's right; I'm talking about petpets, our pets' best friend.

by 76monkeysflying
The Top Ten Most Dangerous Foods in Neopia

But it's only food!!.... AHHHGHHHGHHHH!!!!!!

by yayzz_1245
Grey Shopkeepers, a Succinct and Depressive Overview

What better way to show your support for Grey Day than to make NP off of it? Right? Right.

Also by _razcalz_

by larkspurlane

How to Survive Grey Day: A Guide

*This story is not a guide on what to avoid in case of zombie apocalypse.

by notonetobequiet
Why are Grey Pets so Blue?

Why is it that they sigh so dejectedly? Why is it that they crouch and huddle so pitifully?

by neom_777
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"Practice and drills went well today," Kakoni began as soon as Valtonous had joined them. "But with the regular season wrapping up and the Tournament coming closer, we're going to have to start practicing other techniques." The Bruce frowned. "Hopefully we can do well this year. We have a lot of stigma..."

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Kingdom of the Mind
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Letters to Baelia
"That's Baelia, Lucy. Now, come on; it's not polite to stare."

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The Puppet Girl: Part Two
What was I going to do? I couldn't do the solo part the the Ribbon Dance performance and win the 'Best Puppet' contest!

by puppy_girl252


Werelupe Chronicles: The Search - Part One
"When you said you were going out to find your father," Marion said angrily, "I didn't know you meant Werelupe Forest."

by dragon_soul__


LOL!!!: Grey Day Special
Hey, Grey Faerie...

by jessijenni


Something About Faerie Acaras.....
Nodameera wasted enough NP just to be a Faerie Acara, but her friend here was being a little too much...

by raje994

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