|Still thwarting Sloth's mind control...
||Issue: 439 | 16th day of Eating, Y12
|Employment in NeopiaWhilst doing a stint at the Freaky Factory, which as many of you will know creates plushies from liquid Kreludite, it occurred to me that this was one of the many businesses in Neopia that could be run better.|
|A Blast from the PastRewind nearly three years ago, back to April 26th, 2007. |
|Kreludor Revealed: Gravity, a Stick, and a Top HatThink, dear reader, think! The fate of Neopia could lie in your hands.|
|Celebrating Grey DayWhy would we want to set aside a whole day each year to celebrate such a dreary, dismal color?|
|Feel Your Gloomiest: A Complete Guide to Being GreyThis is your key to show how you can truly be grey. |
|Economics of Collecting Retired Items, Complex FunThe vast and interesting world of RETIRED ITEMS!|
|Food Club: Your Best Friends in BettingA more in-depth article about two specific aspects of Food Club: food adjustments and the odds.|
|Bad Names: Learn to Like ThemMany Neopians have a hard time thinking about a good name for their new pet. |
|The Pet Behind the NeopetWe often forget a very important creature of Neopets. That's right; I'm talking about petpets, our pets' best friend.|
|The Top Ten Most Dangerous Foods in NeopiaBut it's only food!!.... AHHHGHHHGHHHH!!!!!!|
|Grey Shopkeepers, a Succinct and Depressive OverviewWhat better way to show your support for Grey Day than to make NP off of it? Right? Right.
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|How to Survive Grey Day: A Guide*This story is not a guide on what to avoid in case of zombie apocalypse.|
|Why are Grey Pets so Blue?Why is it that they sigh so dejectedly? Why is it that they crouch and huddle so pitifully?|
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Grey Day: Guide
It's supposedly a festival to celebrate all our wonderful, Grey Neopians... But we must ask ourselves: is this really what Grey Day is all about? Well, sorry to inform you, but this is exactly what Grey Day is not. Grey Day is, first of all, very gloomy. This is the most grim time of the year, and I don't mean just for pets that are painted Grey in particular. Grey Day affects all of Neopia. It doesn't matter if you're in Faerieland, Krawk Island...
For as long as anyone could remember, it had been the sole chronicler of every sad story in the whole world.
|The Cold, Clear Day in Happy Valley|
The Mountain Weekly still ran the same old stories to try to get people to "support the cause" again. What cause was there anymore? Tavi, the hero of Terror Mountain, had fled and taken Baelia with her, never to be seen again.