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Your Travel Guide for Mystery Island!

Yeah, we know you're excited. You're at Mystery Island, but remember not to rush into things.

by standingdown
The Power of Card Giving

Checking by your mailbox on a random day and noticing a card just for you can really bring a smile to your face.

by jackie_3_3_3
Never Give Up

I have always dreamed of winning a trophy, or even getting on the High Scores list...

by lola96711
What's My Neocash Item Worth?

There are several factors to consider in determining the value of an item.

by candycaddy
How To Turn Your Neopet Into A Princess

How to make your favorite pet into a princess without spending a single neopoint.

by sooooocute5
Rolling Your Way to Victory: Ready To Roll Guide

Our Yooyus are not as fit as they used to be. I bet they can't roll faster than a Slorg can swim. We need them to be fit and strong for this year's Altador Cup.

by marwanshah_13
Trading With Capsule Values

What is "cap value"?

by crazy_holly_ii
An Interview with the Chocolate Factory Kiko

So, Bob, we'll start with an easy question: What is your favorite type of candy?

by trisshamster
Zapping for Colour

How to zap for colour without sacrificing what you love about your pet.

by teaspill
Aquatic Junkology for Newbies

One age old secret of divination seems to go unnoticed today. I speak of course of the ancient and noble art of aquatic junkology.

by mistressego
Shampoo Shenanigans

Lather, rinse and repeat.

by dinoblox
Metamorphosis of a Neopet (Yours!)

Picture this scene – you're innocently trundling across the boards, or refreshing in a shop waiting for a restock when suddenly a random event flashes across the top of your screen.

by sablecrow
 
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"The Puppet Girl" by puppy_girl252
My favorite job at the NeoFair: puppet shows. I sat behind the neatly cut-out cardboard stage and acted out my character, a Blumaroo named Rooey. My puppet show partner and dear friend Oliver sat beside me, his paw in a Elephante Sock Puppet he called Elley. He cracked a joke and the young neopets roared with laughter. I couldn't help but chuckle, too. Puppet shows were my favorite...




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The Fabulous Life of Charlotte Abergé
I am sure you know of Ms. Charlotte Abergé...

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Legend of Brightvale
"I'm proud to announce that we are opening a new game on these fields today..."

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Daylight's Dirge: Part Three
"Say again?" Fugelce managed. "I thought I heard you say you wanted to take over Neopia."

by kittengriffin

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The Peculiar Incident that is Goldie the Snowbunny: Part Six
The plan was foolproof, unless one of them messed up, but there was no time to think about that...

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Skeith Stuff
There's an easier way to get into the Magma Pool...

by dollyholic

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Awkward Books: Part I
The Aisha Book," a blindingly red book.

by leetmango



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