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Collecting Site Themes

If you're reading this article, it was probably because you are confused at what site themes are.

by rider_galbatorix
Tips On Solving The Daily Puzzle

How you go about solving the Daily Puzzle will all depend on the type of question.

by sweetcarebear09
5 Common Uses of Your Gallery

I can help you to decide what to do with your gallery.

by charmedex
Straight Forward Tips to Designing Better Petpages!

There are a lot of minor things you can do to enhance the visual impact of your petpage and make the visitor's experience more enjoyable!

by capsized
Beating the Dice-A-Roo Blues

Not all of these avatars have to be so frustrating. In fact, there's one that can be downright enjoyable.

by redoakcove
10 Books Under 10k

In a world of dazzling customization options, sparkling trinkets, and gorgeous pets with the IQ of an ummagine, I'd like to propose something radically different.

by carrieantonia
When Disaster Strikes!

What to have when disaster strikes.

by chax1414
Myncies and Their Food: The Truth is Revealed

I have heard a most unsettling rumor, a rumor that has kept me up many nights without sleep. In fact, my mood has worsened from delighted to extremely happy.

by ktkdk
The Economics of Daily Dare Prizes and Beyond

The Neopets economy is more violently fluid than you would expect from a game.

by kieronstoff
 
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Myncies: The Truth



What is the rumor that I previously spoke of? My dearest reader, I thought you would never ask. It has many terrible facets and it concerns my species, the Mynci, and our eating habits. There are so many misconceptions I must remedy. Let me begin at once. 1) The Dreadful Banana Nonsense. Call me snobby, but I abhor bananas. You ask yourself, “How can this be? Thana is a Mynci and all Myncies love bananas!” Well, my reader, it is my intention to quash any of your preconceived notions about my species. Indeed, I am a Mynci but I can assure you that I will never eat a banana...



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The Poogle Apprentice
He is the Poogle Apprentice. He can perform only two spells, but they are all that is needed: a shrinking spell and a simple teleportation spell.

by crazymomskid1

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A Smuggler's Business
Jagged saw the world and was quick to bring back souvenirs from his adventures.

Souvenirs, of course, being smuggled treasures.

by dragonstorm_75


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The Unlucky One: Part Two
Ashalyia coughed and waved away the smoke. "How was your book?" she asked.

by solcana64

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Avalon and the Emerald Noil Gem: The Onyx Isle - Part Six
Avalon was bored. It was strange, bizarre, almost ridiculous, to be feeling bored on a ship packed with Scarback's Gelerts...

by cpmtiger

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Neopian Icons: The Pant Devil
Hurray!

by karinche

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Vegetating: Restock Fears
Yet another reason to stay away from those restockers.

by rain_e_days



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