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Sweet Dreams: Maths Nightmare 101

Grace under pressure.

by allielle
A Home Away from Home - The Neolodge

If you have a hard time picking a room that 'suites' the needs of your Neopet, take a look at this quiz – you will not regret it!

Also by neckties

by __horses_forever__

Lookin' Good, While Glowing

Got a glowing pet? With this helpful article, find out how to customize him or her to glowing perfection.

by eternalnightmares
Neopet Peeves - The Trading Post Wishlist Edition

The users with a blank wishlist tend to be the pickiest when it comes to what you're offering.

by angel_5613
The Poogle Conspiracy

Another domination threat!

by fgsfgs1
Spellseeker: Are You Seeking a High Score?

This is a puzzle game that requires some skill so I am sure you will find it as fun as I do.

by facetiousmind
Spike It All The Way!!

The object is to simply get the ball to the other side and have it hit the ground.

by hwijaya
Vintage Neopians: Who We Are, And What We Can Be

A common misconception is that all "vintage Neopians" are rich billionaires who surely have done everything on the site at least once.

by wylddarkheart
Neoquest 2 Insane Difficulty Survival Guide

This guide is here to aid you on your journey throughout Terror Mountain.

by wltrwang
 
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"Part of the Pack" by i_love_aisha_000
Immediately, the other howling stopped, and briefly I wondered why only one Lupe had howled; surely I was the only lone Lupe on the Plains? But my thoughts were short lived when I heard distant pounding that meant only one thing; the Lupe was running towards me. Laughing out loud, my laugh even more ragged...




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Esud, Mynci Slip Na-Nas and a Faerie Quest
Esud looked around at the leafy palms waving gently in the ocean breeze and sighed contentedly.

by mamasimios

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Preludes: Airborne
Keben stood on the roof of his house...

by kittengriffin

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Hearts of Fire: Part Six
"Better to die here and free than surrender and die a prisoner of Sloth."

by saphira_27

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Goldrun, Revisited: Part Two
"Welcome to the Goldrun General Store," Ellie announced as she opened the door. "It's run by Flagrant Dohicky, as fine a citizen as ya can hope to find in this here town."

by herdygerdy

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The Bunker - The Surprise (Part 3)
Do you really have to think about it that hard? You two only know, like, four other people...

by hubadawaha

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How Not To Advertise Your Guild
Will there be pie?

by kakashiluva



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