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Pumping Up: How To Effectively Train Your Neopet

Did you know that in the old days, Faerie Quests were not random?

by allielle
Feel the Love

On Valentine's Day, one of the most popular things to do is to show your friends on Neopets how much you love being their friend.

by cheeseworld101
Your Complete Guide to NC Trading!

You're sure it's a Neocash item, but if you can't buy it, how can you get it?

The answer is simple: Neocash Trading.

by roboticc

Secrets of the Pound Chat

I have collected a great deal of notions that all seem to factor into the supposed "value" of a pet.

by teaspill
Preparing For a New Family Member

There are several steps to preparing yourself—as well as the rest of your family—to welcome home the newest member of the family.

by eggo__mini92
Great Beauty Bargains

If you want your pets to look their finest, a trip to the Beauty Parlour is in order!

by alt1981black
Thoughtful Gift Giving

I have decided to compile this list of surprisingly thoughtful gift ideas that will leave your loved ones feeling special and, well... loved!

by vvhisper
Gifts to Show Your Un-Valentine That You Don't Care

This list will help you complete all your Un-Valentines Day shopping!

by popolopolis_the_3rd_
Rock Paper Scissors - A Study

Actually, it is not random.

by weaponstar
Zap-and-Pounding - Does It Work?

I decided to perform a quick study to see what happens to pounded pets.

by elly042
Celebrating Shenkuu Style: Lunar Festival Fun

Since its beginning, the Shenkuu Lunar Festival has been one of my favourite celebrations, simply for its impeccable beauty!

by giggilogalmewmew
Surviving the Season: Anti-Valentine's Gifts

Unless you have booked a solitary cave in advance, you will no doubt be expected (and forced) to partake in this sickening holiday by your neofamily.

by neom_777
 
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"A Valentine for Dr. Sloth" by mamasimios
When Maoush opened his mouth to respond, Sloth waved both hands with contempt. "I am not asking for your opinion, Quartermaster, I am prefacing my own with a rhetorical flourish. It is my opinion that the residents of this Space Station fear me enough to do anything I say, and I say that they must love me. And further, I say that they must demonstrate their love for me this year by making and sending me Valentines..."




Other Stories


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A Complete and Ignominious V-day Catastrophe
Silence fell upon the table as both Jhudora and Sloth scoured the menu in search of incorrect subject-verb agreements.

by larkspurlane

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The Rose
"Sir?"

So engrossed was Sir Lucian Silveste in pruning his precious rose bush that in his surprise, he snipped off one of the red blossoms.

by precious_katuch14


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Awakening: Part Two
"What makes you think dark faeries like Jhudora have as much compassion as dungeon masters?"

by linda_reincarnated

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The Fallen: Faint-Hearted - Part Seven
"You think you could stop me?" Mezzanotte shrieked. "Insolent fool!"

by ayame_23

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The Renegade Comic - Weakling Feeling
Feelings are for weaklings! ...But only sometimes ;) Happy Valentines Day!

by renegade_kitty

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Random Oddness
But if you can't read them, how do you know what they say?

by mistyqee



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