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Pumping Up: How To Effectively Train Your Neopet

Did you know that in the old days, Faerie Quests were not random?

by allielle
Feel the Love

On Valentine's Day, one of the most popular things to do is to show your friends on Neopets how much you love being their friend.

by cheeseworld101
Your Complete Guide to NC Trading!

You're sure it's a Neocash item, but if you can't buy it, how can you get it?

The answer is simple: Neocash Trading.

by roboticc

Secrets of the Pound Chat

I have collected a great deal of notions that all seem to factor into the supposed "value" of a pet.

by teaspill
Preparing For a New Family Member

There are several steps to preparing yourself—as well as the rest of your family—to welcome home the newest member of the family.

by eggo__mini92
Great Beauty Bargains

If you want your pets to look their finest, a trip to the Beauty Parlour is in order!

by alt1981black
Thoughtful Gift Giving

I have decided to compile this list of surprisingly thoughtful gift ideas that will leave your loved ones feeling special and, well... loved!

by vvhisper
Gifts to Show Your Un-Valentine That You Don't Care

This list will help you complete all your Un-Valentines Day shopping!

by popolopolis_the_3rd_
Rock Paper Scissors - A Study

Actually, it is not random.

by weaponstar
Zap-and-Pounding - Does It Work?

I decided to perform a quick study to see what happens to pounded pets.

by elly042
Celebrating Shenkuu Style: Lunar Festival Fun

Since its beginning, the Shenkuu Lunar Festival has been one of my favourite celebrations, simply for its impeccable beauty!

by giggilogalmewmew
Surviving the Season: Anti-Valentine's Gifts

Unless you have booked a solitary cave in advance, you will no doubt be expected (and forced) to partake in this sickening holiday by your neofamily.

by neom_777
 
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"A Valentine for Dr. Sloth" by mamasimios
When Maoush opened his mouth to respond, Sloth waved both hands with contempt. "I am not asking for your opinion, Quartermaster, I am prefacing my own with a rhetorical flourish. It is my opinion that the residents of this Space Station fear me enough to do anything I say, and I say that they must love me. And further, I say that they must demonstrate their love for me this year by making and sending me Valentines..."




Other Stories


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Simple Things
Snow whirled around the airship. Blizzard conditions, the captain had said when they'd entered the storm.

by kittengriffin

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Neopoint
Clink, a simple toss, just a flick up in the air with a forefinger and a thumb, it twirls above the well for a moment, reflecting the sunlight, dancing even as an inanimate object--and then it has fallen, bouncing against the stone walls of the Wishing Well...

by ginny_invisible

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Lani and the Beast: Part Three
Lani kept the garden in perfect order, and she did the same for her tools. She was a benevolent queen...

by selenial

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Hearts of Fire: Part Five
As the sounds of battle crashed around them, Carmen, Niklausse, and Musetta crouched behind a barricade...

by saphira_27

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Fair Play
How badly do you want that Negg?

by greenflavouredink

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Battle Potatoes: Mistaken Identity
Lesson: Look before you act.

Idea by neckties

by ivie_outrage




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