|For an easier life
||Issue: 430 | 12th day of Awakening, Y12
|Pumping Up: How To Effectively Train Your NeopetDid you know that in the old days, Faerie Quests were not random? |
|Feel the LoveOn Valentine's Day, one of the most popular things to do is to show your friends on Neopets how much you love being their friend. |
|Your Complete Guide to NC Trading!You're sure it's a Neocash item, but if you can't buy it, how can you get it?
The answer is simple: Neocash Trading.
|Secrets of the Pound ChatI have collected a great deal of notions that all seem to factor into the supposed "value" of a pet. |
|Preparing For a New Family MemberThere are several steps to preparing yourself—as well as the rest of your family—to welcome home the newest member of the family.|
|Great Beauty BargainsIf you want your pets to look their finest, a trip to the Beauty Parlour is in order! |
|Thoughtful Gift GivingI have decided to compile this list of surprisingly thoughtful gift ideas that will leave your loved ones feeling special and, well... loved! |
|Gifts to Show Your Un-Valentine That You Don't CareThis list will help you complete all your Un-Valentines Day shopping!|
|Rock Paper Scissors - A StudyActually, it is not random. |
|Zap-and-Pounding - Does It Work?I decided to perform a quick study to see what happens to pounded pets. |
|Celebrating Shenkuu Style: Lunar Festival FunSince its beginning, the Shenkuu Lunar Festival has been one of my favourite celebrations, simply for its impeccable beauty!|
|Surviving the Season: Anti-Valentine's GiftsUnless you have booked a solitary cave in advance, you will no doubt be expected (and forced) to partake in this sickening holiday by your neofamily.|
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"A Valentine for Dr. Sloth" by mamasimios
When Maoush opened his mouth to respond, Sloth waved both hands with contempt. "I am not asking for your opinion, Quartermaster, I am prefacing my own with a rhetorical flourish. It is my opinion that the residents of this Space Station fear me enough to do anything I say, and I say that they must love me. And further, I say that they must demonstrate their love for me this year by making and sending me Valentines..."
Snow whirled around the airship. Blizzard conditions, the captain had said when they'd entered the storm.
Clink, a simple toss, just a flick up in the air with a forefinger and a thumb, it twirls above the well for a moment, reflecting the sunlight, dancing even as an inanimate object--and then it has fallen, bouncing against the stone walls of the Wishing Well...