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Pumping Up: How To Effectively Train Your Neopet

Did you know that in the old days, Faerie Quests were not random?

by allielle
Feel the Love

On Valentine's Day, one of the most popular things to do is to show your friends on Neopets how much you love being their friend.

by cheeseworld101
Your Complete Guide to NC Trading!

You're sure it's a Neocash item, but if you can't buy it, how can you get it?

The answer is simple: Neocash Trading.

by roboticc

Secrets of the Pound Chat

I have collected a great deal of notions that all seem to factor into the supposed "value" of a pet.

by teaspill
Preparing For a New Family Member

There are several steps to preparing yourself—as well as the rest of your family—to welcome home the newest member of the family.

by eggo__mini92
Great Beauty Bargains

If you want your pets to look their finest, a trip to the Beauty Parlour is in order!

by alt1981black
Thoughtful Gift Giving

I have decided to compile this list of surprisingly thoughtful gift ideas that will leave your loved ones feeling special and, well... loved!

by vvhisper
Gifts to Show Your Un-Valentine That You Don't Care

This list will help you complete all your Un-Valentines Day shopping!

by popolopolis_the_3rd_
Rock Paper Scissors - A Study

Actually, it is not random.

by weaponstar
Zap-and-Pounding - Does It Work?

I decided to perform a quick study to see what happens to pounded pets.

by elly042
Celebrating Shenkuu Style: Lunar Festival Fun

Since its beginning, the Shenkuu Lunar Festival has been one of my favourite celebrations, simply for its impeccable beauty!

by giggilogalmewmew
Surviving the Season: Anti-Valentine's Gifts

Unless you have booked a solitary cave in advance, you will no doubt be expected (and forced) to partake in this sickening holiday by your neofamily.

by neom_777
 
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"Trip to Turmaculus" by simplyalice
The Nuk bleated and reared up excitedly, his tiny black hooves shining slightly in the bright sun, then he bolted forward in a quick bound. He bleated happily again and bounced merrily around the lush field that waved slightly in the breeze. Trekker was barely taller than the fresh spring field as he bounced through the field, staying no more than twenty feet in front of Vanhail and occasionally doubling back to fling himself playfully into...




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A Valentine for Dr. Sloth
"It is my opinion that the residents of this Space Station fear me enough to do anything I say, and I say that they must love me. And further, I say that they must demonstrate their love for me this year by making and sending me Valentines."

by mamasimios

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The Rose
"Sir?"

So engrossed was Sir Lucian Silveste in pruning his precious rose bush that in his surprise, he snipped off one of the red blossoms.

by precious_katuch14


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Quentin Calamity: Beyond the Storm - Part Three
"There's something about seeing a forest with asparagus stalks instead of trees that just sort of makes you a little impressed."

by haimoku

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Eisian and the Amulet of Thilg: Part Two
"When Shkanum-Da returns, you will be the first Neopet he takes his revenge on," she warned.

by thropp

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An Oh Dear... Valentines Day!
Even Caira can enjoy Valentines Day!

Art by abigail_78

by xox_cloud_xox


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Unloved
It's hard being a ghost pet.

by _pokemon12_63



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