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Pumping Up: How To Effectively Train Your Neopet

Did you know that in the old days, Faerie Quests were not random?

by allielle
Feel the Love

On Valentine's Day, one of the most popular things to do is to show your friends on Neopets how much you love being their friend.

by cheeseworld101
Your Complete Guide to NC Trading!

You're sure it's a Neocash item, but if you can't buy it, how can you get it?

The answer is simple: Neocash Trading.

by roboticc

Secrets of the Pound Chat

I have collected a great deal of notions that all seem to factor into the supposed "value" of a pet.

by teaspill
Preparing For a New Family Member

There are several steps to preparing yourself—as well as the rest of your family—to welcome home the newest member of the family.

by eggo__mini92
Great Beauty Bargains

If you want your pets to look their finest, a trip to the Beauty Parlour is in order!

by alt1981black
Thoughtful Gift Giving

I have decided to compile this list of surprisingly thoughtful gift ideas that will leave your loved ones feeling special and, well... loved!

by vvhisper
Gifts to Show Your Un-Valentine That You Don't Care

This list will help you complete all your Un-Valentines Day shopping!

by popolopolis_the_3rd_
Rock Paper Scissors - A Study

Actually, it is not random.

by weaponstar
Zap-and-Pounding - Does It Work?

I decided to perform a quick study to see what happens to pounded pets.

by elly042
Celebrating Shenkuu Style: Lunar Festival Fun

Since its beginning, the Shenkuu Lunar Festival has been one of my favourite celebrations, simply for its impeccable beauty!

by giggilogalmewmew
Surviving the Season: Anti-Valentine's Gifts

Unless you have booked a solitary cave in advance, you will no doubt be expected (and forced) to partake in this sickening holiday by your neofamily.

by neom_777
 
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"The Tale of the Odd Valentine" by dragonstorm_75
A broken chair was dragged into the hall, its cushions tearing apart in some places to reveal the hidden springs. In the chair sat an ambiguous form, blue and translucent, gripping the arms of the chair with its formless limbs. Other than the crackling hisses and snaps of the fire, and the pitter patter of rain outside with the occasional thunder, there was a comfortable silence. "I am alone..."




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Simple Things
Snow whirled around the airship. Blizzard conditions, the captain had said when they'd entered the storm.

by kittengriffin

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The Tale of the Odd Valentine
The Jelly Chia flipped the note in his gelatinous paws, his thoughts in turmoil. He had read it hundreds of times now, but the concept of a 'valentine' eluded him.

by dragonstorm_75

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Above The Ashes: Part Nine
The silence felt louder than the explosion that had rocked the cave just moments before.

Also by imogenweasley. Art by imogenweasley.

by dan4884


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Quentin Calamity: Beyond the Storm - Part Three
"There's something about seeing a forest with asparagus stalks instead of trees that just sort of makes you a little impressed."

by haimoku

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Land of Pacman
Ouch.

by pacmanite

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The Renegade Comic - Weakling Feeling
Feelings are for weaklings! ...But only sometimes ;) Happy Valentines Day!

by renegade_kitty



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