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Profit: What It Means For You

Profit is simply making more money than you spend.

by csayer89
Bread: The Best Thing Since...

What is so special about sliced bread?

by danceswithpampers
Sutek's Tomb: Puzzle of the Gebmid

To this day, the puzzle of the strange symbols on the entrance to Sutek's tomb has not been broken...

by __questions__
Top Ten Mushrooms

Mushrooms are awesome, and these mushrooms are more awesome than normal!

by emmabat_3
What Should You Do When the Zombies Attack?

Today we will discuss the first step in any zombie plan, the Survival Kit.

by darkness_kitten
Jhudora-Themed Items - A Deeper Look

Happy Jhudora Day!

by xilimirg
A Reader's Guide to Jhudora

Who can claim to understand the heart of a Dark Faerie? And what of the darkest faerie of them all, the incomparable Jhudora?

by mamasimios
How to Celebrate Jhudora Day in Style

Oh sure, Jhudora appears menacing and malicious from the outside.

by allielle
JHUDORA PWNS

In celebration of Jhudora's Day, 11 reasons why Jhudora is better than Illusen.

by rock_star_megs
 
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"True to Yourself" by xblkroses4everx
"Please? I want to be just like Cc," he said softly, tears swelling up in his large blue eyes. I hated to watch the scene, so naturally I offered to buy them as a gift. Rofls admiring Cc was too cute to pass up. Fen or myself thought nothing of the fact he wanted to be 'just like Cc'. I also thought he looked adorable...




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The Art of Self-Centering
A neopet, green in color and a Kougra by nature, hurried down a long and winding pathway, directed towards Faerie City...

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Balthazar's Best Friend
The youngest ones are easiest to catch.

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Magical Evil: Part Five
"None of you are allowed in there," one of the guards said – a ferocious-looking Gelert. He glared at them.

by sapphirekira

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Quentin Calamity: Beyond the Storm - Part Two
They reached the crest of the hill together and together had to stop dead in their tracks, so fantastic was the view beyond.

by haimoku

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Talk About Random
In the high mountains of Shenkuu...

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Contemptible Ways Part 3
A cheap fire ring can do that?!?!

by contemptible



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