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Profit: What It Means For You

Profit is simply making more money than you spend.

by csayer89
Bread: The Best Thing Since...

What is so special about sliced bread?

by danceswithpampers
Sutek's Tomb: Puzzle of the Gebmid

To this day, the puzzle of the strange symbols on the entrance to Sutek's tomb has not been broken...

by __questions__
Top Ten Mushrooms

Mushrooms are awesome, and these mushrooms are more awesome than normal!

by emmabat_3
What Should You Do When the Zombies Attack?

Today we will discuss the first step in any zombie plan, the Survival Kit.

by darkness_kitten
Jhudora-Themed Items - A Deeper Look

Happy Jhudora Day!

by xilimirg
A Reader's Guide to Jhudora

Who can claim to understand the heart of a Dark Faerie? And what of the darkest faerie of them all, the incomparable Jhudora?

by mamasimios
How to Celebrate Jhudora Day in Style

Oh sure, Jhudora appears menacing and malicious from the outside.

by allielle

In celebration of Jhudora's Day, 11 reasons why Jhudora is better than Illusen.

by rock_star_megs
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When the Zombies Attack

This is a question that all inhabitants of Neopia should be asking themselves. With the emergence of zombie pets, I'm sure all Neopians have one thing on their minds: what to do when the zombies eventually try and take over Neopia. As scary as it sounds, there is no doubt that this will one day happen. True, there are only a few specimens at this point, but as we all know, zombie numbers can swell to overwhelming proportions in a short time. Preparation is the key to surviving...

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The Prophecy Faeries: Part Three
Rutherford marched Bernadette down the hall to his office without speaking. Bernadette knew she was in big trouble.

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The Runaway
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Just Crazy
And that is why~

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