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Profit: What It Means For You

Profit is simply making more money than you spend.

by csayer89
Bread: The Best Thing Since...

What is so special about sliced bread?

by danceswithpampers
Sutek's Tomb: Puzzle of the Gebmid

To this day, the puzzle of the strange symbols on the entrance to Sutek's tomb has not been broken...

by __questions__
Top Ten Mushrooms

Mushrooms are awesome, and these mushrooms are more awesome than normal!

by emmabat_3
What Should You Do When the Zombies Attack?

Today we will discuss the first step in any zombie plan, the Survival Kit.

by darkness_kitten
Jhudora-Themed Items - A Deeper Look

Happy Jhudora Day!

by xilimirg
A Reader's Guide to Jhudora

Who can claim to understand the heart of a Dark Faerie? And what of the darkest faerie of them all, the incomparable Jhudora?

by mamasimios
How to Celebrate Jhudora Day in Style

Oh sure, Jhudora appears menacing and malicious from the outside.

by allielle
JHUDORA PWNS

In celebration of Jhudora's Day, 11 reasons why Jhudora is better than Illusen.

by rock_star_megs
 
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"Letters to the Editor" by larkspurlane
Dear Editor, Please excuse the flurry of small joyous forest creatures that delivered this letter. I hope they did not leave any accidents on your desk. I am taking advantage of this Jhudora-day special edition of the Neopian Times to send out a public service announcement for the good of Neopia...




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The Art of Self-Centering
A neopet, green in color and a Kougra by nature, hurried down a long and winding pathway, directed towards Faerie City...

by neopian_writer100

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Shadows of Light, a Faerieland Legend
It is impossible to create harmony if everyone sings the same note...

by dragon10044

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Eisian and the Amulet of Thilg: Part One
When an evil ancient pharaoh is released, only a young princess stands between him and control of the Lost Desert.

by thropp

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Above The Ashes: Part Eight
"Kyruggi!" Lula called from the top of the crater, just as the Kyrii was about to dart into the cave. "Wait!"

Also by imogenweasley. Art by imogenweasley.

by dan4884


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Four Neopets and a Wolf-Girl
*Heh* kids....

by isinor

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Maraqua
The best place to be is underwater.

by _howdyho124



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