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1K Gaming: A Personal Approach

I've got a system for earning maximum NP through games for the time I spend in Neopia each day.

by redoakcove
Scoring Big in The Haunted Shootery!

The sides of the wagon open up and guess what, you're at a shooting gallery! How wonderful.

by _zscd___
The Average Neopian: Nine Years Later

There's a certain stigma for users who joined before 2002. When users see these lookups, most expect that these accounts have either been abandoned, or if active, then the owners are filthy rich...

by cherriepoof
The Savvy Stockbroker's Guide

Your Stock Portfolio is where all your current stocks are located. There are currently 43 stocks to buy in the market, so you have plenty to choose from.

Also by suzerz

by grapesourhorse

Jelly World - For the Last Time!!!

Dear readers, I am about to prove beyond a doubt that Jelly World could not possibly exist.

by writingkid
A Guide to Affordable Healthcare

This guide was created to help Neopians who are unable to afford expensive treatments and medicines to help their poor Neopets.

by elemental_blessed
Deciphering the Dome: Bombs Away!

Bombs are one of your basic Battledome item types.

Written with nightwind_292

by stoicjohn

Draik Eggs: Brunch, Lunch... Hatch?

There's nothing quite like a good ol' Draik Egg for breakfast, don't you agree?

by danceswithpampers
Top 10 Notable Neopets That Go Unthanked by the Public

I'd like to salute them for their jobs and hard work efforts with this nifty little article...

by lynnalice
Tips to Design Your Very Own Cave using CaveMaker

Need help designing a level for Hannah and the Pirate Caves? If so, this guide to CaveMaker is here to help!

by jesseduhlonghorn
 
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"The Day Neopets Was Down" by silly51366507
It had come to the attention of mostly everyone in Neopia that for some reason, many Neopets and even a few Petpets ate Petpets. Cannibals! So invitations were sent out. They went to Grarrls, Skeiths, Jetsams, and even a few Lupes. They also went out to the most famous of Petpet eaters, Florg, the Turmaculus, and Balthazar...




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The Day Neopets Was Down
From the beginning, everyone knew this meeting would end horribly.

by silly51366507

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Another Bathroom, Please
"By the time she gets out, it'll be time for school. There's just not enough time for all of us to have a shower before we leave."

by littlest_wiley

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Sands of Time: The Beginning - Part Three
The Lutari stared at her quizzically. "Metthallion? Who is that?"

Aspire intervened. "She means the Supreme Ruler."

by lovesdogsago


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Hearts of Fire: Part Two
Carmen helped Niklausse up onto the top of the escape pod. They both squinted in the early-morning sunshine – they weren't used to it at all after a few years on the Space Station.

by saphira_27

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Clueless
The clueless gift giver strikes again...

by dlandwehrs4816

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Toothy
They'll never get the avatar at this rate.

by tacosquirrel



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