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1K Gaming: A Personal Approach

I've got a system for earning maximum NP through games for the time I spend in Neopia each day.

by redoakcove
Scoring Big in The Haunted Shootery!

The sides of the wagon open up and guess what, you're at a shooting gallery! How wonderful.

by _zscd___
The Average Neopian: Nine Years Later

There's a certain stigma for users who joined before 2002. When users see these lookups, most expect that these accounts have either been abandoned, or if active, then the owners are filthy rich...

by cherriepoof
The Savvy Stockbroker's Guide

Your Stock Portfolio is where all your current stocks are located. There are currently 43 stocks to buy in the market, so you have plenty to choose from.

Also by suzerz

by grapesourhorse

Jelly World - For the Last Time!!!

Dear readers, I am about to prove beyond a doubt that Jelly World could not possibly exist.

by writingkid
A Guide to Affordable Healthcare

This guide was created to help Neopians who are unable to afford expensive treatments and medicines to help their poor Neopets.

by elemental_blessed
Deciphering the Dome: Bombs Away!

Bombs are one of your basic Battledome item types.

Written with nightwind_292

by stoicjohn

Draik Eggs: Brunch, Lunch... Hatch?

There's nothing quite like a good ol' Draik Egg for breakfast, don't you agree?

by danceswithpampers
Top 10 Notable Neopets That Go Unthanked by the Public

I'd like to salute them for their jobs and hard work efforts with this nifty little article...

by lynnalice
Tips to Design Your Very Own Cave using CaveMaker

Need help designing a level for Hannah and the Pirate Caves? If so, this guide to CaveMaker is here to help!

by jesseduhlonghorn
 
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"Pilot" by alpha_squadron_166
My right leg was bruised and I was covered in gravel. My backpack that I carried looked like it was thrown in a trash can. That's because it was thrown in a trash can. Hi, my name is Anon. I am a baby Acara. My owner's name is Norman and I'm his only pet. In case you're wondering what I am talking about, I just got bullied by three other pets. Their names are Joe, Mackie and Paul...




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The Whimton Musicians
There was a Wall on the west side of Whimton that separated us from the plains between the town and the Haunted Woods. It was that same gloomy gray shade as the rest of Whimton, and nobody really knew why it was there.

by catofparadise

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The Magma is Always Hotter
"Well, it would suit your personality," joked his sister Split, a strawberry Gelert. "You do have a hot temper, after all."

by hc_huggle

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The Captain's Son: Part Four
"No! My friends, we have to stop him! He must not give the Amulet to Auduna!" Albatross cried, sprinting after Havelock...

by winterhome

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The Prophecy Faeries: Part One
An earth faerie walked down the crowded halls of Faerie Heights Academy of Magical Study, an immense pile of books stacked in her arms.

by alex313

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Not Quite Heroic
A young Bori sets out to make Neopia a safer place, but ends up biting off more than he can chew.

by restoring

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Kiochi-Kiko
Kikos float?

by chibino



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