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Dirty (and/or Explosive) Jobs of the Games Room

These poor hardworking Neopets have become forgotten. They do the jobs nobody notices, yet without them, the Games Room could never function.

by kateee366
The Pompadour Plunger: A guide to Petpet Plunge

You control the Maraquan petpets to collect all the treasure. You are given 4 shots on each level...

by bartdrunkeys
10 Tips for Successful Worm Hunting

Worm hunting is simple, and a frequent pastime of Moltaran children, requiring as it does only an empty lantern and plenty of time.

by redoakcove
The Neocola Conspiracy

Now with 100% more items of doom!

by dandelioncupcake
The Month of Sleeping

It's the Month of Sleeping! So what am I going to write about, I wonder? Those things you sleep in... BEDS. Yes, this is a bed review.

by rck2002
The Sloth Conspiracy

In honour of Sloth Appreciation Day, a few conspiracies that Sloth may or may not be responsible for.

by rock_star_megs
A Guide to Mutant Pets

How did mutant pets ever come into existence in Neopia? It's said that long, long ago, inside of a very dark laboratory, Dr. Sloth spent many long hours working with many strange ingredients...

by alt1981black
Dr. Frank Sloth: An Interview

Don't run and hide, little minion, I have a story to tell about Neopian Domination V2010.

by xilimirg
 
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"Grundos, Rocks, and Other Things" by crazy_holly_ii
The orange Grundo of Spacerocked! looked at his missiles. Two rocks, that was fine, but instead of a third rock, like any self-respecting sling-shooter would need, he had... a book. A book wasn't going to go very far, but at least it was better than an empty Neocola can. The Grundo sighed...




Other Stories


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A Cracked Bottle of Sand
No one would want to pick a plain old thing like me. No one cared for what I once held, or what I used to be.

by fluffylopbunny

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The Magical Faellie
"I'm trying to create a potion for the 'make your own potion' contest. It has to be original, and I'm not allowed to look at any spell or magical potion books..."

by luna4400

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Irregular Bane: Part Six
She smirked, showing long teeth in a ghoulish grin. "What's the matter, Cybunny? Not so brave and daring when I'm awake, eh?"

Art by saro_the_legendaerie

by saro_the_legendaerie


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The Fallen: Faint-Hearted - Part Three
He hadn't been certain where he'd go, though he wagered to stay within the Woods. Neopians were still a little wary of Werelupes...

by ayame_23

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Jelly World...?
You know how...

by chasingwindmills

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Islander Tails ~ A Day at the Haunted Woods
We'll catch up later...

Art by sethcrocodile

by augiboo7




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