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Dirty (and/or Explosive) Jobs of the Games Room

These poor hardworking Neopets have become forgotten. They do the jobs nobody notices, yet without them, the Games Room could never function.

by kateee366
The Pompadour Plunger: A guide to Petpet Plunge

You control the Maraquan petpets to collect all the treasure. You are given 4 shots on each level...

by bartdrunkeys
10 Tips for Successful Worm Hunting

Worm hunting is simple, and a frequent pastime of Moltaran children, requiring as it does only an empty lantern and plenty of time.

by redoakcove
The Neocola Conspiracy

Now with 100% more items of doom!

by dandelioncupcake
The Month of Sleeping

It's the Month of Sleeping! So what am I going to write about, I wonder? Those things you sleep in... BEDS. Yes, this is a bed review.

by rck2002
The Sloth Conspiracy

In honour of Sloth Appreciation Day, a few conspiracies that Sloth may or may not be responsible for.

by rock_star_megs
A Guide to Mutant Pets

How did mutant pets ever come into existence in Neopia? It's said that long, long ago, inside of a very dark laboratory, Dr. Sloth spent many long hours working with many strange ingredients...

by alt1981black
Dr. Frank Sloth: An Interview

Don't run and hide, little minion, I have a story to tell about Neopian Domination V2010.

by xilimirg
 
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"Worth a Thousand Words" by kittengriffin
Dr. Death nodded absently. "She's worth a thousand words."

"Not Neopoints?" The Grundo reached a finger through his cage, tapping the sign on his door. "Everyone else is up for those."

"We get enough of those," Dr. Death said, turning to the cages on the other side of the aisle...




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A Cracked Bottle of Sand
No one would want to pick a plain old thing like me. No one cared for what I once held, or what I used to be.

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Grundos, Rocks, and Other Things
He was loaded into the orange Grundo's slingshot, and suddenly found himself airborne. If he had had eyes, he would have closed them, very tightly.

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Magical Evil: Part Two
In fact, there were no sorcerers or sorceresses in Brightvale, and hadn't been for over two centuries.

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Difficulties: Part Seven
I had been on my own for almost two weeks, and I hadn't seen Elisa since the day she dropped me off on Mystery Island.

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Kukai's Corny Jokes #1
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