|Reporting live from Neopia
||Issue: 426 | 15th day of Sleeping, Y12
|Dirty (and/or Explosive) Jobs of the Games RoomThese poor hardworking Neopets have become forgotten. They do the jobs nobody notices, yet without them, the Games Room could never function. |
|The Pompadour Plunger: A guide to Petpet PlungeYou control the Maraquan petpets to collect all the treasure. You are given 4 shots on each level...|
|10 Tips for Successful Worm HuntingWorm hunting is simple, and a frequent pastime of Moltaran children, requiring as it does only an empty lantern and plenty of time. |
|The Neocola ConspiracyNow with 100% more items of doom!|
|The Month of SleepingIt's the Month of Sleeping! So what am I going to write about, I wonder? Those things you sleep in... BEDS. Yes, this is a bed review.|
|The Sloth ConspiracyIn honour of Sloth Appreciation Day, a few conspiracies that Sloth may or may not be responsible for.|
|A Guide to Mutant PetsHow did mutant pets ever come into existence in Neopia? It's said that long, long ago, inside of a very dark laboratory, Dr. Sloth spent many long hours working with many strange ingredients...|
|Dr. Frank Sloth: An InterviewDon't run and hide, little minion, I have a story to tell about Neopian Domination V2010. |
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"Grundos, Rocks, and Other Things" by crazy_holly_ii
The orange Grundo of Spacerocked! looked at his missiles. Two rocks, that was fine, but instead of a third rock, like any self-respecting sling-shooter would need, he had... a book. A book wasn't going to go very far, but at least it was better than an empty Neocola can. The Grundo sighed...
When you walk into your younger sibling's room and find it replaced by something called "Mission Control", the only rational explanation is that you're still dreaming.
|Yuletide Witches: Part Four|
The Baby Yurble giggled at the sight of Edna. "The Shoyru sapped him of all his powers; he's been left as nothing more than an infant," Chestnut explained.
|Hearts of Fire: Part One|
She crept into one of the narrow corridors of the Virtupets Space Station. The only light came from the intermittent blinks of the status buttons...
So... Maybe that was a poor choice for a Christmas present for Rage....