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Say What? A Guide to Techo Says

I have a great memory! I think.

by jimmeh_teh_sock_boy
Unis, Part I: Their Biology

Science made easy.

by fictiongirl45
A Discarding Discussion: Where Does it All Go?

I realized something wasn't adding up. In theory, there should be discarded items everywhere!

by lutari_lover_555
Faerie Cloud Racer – A Beginners Guide

A helpful guide for those wanting to master the new Extreme Faerie Cloud Racers game.

by iceavolanche
Reset Day is the Trophy of the Month

Get some tips to getting one of these wonderful user look-up ornaments.

Also by jblase

by xilimirg

The Good Neohome

It is easy and inexpensive to create a neohome! Here are some tips!

by purple_ranger16
Go Go Go Play Go! Go! Go!

If you have the patience to stick it out, you'll walk home with a trophy in less than an hour, guaranteed!

by xfzunx
All Neopian Failures: How to get the Halloween Theme

Your alarm clock has been set to twelve o'clock AM NST, and your eyes stay glued to the clock...

by christian_boy_cookie
Usuls: The Best Neopet Ever!

I'll share with you the top 10 reasons I just totally love Usuls.

by tiickled
How to Make the Best Out of Half Price Day

First of all, you will need to have an idea of which shops sell items that are easier to restock.

by spitfirz90
 
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"The Shadow of Neopia" by amitybelle
The rest are asleep because, really, it's the sensible thing to be doing in the middle of the night. But not me. Which is a good thing. Because if I had been safe at home, tucked up in bed like a sensible Neopian, I wouldn't have this story to share. It was a...




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The Turkey Day Adventure
The silly Acara had forgotten to put food in his bowl again. With an irritated chirp, the gobbler began to peck at one of her shoestrings.

by dlandwehrs4816

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A New Breed of Heroine
But she was here to prove something. To herself. The rest of Neopia may judge her, but she wasn't doing this for them.

by sylviau

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The Return of Sloth: The Musical! - Part Seven
Parlax: It wasn't my fault; I tell you, sir,

Some unexpected things occurred.

by rosabellk


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The Traitor: Part Twelve
"Sly, Tricks and Duplicity – the infamous trio of enchanters who once attempted to seize control of Meridell Castle. They succeeded, and in fact they ruled for some years..."

by jokerhahaazzz

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Sleeping Usul
Z z z...

by brushfire_fairytales

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Faerie Follies: Illusen
Illusen hasn't got much confidence in us. Idea by epode

by ivie_outrage



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