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So You Want to Wear that Poet's Hat?

We've all seen how cool it would be to have your name resting in bold on top of a hunk of italicized, impressive-looking text.

by _razcalz_
Tourism on Mystery Island: Completely Overrated

I recently spent some time on the shores of Mystery Island, and it proved to be one of the most awkward and enraging weeks through which I have ever lived.

by linkwarrior223
Ten Helpful Hints and Tips For the Elusive Petpetsitter

Some tips to help you get this avatar as quickly and painlessly as possible.

by xxmallory_xx
The Totally Terrific Tastiness of 10!

A somewhat lengthy list of fun facts and odd bits of trivia pertaining to the "magical" number 10.

by tyleraapje
Cloud Raiders Guide

Does this game seem hard to you?

by lasley214
10 Crazy Things About the Rainbow Pool

No, seriously. 100% of that stuff is true! Look for yourself! P.S. They haven't locked me in the asylum yet! Yay!

by lovesdogsago
Pterawho?

The Pteri is a bird like neopet that originated from Tyrannia...

by druselia
Top 7 Events from 10 Years of Neopets

It has been a whole decade since Neopia was created, and to celebrate, I have put together the top 7 most defining and well known moments and events...

by charlie_ryan
Ten MORE Questions We May Never Find the Answers To

Who are all these Blumaroos passing me while I play Dice-A-Roo?

by silvernonsense
Top Ten Ways to Celebrate Neopets' Birthday

You don't need a huge party to have fun on Neopets' birthday!

by ellbot1998
 
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"A Nice Little Cottage" by insaanity101
Have they left? Have they placed themselves in the pound? Has someone taken them? Panic filled me. But then a clicking sound came from the doorknob. It slowly swung open to reveal...




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At Last
Years and years had passed since Nereid been in the ocean.

by blackwell

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Coltzan's Midnight Guests
"How do we know where the shadow is taking us? What if it's leading us to those horrible traps that are put in shrines like these?"

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by coookie18471


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Inheritance: Part Five
"We can't take her with us to Altador," said the Ambassador...

by shadow_sabre_

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How to Save the World of Insurance in Six Easy Parts: Part Two
"Me, sir?" Oscar gasped. "How am I supposed to save the world of insurance?"

by herdygerdy

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Paintbrush Complaints
Haven't you ever wondered how Maraquan pets get around?

by howstrange

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~Juniper Sage~
On the ultimate quest for a perfect school picture...

by crabcake123



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