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So You Want to Wear that Poet's Hat?

We've all seen how cool it would be to have your name resting in bold on top of a hunk of italicized, impressive-looking text.

by _razcalz_
Tourism on Mystery Island: Completely Overrated

I recently spent some time on the shores of Mystery Island, and it proved to be one of the most awkward and enraging weeks through which I have ever lived.

by linkwarrior223
Ten Helpful Hints and Tips For the Elusive Petpetsitter

Some tips to help you get this avatar as quickly and painlessly as possible.

by xxmallory_xx
The Totally Terrific Tastiness of 10!

A somewhat lengthy list of fun facts and odd bits of trivia pertaining to the "magical" number 10.

by tyleraapje
Cloud Raiders Guide

Does this game seem hard to you?

by lasley214
10 Crazy Things About the Rainbow Pool

No, seriously. 100% of that stuff is true! Look for yourself! P.S. They haven't locked me in the asylum yet! Yay!

by lovesdogsago
Pterawho?

The Pteri is a bird like neopet that originated from Tyrannia...

by druselia
Top 7 Events from 10 Years of Neopets

It has been a whole decade since Neopia was created, and to celebrate, I have put together the top 7 most defining and well known moments and events...

by charlie_ryan
Ten MORE Questions We May Never Find the Answers To

Who are all these Blumaroos passing me while I play Dice-A-Roo?

by silvernonsense
Top Ten Ways to Celebrate Neopets' Birthday

You don't need a huge party to have fun on Neopets' birthday!

by ellbot1998
 
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Ways to Celebrate



You suddenly realize what day it is! Oh no, you forgot to plan a party! No worries. You don't have to worry about planning anything big, with all your friends who play Neopets, with a huge cake with pictures of your favorite pets on it; in fact, here are the top ten ways to have your own little bash, just you and your own pets. Let the festivities begin!



Other Stories


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The Largest Shop
"We just can't afford to keep the shop running," Lilith replied quietly.

by chocolate_fudge7

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How Howard Found His Smile
All his fellows at the Neopian Pound agreed that he was the greyest neopet they had ever met.

by akalanka90210

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The Sisterhood Of The Travelling Broomsticks: Part Three
"No wonder witches are feared," Marie said, a chill creeping up her spine at what she could be – what she would be.

by buds_and_authors

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The Return of Sloth: The Musical! - Part Five
Space Faerie: I'm calling from an enormous distance

To give a message to the Resistance.

It's become clear that I was tricked,

So I can't aid in the conflict.

by rosabellk


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A Neo Look
...at Neopia's Trees

by jewelia52

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Common Sense Not Included
MUHAAHAHA!!

by shadeslayer96



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