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The Neopian Food Review: Faerie Foods

The final review: good or bad?

by mrpanda1
Paintbrush Quiz

Which paintbrush fits you!

by hallie035
The Kyrii's Mane Thought

What actually goes in a Kyrii's head?

by 11335kl
Nimmo's Pond Guide

Nimmo's Pond is a neverending battle to clear the Nimmo pond! The object is to destroy all the lily pads in each level...

by kimchica
Getting the Most Out of The Shop Wizard

The Shop Wizard is widely used and often under appreciated.

by saphireblue3
Economics 101

To begin to understand this principle, let's start with a situation we've all experienced.

by darkdragoon772
Markove's Interview With Eliv Thade

I had to dust and vacuum the library looking for his "Shield of Pion Troect," which is ancient Maraquan for "over-sized bookmark."

by selenial
Geos: A Game for Monthly Fun

The rules of Geos are very simple. Each player gets to place a piece on the board, taking turns.

by terragainsborough
13 Halloween Avatars

Thirteen must-have avatars just for Halloween!

by yampuff
 
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"Yurble Tales: Tale #12" by lamelallama
"What place do ye think this is eh, Meri Acres farm?! Wait till I catch ye, I'll be sure to teach ye one of life's mighty vital lessons, one not found in a Booktastic book even- STAY OFF MY LAND!" The brown Yurble scowled, and spat smartly out at the country road that ran alongside his farm. Good-for-nothing hooligans! Ruffians! Pirates! Thieves!




Other Stories


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Scars: Loyalty
"Yes, Gorix and Parlax were high-level agents. Yes, they took dangerous missions and accomplished them. But when Parlax gained his scar, it was completely intentional..."

by kittengriffin

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(Un)conventional Villains
"If we put all these thing-a-mabobs to use, we could, like, totally take over Neopia."

by a_purplepossum

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The Traitor: Part Seven
He stared blankly at the piece of paper he was supposed to decipher. In his present state the magical script made less sense than ever...

by jokerhahaazzz

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The Return of Sloth: The Musical! - Part Two
Garoo: What do you want, Ylana Skyfire?

[muttering under his breath] Treacherous scum, loyal for hire.

by rosabellk


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Halloween Crossover #2
Whaaaat?

Also by water_park1993

by ruby_petal


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Meerca Chase
How to play Meerca Chase

by besweethere



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