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The Neopian Food Review: Faerie Foods

The final review: good or bad?

by mrpanda1
Paintbrush Quiz

Which paintbrush fits you!

by hallie035
The Kyrii's Mane Thought

What actually goes in a Kyrii's head?

by 11335kl
Nimmo's Pond Guide

Nimmo's Pond is a neverending battle to clear the Nimmo pond! The object is to destroy all the lily pads in each level...

by kimchica
Getting the Most Out of The Shop Wizard

The Shop Wizard is widely used and often under appreciated.

by saphireblue3
Economics 101

To begin to understand this principle, let's start with a situation we've all experienced.

by darkdragoon772
Markove's Interview With Eliv Thade

I had to dust and vacuum the library looking for his "Shield of Pion Troect," which is ancient Maraquan for "over-sized bookmark."

by selenial
Geos: A Game for Monthly Fun

The rules of Geos are very simple. Each player gets to place a piece on the board, taking turns.

by terragainsborough
13 Halloween Avatars

Thirteen must-have avatars just for Halloween!

by yampuff
 
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Interview: Eliv Thade



First, I had to go into that creepy old haunted house. Then I had to convince Mr. Smarty-robes to accept the interview. And after the interview, he still insisted that I had to do some weird ritual to put his soul at rest (AKA find that book that he's been wanting to finish for so long and the kitchen knife so that he can snack on apple slices while he reads), which meant that I had to dust and vacuum the library looking for his "Shield of Pion Troect," which is ancient Maraquan for "over-sized bookmark..."



Other Stories


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(Un)conventional Villains
"If we put all these thing-a-mabobs to use, we could, like, totally take over Neopia."

by a_purplepossum

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The Argument
Suddenly, two Draiks appeared, both in sweeping robes of the colors white, gold and green...

by dragonstorm_75

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Stranded!: Part Three
"I think that we should split up and each go in one direction. We can meet back here at dark."

Also by brookeppg

by matilda_39


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The Return of Sloth: The Musical! - Part Two
Garoo: What do you want, Ylana Skyfire?

[muttering under his breath] Treacherous scum, loyal for hire.

by rosabellk


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Paint Job Pains
I need apples, pears, and an orange.

by cm_law

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Starry Stuff; Halloween Issue Part 3
Awww... She doesn't look that guilty.

by marilltachiquin



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