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The Impending Apocalypse, How to Prepare Yourself

Neopia is a world constantly on the brink of destruction. And that is why you need this information.

by aevenanil
Guild-Hopper's Guide to Finding the Perfect Guild

What's the secret to finding the perfect guild?

by angelacaprio115
A Guide to Advanced Fonts

Let's get a better understanding of what makes fonts look polished and tasteful.

by jj2277
The Pound Chat (Jazzy style)- The Lingo Edition

This board has it all and more, but the most confusing part is of course getting to know the lingo.

by chrissy468141
An Interview with Punchbag Bob

Eeryone says all that's in my head is straw... but I'm sure I'm not the only one made of straw who has a brain....

by neptune_star17
Around the World in 80 Souffl├ęs: Part 1

One will be sampling the delights and disappointments of a number of fine establishments and then chronicling the experience here for all of you to share in, saving you the wrath of potential food poisoning and the embarrassment of being seen in completely the wrong place.

by horripilated
 
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"The Phantom Stylists" by olim333
I could smell something that smelt like steam and a hair dressing salon coming from my Cybunny's room. I burst in and found her straightening Spike, my baby Tonu's mane while he was playing with his teddy bear. "SAKURA, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!" I screamed...




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Such a Snotty Grundo
"Hey, look on the bright side, Xeto. They could be serving orders of Grundo Toes again."

by dlandwehrs4816

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Wohm: The Reluctant Hero
"Who are you?" Fyora demanded. "What am I doing here?"

by mamasimios

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Issue 400: A Confession - Part Three
Zylaa didn't report me right away. She seemed rather startled by my candid reply to her question, but she didn't go running to the nearest guard.

Also by sariphe

by chocolateisamust


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Unforeseen Adventures: The Tomb - Part Four
Dan tried not to panic as torrents of water continued to pour into the room.

by meghen200

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Jack of all Trades
Fire Pets

by robbiepants

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Magic Word
Maybe he's just not a morning person....

by christa_iz_cool



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