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The Impending Apocalypse, How to Prepare Yourself

Neopia is a world constantly on the brink of destruction. And that is why you need this information.

by aevenanil
Guild-Hopper's Guide to Finding the Perfect Guild

What's the secret to finding the perfect guild?

by angelacaprio115
A Guide to Advanced Fonts

Let's get a better understanding of what makes fonts look polished and tasteful.

by jj2277
The Pound Chat (Jazzy style)- The Lingo Edition

This board has it all and more, but the most confusing part is of course getting to know the lingo.

by chrissy468141
An Interview with Punchbag Bob

Eeryone says all that's in my head is straw... but I'm sure I'm not the only one made of straw who has a brain....

by neptune_star17
Around the World in 80 Souffl├ęs: Part 1

One will be sampling the delights and disappointments of a number of fine establishments and then chronicling the experience here for all of you to share in, saving you the wrath of potential food poisoning and the embarrassment of being seen in completely the wrong place.

by horripilated
 
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How to Prepare For Apocalypse



There are infinite ways in which the final and inevitable destruction of Neopia may come to pass. In this article I intend to prepare you for four such possible scenarios. Future installments in order to safeguard you against the many possible sources of doom may follow, unless by then I am relocated from the Shenkuu Observatory to the Neopian Hospital for the Slightly Strange...



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Such a Snotty Grundo
"Hey, look on the bright side, Xeto. They could be serving orders of Grundo Toes again."

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Ten Neggs Sat on a Shelf
It was night time in the Neggery, and ten Neggs sat on a shelf quietly, thinking to themselves.

by rosabellk

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Molly - Back to The Box: Part Five
"This week I am running a special competition. You get all your normal prizes, but whoever does the best hit this week also gets an amazing faerie meowclops!"

by orlando_bloom_bigfan

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Petpet Talk: Lost Adventures in Geraptiku - Part Two
"Uh, guys, can we please focus on the task at hand?" asked Chucky, waving a paw. "We are kind of lost here, remember?"

by christmas_ice

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Tweaking Neopian Games #6
Maths Nightmare

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by myssinu


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Contemptible Ways Part 2
"I'm so miserable!"

by contemptible



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