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The Impending Apocalypse, How to Prepare Yourself

Neopia is a world constantly on the brink of destruction. And that is why you need this information.

by aevenanil
Guild-Hopper's Guide to Finding the Perfect Guild

What's the secret to finding the perfect guild?

by angelacaprio115
A Guide to Advanced Fonts

Let's get a better understanding of what makes fonts look polished and tasteful.

by jj2277
The Pound Chat (Jazzy style)- The Lingo Edition

This board has it all and more, but the most confusing part is of course getting to know the lingo.

by chrissy468141
An Interview with Punchbag Bob

Eeryone says all that's in my head is straw... but I'm sure I'm not the only one made of straw who has a brain....

by neptune_star17
Around the World in 80 Souffl├ęs: Part 1

One will be sampling the delights and disappointments of a number of fine establishments and then chronicling the experience here for all of you to share in, saving you the wrath of potential food poisoning and the embarrassment of being seen in completely the wrong place.

by horripilated
 
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How to Prepare For Apocalypse



There are infinite ways in which the final and inevitable destruction of Neopia may come to pass. In this article I intend to prepare you for four such possible scenarios. Future installments in order to safeguard you against the many possible sources of doom may follow, unless by then I am relocated from the Shenkuu Observatory to the Neopian Hospital for the Slightly Strange...



Other Stories


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Ten Neggs Sat on a Shelf
It was night time in the Neggery, and ten Neggs sat on a shelf quietly, thinking to themselves.

by rosabellk

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Best Friends for Life and Longer
I don't know what to think. Did she really write this letter to me? After everything that had happened so long ago? She wants to be friends again?

by rhosymedre

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Issue 400: A Confession - Part Three
Zylaa didn't report me right away. She seemed rather startled by my candid reply to her question, but she didn't go running to the nearest guard.

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by chocolateisamust


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Roomies 4: Part Ten
"Jesc, if you go out there, you'll be destroyed!" Jhudora shouted.

by vanessa1357924680

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Don't Look a Gift Uni in the Mouth
Funny how Maraqua is underwater....

by riverhorse6

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HOOPLA: Neopia
UGH...

by _pokemon12_63



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