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The Impending Apocalypse, How to Prepare Yourself

Neopia is a world constantly on the brink of destruction. And that is why you need this information.

by aevenanil
Guild-Hopper's Guide to Finding the Perfect Guild

What's the secret to finding the perfect guild?

by angelacaprio115
A Guide to Advanced Fonts

Let's get a better understanding of what makes fonts look polished and tasteful.

by jj2277
The Pound Chat (Jazzy style)- The Lingo Edition

This board has it all and more, but the most confusing part is of course getting to know the lingo.

by chrissy468141
An Interview with Punchbag Bob

Eeryone says all that's in my head is straw... but I'm sure I'm not the only one made of straw who has a brain....

by neptune_star17
Around the World in 80 Souffl├ęs: Part 1

One will be sampling the delights and disappointments of a number of fine establishments and then chronicling the experience here for all of you to share in, saving you the wrath of potential food poisoning and the embarrassment of being seen in completely the wrong place.

by horripilated
 
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"The Phantom Stylists" by olim333
I could smell something that smelt like steam and a hair dressing salon coming from my Cybunny's room. I burst in and found her straightening Spike, my baby Tonu's mane while he was playing with his teddy bear. "SAKURA, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!" I screamed...




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Such a Snotty Grundo
"Hey, look on the bright side, Xeto. They could be serving orders of Grundo Toes again."

by dlandwehrs4816

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Banana Cream Coffee
He looked up briefly from the thick pages. "I'm afraid this one isn't for sale. I'm in the middle of reading it myself," he explained.

by moonclasp

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The Adventures of Lucy: Part Four
"Goodbye, Hannah," I said quietly, giving her a sincere hug. "You'll write me, won't you?"

by majikel

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Roomies 4: Part Ten
"Jesc, if you go out there, you'll be destroyed!" Jhudora shouted.

by vanessa1357924680

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Jolly Good
Ten gallons of pure AWESOME.

by continuousspectrum

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Chickaroo: Gobblering Out?
Starring Shapipp and Rawrilavi

by kittytoes



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