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The Impending Apocalypse, How to Prepare Yourself

Neopia is a world constantly on the brink of destruction. And that is why you need this information.

by aevenanil
Guild-Hopper's Guide to Finding the Perfect Guild

What's the secret to finding the perfect guild?

by angelacaprio115
A Guide to Advanced Fonts

Let's get a better understanding of what makes fonts look polished and tasteful.

by jj2277
The Pound Chat (Jazzy style)- The Lingo Edition

This board has it all and more, but the most confusing part is of course getting to know the lingo.

by chrissy468141
An Interview with Punchbag Bob

Eeryone says all that's in my head is straw... but I'm sure I'm not the only one made of straw who has a brain....

by neptune_star17
Around the World in 80 Souffl├ęs: Part 1

One will be sampling the delights and disappointments of a number of fine establishments and then chronicling the experience here for all of you to share in, saving you the wrath of potential food poisoning and the embarrassment of being seen in completely the wrong place.

by horripilated
 
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"Such a Snotty Grundo" by dlandwehrs4816
Nothing was worse for the maintenance Grundos than when Dr. Sloth had a dinner guest. Two Grundos were forced to serve each time, and were often used by Sloth and his villain friends as target practice. The Scientist was the worst. Last time he came he had turned the charming pink Grundo...




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Wohm: The Reluctant Hero
"Who are you?" Fyora demanded. "What am I doing here?"

by mamasimios

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Banana Cream Coffee
He looked up briefly from the thick pages. "I'm afraid this one isn't for sale. I'm in the middle of reading it myself," he explained.

by moonclasp

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The Curse: Part Ten
It occurred to him to wonder how he had gotten here, and why he had ventured out onto the road, but upon the whole it did not seem to matter very much anymore.

by jokerhahaazzz

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The Adventures of Lucy: Part Four
"Goodbye, Hannah," I said quietly, giving her a sincere hug. "You'll write me, won't you?"

by majikel

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Something Has Happened!
Deep in thought...

by yaminoto

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The Wrong Negg
Go get something valuable!

Script by marwanshah_13

by anatidaephobicneuro




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