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The Impending Apocalypse, How to Prepare Yourself

Neopia is a world constantly on the brink of destruction. And that is why you need this information.

by aevenanil
Guild-Hopper's Guide to Finding the Perfect Guild

What's the secret to finding the perfect guild?

by angelacaprio115
A Guide to Advanced Fonts

Let's get a better understanding of what makes fonts look polished and tasteful.

by jj2277
The Pound Chat (Jazzy style)- The Lingo Edition

This board has it all and more, but the most confusing part is of course getting to know the lingo.

by chrissy468141
An Interview with Punchbag Bob

Eeryone says all that's in my head is straw... but I'm sure I'm not the only one made of straw who has a brain....

by neptune_star17
Around the World in 80 Souffl├ęs: Part 1

One will be sampling the delights and disappointments of a number of fine establishments and then chronicling the experience here for all of you to share in, saving you the wrath of potential food poisoning and the embarrassment of being seen in completely the wrong place.

by horripilated
 
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How to Prepare For Apocalypse



There are infinite ways in which the final and inevitable destruction of Neopia may come to pass. In this article I intend to prepare you for four such possible scenarios. Future installments in order to safeguard you against the many possible sources of doom may follow, unless by then I am relocated from the Shenkuu Observatory to the Neopian Hospital for the Slightly Strange...



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Banana Cream Coffee
He looked up briefly from the thick pages. "I'm afraid this one isn't for sale. I'm in the middle of reading it myself," he explained.

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A Place of Rest
Slowly, ever so slowly, the stone wakes. As it does so restlessness seizes it and it trembles...

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The Messenger: Part Three
"I was thinking that maybe it had something to do with tombs, you know?"

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Molly - Back to The Box: Part Five
"This week I am running a special competition. You get all your normal prizes, but whoever does the best hit this week also gets an amazing faerie meowclops!"

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Tyrannian Ways Differ
He was just unaware...

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Chickaroo: Gobblering Out?
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