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Ten Things We Don't Know About Cap'n Threelegs

His secrets unveiled.

by kylacz
A History of Neopian Proverbs

All school and no play makes Sally a dull Usul.

by autotune
Life Without Toilet Paper?

It's time to get down to all the clever items they HAVEN'T come up with!

by indulgences
Shopkeeping: Neopian-Style

Have you ever wondered why they became shopkeepers?

by ponytail135
Popularity Is Just a Word

What about those pets at the bottom who can be created at any time and simply... aren't?

by mercyofthefallen
MumboGrundo's Personal Guide to the Neocola Machine

Assuming that you have not been put off by the possibility of a DOOM-laden event, you will need to put a Neocola Token into the Neocola Machine in order to use it.

by carrotopian
Ten Tips That Will Make Your Pets Love You!

In this article are ten tips that will make your Neopet love you!

by andrewthebestes
Orange-Tastic

Oranges are tangy, delicious and, quote, 'bursting with vitamin C.' What's not to love about them?

by madkgoser
A Guide to Help You Roll Your Dice of Destiny

Any fans of dice games will surely be delighted as this game has put a twist on most dice games you're used to playing!

by facetiousmind
 
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Popularity Is Just a Word



What did they do wrong, why do people fewer people like them than the vain Uni? Why are they not classified as "popular"? These are questions I'm sure they are constantly pondering- so I took some time to examine the 6 bottom easy-to-create pets and look through their flaws and strengths to find why they reside so low on the list and explain why Neopians may want to give them a second glance...



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The Techo Fan Supports Mystery Island!
"We've moved seats five times already, and no matter where we go, I can still hear him," an Island Blumaroo said with an aggravated sigh.

by jayo289

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The Phantom Painter: Real or Bedstory?
"Come on, you two, get into bed now and I'll tell you a story..."

by sakura_crystal_wulf

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A Very Neovian Election: Part Seven
You wish to make a deal with us? the darkness questioned...

by herdygerdy

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Antagonism: Part Two
And now Momoko was going to leave her twin brother to work for some poor human for a worthless salary?

by lion_trainer

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Tender Love & Cupcakes
In his defense, she shouldn't have built her shop to look like a soup kettle.

by tabbloza

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Tweaking Neopian Games #5
Dubloon Disaster

Art by vampirebunny180

by myssinu




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