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Ten Things We Don't Know About Cap'n Threelegs

His secrets unveiled.

by kylacz
A History of Neopian Proverbs

All school and no play makes Sally a dull Usul.

by autotune
Life Without Toilet Paper?

It's time to get down to all the clever items they HAVEN'T come up with!

by indulgences
Shopkeeping: Neopian-Style

Have you ever wondered why they became shopkeepers?

by ponytail135
Popularity Is Just a Word

What about those pets at the bottom who can be created at any time and simply... aren't?

by mercyofthefallen
MumboGrundo's Personal Guide to the Neocola Machine

Assuming that you have not been put off by the possibility of a DOOM-laden event, you will need to put a Neocola Token into the Neocola Machine in order to use it.

by carrotopian
Ten Tips That Will Make Your Pets Love You!

In this article are ten tips that will make your Neopet love you!

by andrewthebestes
Orange-Tastic

Oranges are tangy, delicious and, quote, 'bursting with vitamin C.' What's not to love about them?

by madkgoser
A Guide to Help You Roll Your Dice of Destiny

Any fans of dice games will surely be delighted as this game has put a twist on most dice games you're used to playing!

by facetiousmind
 
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"The Pirate and the Princess" by alhan_shadowseeker
From where he lay in the grass, he could see the towering coliseum where the Fourth Annual Altador Cup was taking place. Though it wouldn't be long before his favorite team, Krawk Island (naturally) would be taking the field, the forlorn Eyrie had been tasked "not to move from that spot..."




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The Phantom Painter: Real or Bedstory?
"Come on, you two, get into bed now and I'll tell you a story..."

by sakura_crystal_wulf

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What's My Gift?
Right from the start, I was a lively Ixi...

by turtle_squash

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Roomies 4: Part Nine
"Isn't this one so pretty?" Jhudora smiled dreamily, gesturing to the Faerieland model. "It's such a pretty little house..."

by vanessa1357924680

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The Curse: Part Nine
"A call for you, Mr. Lockwood," explained the Kau maid with a curtsy. "Miss Johnson wants to see you. She says it's urgent, sir – seemed very upset."

by jokerhahaazzz

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...and he changes color to...
...that's not what the purpose of an ant farm is, Lucas.

by axel_roxastoo

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A Game of Cards part 1 of 6
You can see it in her eyes.

Script by water_park1993

by thewizardess




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