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Ten Things We Don't Know About Cap'n Threelegs

His secrets unveiled.

by kylacz
A History of Neopian Proverbs

All school and no play makes Sally a dull Usul.

by autotune
Life Without Toilet Paper?

It's time to get down to all the clever items they HAVEN'T come up with!

by indulgences
Shopkeeping: Neopian-Style

Have you ever wondered why they became shopkeepers?

by ponytail135
Popularity Is Just a Word

What about those pets at the bottom who can be created at any time and simply... aren't?

by mercyofthefallen
MumboGrundo's Personal Guide to the Neocola Machine

Assuming that you have not been put off by the possibility of a DOOM-laden event, you will need to put a Neocola Token into the Neocola Machine in order to use it.

by carrotopian
Ten Tips That Will Make Your Pets Love You!

In this article are ten tips that will make your Neopet love you!

by andrewthebestes
Orange-Tastic

Oranges are tangy, delicious and, quote, 'bursting with vitamin C.' What's not to love about them?

by madkgoser
A Guide to Help You Roll Your Dice of Destiny

Any fans of dice games will surely be delighted as this game has put a twist on most dice games you're used to playing!

by facetiousmind
 
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Your Dice of Destiny



First, you are given the choice to roll either one die or two dice. After your roll, depending on the sum of numbers shown on your die or dice, you will need to choose a lever or levers numbered from 1 – 9 in order to move on and roll your next dice. For example, if you roll only one die and get a 3, you have two options for the levers.You could either click on the number 3 or the numbers 1 and 2...



Other Stories


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Letting Go
"Babolino thinks you should take a break. That you should sit out of this year's Cup."

by o_liveandlearn_o

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How the Robot Learned Love
He was a very efficient bodyguard; it was his primary directive.

by doeful

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Molly - Back to The Box: Part Four
"Sorry to bother you, but have you seen a lonely faerie meowclops anywhere?"

by orlando_bloom_bigfan

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Petpet Talk: Lost Adventures in Geraptiku - Part One
The entire family was going on a vacation to Mystery Island—for a week!

by christmas_ice

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Failed Exam
Weird.

Concept by most_lizard

by taz_241590


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Mr. Uni Goes to Roo Island
Whee?

by inflammatory



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