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Ten Things We Don't Know About Cap'n Threelegs

His secrets unveiled.

by kylacz
A History of Neopian Proverbs

All school and no play makes Sally a dull Usul.

by autotune
Life Without Toilet Paper?

It's time to get down to all the clever items they HAVEN'T come up with!

by indulgences
Shopkeeping: Neopian-Style

Have you ever wondered why they became shopkeepers?

by ponytail135
Popularity Is Just a Word

What about those pets at the bottom who can be created at any time and simply... aren't?

by mercyofthefallen
MumboGrundo's Personal Guide to the Neocola Machine

Assuming that you have not been put off by the possibility of a DOOM-laden event, you will need to put a Neocola Token into the Neocola Machine in order to use it.

by carrotopian
Ten Tips That Will Make Your Pets Love You!

In this article are ten tips that will make your Neopet love you!

by andrewthebestes
Orange-Tastic

Oranges are tangy, delicious and, quote, 'bursting with vitamin C.' What's not to love about them?

by madkgoser
A Guide to Help You Roll Your Dice of Destiny

Any fans of dice games will surely be delighted as this game has put a twist on most dice games you're used to playing!

by facetiousmind
 
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"The Techo Fan Supports Mystery Island!" by jayo289
The stadium was filled with hyperactive fans and scintillating banners, but it was two particular fans who had more than just the game filling their ears. "We've moved seats five times already, and no matter where we go, I can still hear him," an Island Blumaroo said with an aggravated sigh...




Other Stories


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Sophie versus the Altador Cup
Sophie turned to face that blue, raging Techo and demanded, "Pipe down! I can barely hear myself think."

by a_greenparrot

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Letting Go
"Babolino thinks you should take a break. That you should sit out of this year's Cup."

by o_liveandlearn_o

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Petpet Talk: Lost Adventures in Geraptiku - Part One
The entire family was going on a vacation to Mystery Island—for a week!

by christmas_ice

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James Nexis - Betrayal: Part One
Mr Marcus ignored his secretary, and instead focussed a fake smile on James. "You won't have to worry too much about rain where I'm sending you."

by punctuation_ninja

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Mr. Uni Goes to Roo Island
Whee?

by inflammatory

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HOOPLA: jelly
Stopppp!!

by _pokemon12_63



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