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|Defenders Good, Garoo BadSparkler and I are on a mission. We were sent by the Defenders of Neopia to locate Commander Garoo and bring him to justice...|
|400th NT Issue Interviews ~ Not Worth the HeadacheStrobe lights magically turn on, accompanied by streamers, confetti, bright lights, and cheesy game show music. Dr. Frank Sloth appears in the doorway...|
|Celebrate the 400th with 400NC!How best to spend your 400NC budget in celebration of the 400th edition of the Neopian Times!|
|Too Many Good EntriesThis, the so-called "TMGE," is the bane of every Neopian Times writer's existence. |
|Awesome Petpages: Beyond a Shadow of DefaultA petpage? What would anybody do with that?|
Quite a lot, as it turns out.
|400 Ways to Effectively Communicate With Your PetpetYour petpet isn't the one who doesn't make sense – you are the nonsensical one.|
|An Open Letter of Non-PraiseThe Neopian Times is in dire straits.|
|The Neopian Times PhrasesWhere did they come from? What do they mean? We are here to help in the first ever compilation of the Neopian Times Random Phrases.|
|What Neopian Holiday Are You?What Neopets festival could you be?|
|Three Ixi You Should Be Aware Of!Let us look at three of the most famous Ixi, from different parts of the globe, who have left their mark in Neopia. |
|Krawk Island Takes First In the Altador Cup IV!The Altador Cup came to a close this past Sunday, crowning Krawk Island as the fourth champion in the tournament's history.|
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"Paper Butterflies" by ralph89170
He pins the Neopian Times on his wall, frames and hangs them like butterflies. They are dusted every day, and the pages still smell of that lovely, fresh, new book smell. If anyone were to open the pages, they would crackle...
|The Magician Cometh|
'Do forgive me if I sound a touch rude,' she added, drawing a long breath of the majestic fragrance of the rose, 'but just who are you? How did you get into my home?'
|Flying High: Part Seven|
Another look of anger spread over Jhudora's face. "I don't need to cheat or use magic to defeat a puny human like you!" she snapped...