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Defenders Good, Garoo Bad

Sparkler and I are on a mission. We were sent by the Defenders of Neopia to locate Commander Garoo and bring him to justice...

by nut862
400th NT Issue Interviews ~ Not Worth the Headache

Strobe lights magically turn on, accompanied by streamers, confetti, bright lights, and cheesy game show music. Dr. Frank Sloth appears in the doorway...

by crazy_4_sushi
Celebrate the 400th with 400NC!

How best to spend your 400NC budget in celebration of the 400th edition of the Neopian Times!

by destinationxunknown
Too Many Good Entries

This, the so-called "TMGE," is the bane of every Neopian Times writer's existence.

by teaspill
Awesome Petpages: Beyond a Shadow of Default

A petpage? What would anybody do with that?

Quite a lot, as it turns out.

by neesboy

400 Ways to Effectively Communicate With Your Petpet

Your petpet isn't the one who doesn't make sense – you are the nonsensical one.

by twocents
An Open Letter of Non-Praise

The Neopian Times is in dire straits.

by autotune
The Neopian Times Phrases

Where did they come from? What do they mean? We are here to help in the first ever compilation of the Neopian Times Random Phrases.

by ginny_invisible
What Neopian Holiday Are You?

What Neopets festival could you be?

by pink_pony13
Three Ixi You Should Be Aware Of!

Let us look at three of the most famous Ixi, from different parts of the globe, who have left their mark in Neopia.

by truely_hyper
Krawk Island Takes First In the Altador Cup IV!

The Altador Cup came to a close this past Sunday, crowning Krawk Island as the fourth champion in the tournament's history.

by daisygirl88_5
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"Antagonism" by lion_trainer
"I don't care what he means, Mr. Marcus. He's a terrible waiter. He never brings my food out properly the first time, he never responds when I hail him, and it's quite obvious that he takes pleasure in antagonizing me and my brother..."

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Counting Woes
"Her name is Kaley," Amy said. "I just got her today." She held out her arms for Cassie to look at the pet. "What do you think?"

by maltese51191


The Magician Cometh
'Do forgive me if I sound a touch rude,' she added, drawing a long breath of the majestic fragrance of the rose, 'but just who are you? How did you get into my home?'

by d_morton


Snowfall's Solstice: Part Five
Snow was still falling, attacking my window, as though mocking me. How does it feel to be safe and warm inside your room, Castella? Does hiding make you feel like a hero?

by soupfaerie_best


Unforeseen Adventures: The Tomb - Part Two
Inanna hesitated a second before answering. "Um... Thunder, uh, kind of just saved your life...."

by meghen200


Publishing Woes and Weewoos

Art by kitsune_wolf_youkai

by thisisanaccountname


Behind the NT - 400th
Our biggest edition ever...

by miyunama

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