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Defenders Good, Garoo Bad

Sparkler and I are on a mission. We were sent by the Defenders of Neopia to locate Commander Garoo and bring him to justice...

by nut862
400th NT Issue Interviews ~ Not Worth the Headache

Strobe lights magically turn on, accompanied by streamers, confetti, bright lights, and cheesy game show music. Dr. Frank Sloth appears in the doorway...

by crazy_4_sushi
Celebrate the 400th with 400NC!

How best to spend your 400NC budget in celebration of the 400th edition of the Neopian Times!

by destinationxunknown
Too Many Good Entries

This, the so-called "TMGE," is the bane of every Neopian Times writer's existence.

by teaspill
Awesome Petpages: Beyond a Shadow of Default

A petpage? What would anybody do with that?

Quite a lot, as it turns out.

by neesboy

400 Ways to Effectively Communicate With Your Petpet

Your petpet isn't the one who doesn't make sense – you are the nonsensical one.

by twocents
An Open Letter of Non-Praise

The Neopian Times is in dire straits.

by autotune
The Neopian Times Phrases

Where did they come from? What do they mean? We are here to help in the first ever compilation of the Neopian Times Random Phrases.

by ginny_invisible
What Neopian Holiday Are You?

What Neopets festival could you be?

by pink_pony13
Three Ixi You Should Be Aware Of!

Let us look at three of the most famous Ixi, from different parts of the globe, who have left their mark in Neopia.

by truely_hyper
Krawk Island Takes First In the Altador Cup IV!

The Altador Cup came to a close this past Sunday, crowning Krawk Island as the fourth champion in the tournament's history.

by daisygirl88_5
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Neopian Times Phrases

Whether it makes you laugh, confuses you, or prompts you to go on a question-asking rampage, determined to find out who Chet Flash is, it is always a vital part of the Neopian Times. It really is quite an enjoyable pastime to just refresh for hours, reading all the different phrases. You may want to try it for a while. However, where did they come from? What do they mean?

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I like to stare at shoes. It's always been one of my fancies, looking at all of the plastic, the leather, the cotton I could never have.

by nativsis


Unlucky Issue Four Hundred
The magazine was the four hundredth issue of "Neopia Fashion Monthly," and it lay open to the page that had just informed Phairix that her long trunk was just not "in."

by taipeiss


The Adventures of Lucy: Part Two
I spent two hours at the pool, lounging around, hoping for another baby pet to show up. But none did! I couldn't be the only one in the entire hotel, could I?

by majikel


Molly - Back to The Box: Part Three
Molly took off in the air, managing to just dodge the Pant Devil's frantic grabs...

by orlando_bloom_bigfan


Evil Lurks Everywhere
The story behind my Evil Fuzzle avatar

by _fuine_


Birds of a Feather
What's that on your head?

by neogirl4749

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