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Defenders Good, Garoo Bad

Sparkler and I are on a mission. We were sent by the Defenders of Neopia to locate Commander Garoo and bring him to justice...

by nut862
400th NT Issue Interviews ~ Not Worth the Headache

Strobe lights magically turn on, accompanied by streamers, confetti, bright lights, and cheesy game show music. Dr. Frank Sloth appears in the doorway...

by crazy_4_sushi
Celebrate the 400th with 400NC!

How best to spend your 400NC budget in celebration of the 400th edition of the Neopian Times!

by destinationxunknown
Too Many Good Entries

This, the so-called "TMGE," is the bane of every Neopian Times writer's existence.

by teaspill
Awesome Petpages: Beyond a Shadow of Default

A petpage? What would anybody do with that?

Quite a lot, as it turns out.

by neesboy

400 Ways to Effectively Communicate With Your Petpet

Your petpet isn't the one who doesn't make sense – you are the nonsensical one.

by twocents
An Open Letter of Non-Praise

The Neopian Times is in dire straits.

by autotune
The Neopian Times Phrases

Where did they come from? What do they mean? We are here to help in the first ever compilation of the Neopian Times Random Phrases.

by ginny_invisible
What Neopian Holiday Are You?

What Neopets festival could you be?

by pink_pony13
Three Ixi You Should Be Aware Of!

Let us look at three of the most famous Ixi, from different parts of the globe, who have left their mark in Neopia.

by truely_hyper
Krawk Island Takes First In the Altador Cup IV!

The Altador Cup came to a close this past Sunday, crowning Krawk Island as the fourth champion in the tournament's history.

by daisygirl88_5
 
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Other Stories


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Counting Woes
"Her name is Kaley," Amy said. "I just got her today." She held out her arms for Cassie to look at the pet. "What do you think?"

by maltese51191

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Shoes
I like to stare at shoes. It's always been one of my fancies, looking at all of the plastic, the leather, the cotton I could never have.

by nativsis

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In The Yooyu Cage: Part Four
Faerie tumbled down the Yooyu chute, gasping. "OMIGRARRL!" she yelled at the top of her lungs...

by hidden_cloak

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A Very Neovian Election: Part Six
"It's a long shot, but it might just work," she said half to herself and half to her Meowclops.

by herdygerdy

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Weewoo 400th Issue Cake!
You can jump out of it.

by whackthestaff

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The Issue With Issues
It's the most anticipated issue yet! (since issue 350 anyway)

by _vinegirl_



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