|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 400 | 10th day of Swimming, Y11
|Defenders Good, Garoo BadSparkler and I are on a mission. We were sent by the Defenders of Neopia to locate Commander Garoo and bring him to justice...|
|400th NT Issue Interviews ~ Not Worth the HeadacheStrobe lights magically turn on, accompanied by streamers, confetti, bright lights, and cheesy game show music. Dr. Frank Sloth appears in the doorway...|
|Celebrate the 400th with 400NC!How best to spend your 400NC budget in celebration of the 400th edition of the Neopian Times!|
|Too Many Good EntriesThis, the so-called "TMGE," is the bane of every Neopian Times writer's existence. |
|Awesome Petpages: Beyond a Shadow of DefaultA petpage? What would anybody do with that?|
Quite a lot, as it turns out.
|400 Ways to Effectively Communicate With Your PetpetYour petpet isn't the one who doesn't make sense – you are the nonsensical one.|
|An Open Letter of Non-PraiseThe Neopian Times is in dire straits.|
|The Neopian Times PhrasesWhere did they come from? What do they mean? We are here to help in the first ever compilation of the Neopian Times Random Phrases.|
|What Neopian Holiday Are You?What Neopets festival could you be?|
|Three Ixi You Should Be Aware Of!Let us look at three of the most famous Ixi, from different parts of the globe, who have left their mark in Neopia. |
|Krawk Island Takes First In the Altador Cup IV!The Altador Cup came to a close this past Sunday, crowning Krawk Island as the fourth champion in the tournament's history.|
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"400 Times The Madness" by chipmunks_rule
Gunther choked on his muffin. On his back porch were four hundred copies of the Neopian Times. After swallowing, Gunter noticed a note left on one of the stacks of paper. He read it hoping for an explanation...
I like to stare at shoes. It's always been one of my fancies, looking at all of the plastic, the leather, the cotton I could never have.
|A Single Prediction: Part Three|
It felt wrong withholding information from the person who had hired him. The Techo almost spoke up, but stopped himself. He had a good reason for keeping it quiet.
|Antagonism: Part One|
"Coming!" Golem called, trying again for a deep, calm breath. He took up a tray in his lanky arms and hopped carefully out to their table, which stood right in the center of the restaurant.