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Picking a Petpet: Darigan Edition

Of course, you certainly don't want to pay for a Darigan petpet paint brush, when you could use the neopoints for a new ray gun...

by tabby_cat1221
Whistles, Cheering, and Slushies

The Altador Cup is the biggest event in Neopia, so I thought I’d interview a few Neopians who work long hours just to keep the Altador Cup enjoyable for everyone.

by kittykatluver4ever
How To Be Cool

I'd be impressed if, just once, someone would get the courage to come up to my face and say it, like, "Hey, Zargrold, you're so cool, just so hover, man, how do you do it?"

by mamasimios
Petpet Cannonball: Don't hurt the Petpets!

Petpet Cannonball is a one-player game, designed for you to shoot helpless little petpets through a bottomless bucket, down the tarp to safety!

by midnight951
The Best of the Best: Neopia's Top 10 Petpet Colors!

And you thought your petpet was amazing!?!

by k99366
The Altador Cup And Your Health

The Altador Cup can be trying on your health; how can you look after yourself?

by no1_tails_fan
Catching Up with Former Yooyuballers

The Neopian Times caught up with former Yooyuballers to discover what they're up to now that they aren't training for an Altador Cup team.

Also by half_moon

by dirtyredemption

Slorgs: The Perfect Petpet

Searching for the perfect petpet? Well, search no longer!

by warriorsrock965
Altador Cup Dictionary

Here's a guide to all the super fans' lingo, including team placing info.

by fairiesrus5
Six Ways to Impress a Slorg

We return once again to the topic of those ever smiling, ever cheerful, slime machines.

by 00baies_love00
The New Black Pawkeet Slots! What You Need to Know!

At long last, the Black Pawkeet Slots has returned, looking better than ever.

by lieutenant_archer
 
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"Friends Forever!" by dragonstorm_75
"You are no match for the mighty Snowager!" he rumbled triumphantly. The snicklebeast grinned and stepped out, eyeing the happy petpet above with a mischievous air. Just as the snowickle was about to scream out his victory once again, a ball of snow bashed into his head and sent him sprawling into the cold, white carpet below. "That's cheating," squealed a snuffly with surprise...




Other Stories


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The Kacheek Club: The Petpet Whisperer
"Thanks again for volunteering to take care of my petpets while I'm gone, guys," Olive the Brown Xweetok thanked the Kacheek Club as her parents loaded their suitcases...

by jenlin_25

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A Candychan Game
The Snow Candychan was nowhere to be seen. Instead, sitting on the frozen water was a small envelope...

by twocents

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A Very Neovian Election: Part One
Paperwork was the Mayor of Neovia's favourite thing in the entire world. Under his expert supervision, the amount of the stuff floating around the town had doubled...

by herdygerdy

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Finding Kayla: Part Four
So I stood there and waited. And waited. And waited. I never stopped waiting for her.

by fallingrain05

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Nerfed
Yum.

by d0rm0use

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Light House Life - Goldrun?
Can we go home now?

by louishooper



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