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What Kind of Neopian Are You?

Are you a nice Neopian or Evil?

by warriorsrock965
Avatar Wars

The origins of Avatar Wars came from a relatively innocent and normal neomail conversation.

Also by dragonflare9

by yippo_yippee

More Than Just Cheap Regular Foods

For around 500 neopoints and a trip to the Cooking Pot in Mystery Island, you could have something new to eat.

by twilight_vampiregirl
The Neolodge - An Exposé

The Neolodge is a place of pampering where you can send your pet when you are completely sick of it and need a break... I mean... uhh... where you can treat your pet to a lovely stay and maybe a spa break.

by sarahreye
Top 10 Neopian Cakes

*would make comment, but mouth is full of cake*

by pocketbearroo
The Intense Snowickle Guide That You Must Read

How do you care for a Snowickle? I'll start with the basics.

by sylviau
Crisis Courier Game Guide

Crisis Courier is a game where you play as a Yooyu messenger for King Altador.

by xx_punk_goth_666_xx
Money Tree: a Good Thing Or a Waste of Time?

Are there any really valuable items at all in the Money Tree?

by newholsa06
The Adventurer's Guide to Adventuring!

Instead of wasting your day staring out of your window, have an adventure! Don't know how? That's what we're here for!

by penskii
Altador Cup IV - What Awaits Us?

The greatest sport event that Neopia has ever seen is quickly approaching. That's right, the Altador Cup is coming back.

by cloudy_7_7
Top Chop! A Guide to Becoming Your Best Chopper!

If you've always wished you could chop through a block of wood like those fancy karate masters, then you have come to the right place!

by facetiousmind
 
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Crisis Courier



Altador was the birthplace of the Altador Cup, a much anticipated and highly exciting game event. It then became immortalised with its very own plot, and now, Crisis Courier! The most exciting game Altador has belted out, thus far. Good 'ol King Altador, and his handy advisory team of game-making minions. (Did anyone mention Lupes in Neohistory rock? Coltzan, Altador...) Crisis Courier is a game...



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Lucky 13
"Welcome back." Dr. Death smiles at me.

by shrimpdevil6443

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Turnips and Teaching
"Sir, I'm the daughter of a turnip-farmer! I obviously don't have any sort of gift for magic."

by wicked_summer

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Of Mutants and Meepits: Part Three
On the frozen platform around the structure were hundreds of Meepits, but to Leban's immense relief they had not noticed him...

by d_morton

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Another Story: Part Two
Milo knew what was up. He had done his sixth grade Villain report on Sloth.

by limegreenelephant

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That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Hugs
Just when you thought you knew a guy... they throw ya across the room.

by pikemaster1

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Freedom to the Funny Pages - Barf Boat
What a pleasant conversation.

by nickulla



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