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Socks: Warm, Edible, of Doom

How many of you have feet? Yes, yes, that’s what we thought – most of you have feet... some of you have more than others.

Also written by windatmyback

by danceswithpampers

Secrets to Thrifty Spending: Neopian Food Edition

Every Neopian loves to save a few Neopoints now and then, right?

by jmw_31894
Choosing a Colour

If you plan to have a zombie pet, make sure the rest of your family is trained in zombie defence procedures.

by neom_777
Your Guide to Restocking: Better Than Gaming

The quickest, easiest, best way to make neopoints. ;)

by danielleplicka
The Ultimate Guide To Collecting And Galleries

So, you have made your gallery, but you don't know what to do with it after that.

by singer1014
A Guide to Luck and Chance in Neopia

Do you like to take risks?

Also by neckties

by __horses_forever__

Top 10 Villains of Neopia

This article will reveal the top ten baddies of Neopia.

by _plaxe_
Every Secret of Eliv Thade... Revealed

You thought you knew all about Eliv Thade? Wrong... there's much more. :) Read to find out...

by xprincessxsimix
Advanced Key Questing: Stepping Up Your (Mini) Game

Mini-games do play a part in Key Quest, and while I cannot help you with computer speed, I can help you step up your mini-game to the next level!

by musicoftheflute
Digging into Spring

If you're looking to get out of your winter blues, and break into spring with a new outlook on life, flowers are a perfect way to do just that!

by giggilogalmewmew
I Have Too Much to Wear: Guide to Closet Clutter

Ah, spring cleaning! Now that it's spring in Neopia, it may be time to clean out those closets.

by lkozma
Snot Splatter - the Guide to Spewing Snot!

Who would want to play a game like Snot Splatter? Well, you might... if you want a trophy.

by ewagon
 
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"Can Chias See?" by amitybelle
"You're at the bottom of Terror Mountain, surrounded in all this snow, and you wonder why you're cold?" He chuckled to himself. "You need something warm to wear. Why don't you go see Mika and Carassa? They're Chias, too." What was a Chia? What was this guy on about?




Other Stories


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Sugar
Shortly after we got her, she chewed a hole. Clear through the wall.

by yellowsugardog

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Petpet Talk: The Prank
"Excuse me?" Arnold demanded, glaring at the three snickering Meepits. "What in Sloth's name is this?"

by christmas_ice

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The Sorcerer: Part Eight
"Oh, it was the most excessively silly of all spells, I assure you – hardly even worth mentioning."

by jokerhahaazzz

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So Not Fair!: Part Two
Before Ami could say a word, Minty jumped right in. "Of course we can! We can train him to sit in only one hour, can't we, Ami?"

by majikel

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Wise old... Dung?
Where do the prizes come from?

by lovisa966

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Proles
Fiscal responsibility

by cables



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