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Socks: Warm, Edible, of Doom

How many of you have feet? Yes, yes, that’s what we thought – most of you have feet... some of you have more than others.

Also written by windatmyback

by danceswithpampers

Secrets to Thrifty Spending: Neopian Food Edition

Every Neopian loves to save a few Neopoints now and then, right?

by jmw_31894
Choosing a Colour

If you plan to have a zombie pet, make sure the rest of your family is trained in zombie defence procedures.

by neom_777
Your Guide to Restocking: Better Than Gaming

The quickest, easiest, best way to make neopoints. ;)

by danielleplicka
The Ultimate Guide To Collecting And Galleries

So, you have made your gallery, but you don't know what to do with it after that.

by singer1014
A Guide to Luck and Chance in Neopia

Do you like to take risks?

Also by neckties

by __horses_forever__

Top 10 Villains of Neopia

This article will reveal the top ten baddies of Neopia.

by _plaxe_
Every Secret of Eliv Thade... Revealed

You thought you knew all about Eliv Thade? Wrong... there's much more. :) Read to find out...

by xprincessxsimix
Advanced Key Questing: Stepping Up Your (Mini) Game

Mini-games do play a part in Key Quest, and while I cannot help you with computer speed, I can help you step up your mini-game to the next level!

by musicoftheflute
Digging into Spring

If you're looking to get out of your winter blues, and break into spring with a new outlook on life, flowers are a perfect way to do just that!

by giggilogalmewmew
I Have Too Much to Wear: Guide to Closet Clutter

Ah, spring cleaning! Now that it's spring in Neopia, it may be time to clean out those closets.

by lkozma
Snot Splatter - the Guide to Spewing Snot!

Who would want to play a game like Snot Splatter? Well, you might... if you want a trophy.

by ewagon
 
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Guide to Closet Clutter



Ah, spring cleaning! Now that it's spring in Neopia, it may be time to clean out those closets. While in the past, many Neopets have complained of not enough clothes to wear, now many complain of the opposite problem: they own so many clothes that it's hard to wade through the clutter. After the recent Daily Dare event, I wound up with quite a few wearables from beating AAA and Lulu. I also purchased several wearable Abigail prizes. I often forgot the names of the wearables...



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So Not Fair!: Part Two
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Of Mutants and Meepits: Part Two
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Shell-Topped Cupcakes
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One Fish, Two Fish
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