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||Issue: 389 | 24th day of Eating, Y11
|Socks: Warm, Edible, of DoomHow many of you have feet? Yes, yes, that’s what we thought – most of you have feet... some of you have more than others.
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|Choosing a ColourIf you plan to have a zombie pet, make sure the rest of your family is trained in zombie defence procedures.|
|Your Guide to Restocking: Better Than GamingThe quickest, easiest, best way to make neopoints. ;)|
|The Ultimate Guide To Collecting And GalleriesSo, you have made your gallery, but you don't know what to do with it after that.|
|A Guide to Luck and Chance in NeopiaDo you like to take risks?
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|Every Secret of Eliv Thade... RevealedYou thought you knew all about Eliv Thade? Wrong... there's much more. :) Read to find out...|
|Advanced Key Questing: Stepping Up Your (Mini) GameMini-games do play a part in Key Quest, and while I cannot help you with computer speed, I can help you step up your mini-game to the next level!|
|Digging into SpringIf you're looking to get out of your winter blues, and break into spring with a new outlook on life, flowers are a perfect way to do just that! |
|I Have Too Much to Wear: Guide to Closet ClutterAh, spring cleaning! Now that it's spring in Neopia, it may be time to clean out those closets. |
|Snot Splatter - the Guide to Spewing Snot!Who would want to play a game like Snot Splatter? Well, you might... if you want a trophy. |
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Guide to Closet Clutter
Ah, spring cleaning! Now that it's spring in Neopia, it may be time to clean out those closets. While in the past, many Neopets have complained of not enough clothes to wear, now many complain of the opposite problem: they own so many clothes that it's hard to wade through the clutter. After the recent Daily Dare event, I wound up with quite a few wearables from beating AAA and Lulu. I also purchased several wearable Abigail prizes. I often forgot the names of the wearables...
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I wrote my story in hopes of helping other Neopets to come to terms if they too find themselves as a new species, as well as putting those rumours that Chias can't see to rest!
|Battle of the Band Geeks|
We all turned to look at our rivals... the drummers. Brazen, obnoxious, and annoying, they made it their sole purpose in life to put us down.
|So Not Fair!: Part Two|
Before Ami could say a word, Minty jumped right in. "Of course we can! We can train him to sit in only one hour, can't we, Ami?"
|Of Mutants and Meepits: Part Two|
"Could an idiot achieve what I have? I am now on the very brink of transforming all of Neopia into mutants, completely under my authority. You showed me before where the flaw lay in my old scheme: it was too slow!"