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|Socks: Warm, Edible, of DoomHow many of you have feet? Yes, yes, that’s what we thought – most of you have feet... some of you have more than others.
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Warm, Edible, of Doom
We all know what socks look like and what they are used for, but what you might not know is the many ways a sock can be used, the many colors they come in, and the variety of flavors that are available for sampling. Yes, that’s right – we said flavors. Don’t look so surprised; socks are quite delicious when prepared properly. By the time you’ve finished reading this article, believe us, you’ll want to run out to the nearest clothing boutique or bakery as soon as possible...
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