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Socks: Warm, Edible, of Doom

How many of you have feet? Yes, yes, that’s what we thought – most of you have feet... some of you have more than others.

Also written by windatmyback

by danceswithpampers

Secrets to Thrifty Spending: Neopian Food Edition

Every Neopian loves to save a few Neopoints now and then, right?

by jmw_31894
Choosing a Colour

If you plan to have a zombie pet, make sure the rest of your family is trained in zombie defence procedures.

by neom_777
Your Guide to Restocking: Better Than Gaming

The quickest, easiest, best way to make neopoints. ;)

by danielleplicka
The Ultimate Guide To Collecting And Galleries

So, you have made your gallery, but you don't know what to do with it after that.

by singer1014
A Guide to Luck and Chance in Neopia

Do you like to take risks?

Also by neckties

by __horses_forever__

Top 10 Villains of Neopia

This article will reveal the top ten baddies of Neopia.

by _plaxe_
Every Secret of Eliv Thade... Revealed

You thought you knew all about Eliv Thade? Wrong... there's much more. :) Read to find out...

by xprincessxsimix
Advanced Key Questing: Stepping Up Your (Mini) Game

Mini-games do play a part in Key Quest, and while I cannot help you with computer speed, I can help you step up your mini-game to the next level!

by musicoftheflute
Digging into Spring

If you're looking to get out of your winter blues, and break into spring with a new outlook on life, flowers are a perfect way to do just that!

by giggilogalmewmew
I Have Too Much to Wear: Guide to Closet Clutter

Ah, spring cleaning! Now that it's spring in Neopia, it may be time to clean out those closets.

by lkozma
Snot Splatter - the Guide to Spewing Snot!

Who would want to play a game like Snot Splatter? Well, you might... if you want a trophy.

by ewagon
 
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Warm, Edible, of Doom



We all know what socks look like and what they are used for, but what you might not know is the many ways a sock can be used, the many colors they come in, and the variety of flavors that are available for sampling. Yes, that’s right – we said flavors. Don’t look so surprised; socks are quite delicious when prepared properly. By the time you’ve finished reading this article, believe us, you’ll want to run out to the nearest clothing boutique or bakery as soon as possible...



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A Lonely Place
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A Need for Change
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by yummysweetz92

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Revenge: Part Four
I knew it was stupid. I knew I shouldn’t have gone out in the storm, but how could I stay in there? How could I stay in that house when I knew that my owner was going to be just like my last one?

by shadow_sabre_

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So Not Fair!: Part Two
Before Ami could say a word, Minty jumped right in. "Of course we can! We can train him to sit in only one hour, can't we, Ami?"

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General Pink: Episode 1
I can't wait till I take over this puny planet.

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I dun no
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