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How to Make a Grey Neopet Smile

Fool proof steps for making your grey pet smile.

Also by enchantmentunknown

by fieryangel40

An Exclusive Interview with AAA!

(drum roll please!) ...Aristotle A. Avinroo!

by kittenkutie936
Choosing Your Avatar

If you're tired of always using the same avatar, or you find that everyone is using the one you are, this article could be very helpful.

by laruvy
What To Do With An Invisible Pet

While we were playing our games of the day, she disappeared. At first I thought it was a glitch.

by princess_penguin_
Advanced Key Questing: Miscellaneous Strategies

Dealing with opponents' powerups, dealing with random events, and general game strategies.

by musicoftheflute
Neopia Central on Grey Day

Enjoy the Grey Experience.

by larkspurlane
Every Neopian Does It! (And I'll Tell You Why)

Every Neopian does it, and does it often. So what is this crime that we are all guilty of committing?

by fancifully
Sad Days in the Dome: Battledome Weapon Downgrades

Nothing depresses the average Battledomer like that really elite weapon that they just can't have.

by stoicjohn
If Neopia Were Plantopia, An April Fool's Day Joke

This is what the current Neopian worlds would become if Neoplants took over.

by wildanimal7722
The Truth Behind Neoplants

Now EAT SUN! EAT SUN! Rawr rawr rawr rawr! XD

by xx7flame7xx
Avoiding Grey Day

In order to save the cheerier side of Neopian society and save us from the possible horrors of our heroes turning to sobbing refuse, I have compiled a list of five ways to avoid Grey Day.

Also by phoenix_through_fire

by concertogreat_8

 
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Smiling Grey Neopets?



Many Neopians have come to adore their irresistibly adorable grey pets. Whether it's because of their large cherry pink eyes, dismayed expressions, or eternal hopelessness, we have fallen in love. Grey pets are celebrated all over Neopia and even have their own special day. But since we are so used to their miserable frowns, I began to wonder, how hard is it for a grey pet to smile? In an attempt to express my love and affection for all grey pets, I have composed these fool proof steps in making your grey pet smile...



Other Stories


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Running with the Pack
"There's going to be a field trip soon!" I told him, pulling the form out of my backpack.

by kittytamer99

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A Knight's Nightmare
Meekel didn't get up from the corner of the prison cell. He looked out the window that showed the cloudy, foggy skies. There was never, not one single day that the sun showed its face...

by rocknrollpup95

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Revenge: Part Three
"Oh, come on, you know you want to help us!" whined a familiar high pitched voice. I stopped right in my tracks and hid behind a nearby trashcan.

by shadow_sabre_

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Yanked Yooyus - Part Seven
"I don't see why you're so surprised. It wouldn't be the first time our client turned on us..."

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Balthazar and Captain Obvious
It doesn't take a therapist to see he's a little upset.

by pink_nautilus

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You Are Attacked By A Noil!
A Noil attacks you.

by m3rcuri



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