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How to Make a Grey Neopet Smile

Fool proof steps for making your grey pet smile.

Also by enchantmentunknown

by fieryangel40

An Exclusive Interview with AAA!

(drum roll please!) ...Aristotle A. Avinroo!

by kittenkutie936
Choosing Your Avatar

If you're tired of always using the same avatar, or you find that everyone is using the one you are, this article could be very helpful.

by laruvy
What To Do With An Invisible Pet

While we were playing our games of the day, she disappeared. At first I thought it was a glitch.

by princess_penguin_
Advanced Key Questing: Miscellaneous Strategies

Dealing with opponents' powerups, dealing with random events, and general game strategies.

by musicoftheflute
Neopia Central on Grey Day

Enjoy the Grey Experience.

by larkspurlane
Every Neopian Does It! (And I'll Tell You Why)

Every Neopian does it, and does it often. So what is this crime that we are all guilty of committing?

by fancifully
Sad Days in the Dome: Battledome Weapon Downgrades

Nothing depresses the average Battledomer like that really elite weapon that they just can't have.

by stoicjohn
If Neopia Were Plantopia, An April Fool's Day Joke

This is what the current Neopian worlds would become if Neoplants took over.

by wildanimal7722
The Truth Behind Neoplants

Now EAT SUN! EAT SUN! Rawr rawr rawr rawr! XD

by xx7flame7xx
Avoiding Grey Day

In order to save the cheerier side of Neopian society and save us from the possible horrors of our heroes turning to sobbing refuse, I have compiled a list of five ways to avoid Grey Day.

Also by phoenix_through_fire

by concertogreat_8

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"A Knight's Nightmare" by rocknrollpup95
The screeching of the metal door woke Squire Meekel up. You would think that after being in this prison for over two years, he'd be used to waking up to that every day. He'd been in here so long that he forgot what it was like to wake up to the songs of the weewoos and Pteris and Lennies. He forgot what it was like to wake up to the rising sun. Who knew when he would wake up to those...

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The Sorcerer: Part Seven
"I think," said Lord Darigan slowly, "that the most sensible course of action would be a careful examination of the curse itself."

by jokerhahaazzz


Outsider Within: Face of Evil - Part Ten
"You do not get to choose your name," she said. "Your name is proved by your actions."

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by plumbus


You want a WHAT?!?

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