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Are You Qualified to Challenge AAA?

Or should you just stick to challenging his baby sister – Abigail? Either way, this quiz will help you decide.

by faithstarlite
10 Things You Should Never Ever Ever Even Try To Do With Your Origami Petpet

Please abide by these ten things to avoid any mishaps!

Also by sunshine482

by autotune

Everything You Need to Know About Faerie Quests!

Which quests are beneficial, and which ones should you pass up on? Keep reading to find out everything you need to know about faerie quests and their rewards.

by neckties
Cheat! – It's All about LOGIC

Having trouble with Cheat? It has less of a guessing element than you might think!

by angel_of_heaven84
The Neopet Ritual

The main things I find myself doing on a daily basis involve getting free things that I only end up selling or donating!

by joandcywalker
Cybunnies: The Proper Care for All Bunny Breeds

Basic and individual techniques for giving your little darling the best experience in this Neopian life. This is, in fact, everything about Cybunnies.

by redblocks
Blocking Vex: A Guide to Cellblock

How the game of Cellblock is played, various strategies, and most importantly, the correct mindset when approaching it.

by sicillan_killer
Of Slorgs and World Domination

There is a menace in Neopia, join the ranks against the evil, the invincible, the... the... SLORG.

by sappire_charizard
Destruct-O-Match III Guide

Basically you're trying to hook up sections of the most amount possible to get points.

by ginny_invisible
Amateur's Guide to Wheeler's Wild Ride

It's the newest game to hit Neopia: a Lenny and his Island Faellie tour Mystery Island... delivering coconuts?

by you_are_my_happiness
Celebrating with Chocolate

If you're wondering what you might want to do with your chocolate, then I have some ideas.

by rider_galbatorix
 
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"The Saga of a Soggy Biscuit" by saro_the_legendaerie
Luxor liked eggs as much as the next Neopet, but eggs three times a day for the last sixteen days would wear on anyone's nerves. "Hello!" A female Green Peophin was already seated at the low and decidedly unsteady breakfast table, sky blue eyes shining. Well, anyone's nerves except Holly's. The youngest of...




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The Saga of a Soggy Biscuit
A tale of boring breakfasts, Petpets, Ummagine bribes, well-intentioned torture, and a sibling's unconditional love.

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Sophie versus The Neopian Times
Today was Friday, one of the seven days a week that Sophie preferred to sleep in.

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Outsider Within: Face of Evil - Part Three
"Your work looks skillful," said a woman's voice. He looked up from his work to see the strange Zafara woman who had saved his life. He smiled and set his hammer down.

by tashni

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Her Majesty's Champions: Part Four
The three masked Neopets waited until the blast shook the Citadel before they acted. They jumped out of their hiding places...

by saphira_27

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When Shadows Go Bad
Did you just hit me?!

by puppy_angle111

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Wings 'n' All
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